Hypothesis Simple + Efficient Way to Ascend INSANTLY as a Female - HIGH IQ (GTFIH)

[mirinmirinmirin]

Step-By-Step Guide (In-Depth + Detailed):

Step 1: Apply Makeup

How To Mitigate Sides:

• Makeup coming off due to fluids — reapply and avoid all fluids
• Excessive sweating — simply stop sweating
• Tears — Don't be an emotional little bitch
• Wind — face away from the wind. Preferably remain indoors
• Accidental face touching — Don't touch your face
• Makeup transfer — Don't let anything touch your face

How to Avoid Makeup Accusations:

Don't use uncanny unnatural amounts of makeup (or do because makeup is socially acceptable for women to apply and wear)

TL;DR:

Wear makeup and ascend bitch, you have it easy as fuck



INB4: "DNR" or "Traffic light ahh coloring"

 

[Luffy]

I will do this as a man?

 

[amandamrtinez]

I will do this as a man?

you can use makeup as a man

 

[rcamg]

Step-By-Step Guide (In-Depth + Detailed):

Step 1: Apply Makeup

How To Mitigate Sides:

• Makeup coming off due to fluids — reapply and avoid all fluids
• Excessive sweating — simply stop sweating
• Tears — Don't be an emotional little bitch
• Wind — face away from the wind. Preferably remain indoors
• Accidental face touching — Don't touch your face
• Makeup transfer — Don't let anything touch your face

How to Avoid Makeup Accusations:

Don't use uncanny unnatural amounts of makeup (or do because makeup is socially acceptable for women to apply and wear)

TL;DR:

Wear makeup and ascend bitch, you have it easy as fuck



INB4: "DNR" or "Traffic light ahh coloring"

does this work if i have a dick?