Snorted caffeine to fix my morning bloat.. I WAS NOT READY

[Deleted Member 71932]

Guys…
I have made a terrible, incredible mistake.

Woke up feeling low-T, face was puffier than a soy latte. Decided to take drastic action.

Crushed two 200mg caffeine pills because coffee is for beta males and I wanted to debloat my face IMMEDIATELY. Snorted it off the back of my gym membership card (which I haven’t used since 2022).

Instantly. Regretted. Everything.

Within 7 seconds I felt my soul detach from my body like a USB device. My heart started beatboxing. My left eye developed night vision. I could hear electricity.

Fast forward another 45 minutes and I had already cleaned the entire house twice and taken 3 cold showers.

Would not recommend. 11/10.

Moral of the story: don’t snort caffeine. Just inject it like a normal person. (kidding... unless?)

Anyway how do I get my eyebrows to grow thicker?

 

[Deleted Member 71932]

Tagging @TonyDr @Imretarded? @pompompurino @.Xyn

 

[Becky4L]

cokes still better tbh

 

[Deleted Member 70398]

i do the same with my preworkout, it removes bloat instantly

 

[TonyDr]

Anyway how do I get my eyebrows to grow thicker?

Minoxidil

 

[alzarbert7836262]

Next injectable caffeine ride the horse sir ride the lightning

 

[Deleted Member 71932]

i do the same with my preworkout, it removes bloat instantly

Bro, same. Except... when I snort my preworkout, my veins have veins.

 

[Jeremy Peaks]

Guys…
I have made a terrible, incredible mistake.

Woke up feeling low-T, face was puffier than a soy latte. Decided to take drastic action.

Crushed two 200mg caffeine pills because coffee is for beta males and I wanted to debloat my face IMMEDIATELY. Snorted it off the back of my gym membership card (which I haven’t used since 2022).

Instantly. Regretted. Everything.

Within 7 seconds I felt my soul detach from my body like a USB device. My heart started beatboxing. My left eye developed night vision. I could hear electricity.

Fast forward another 45 minutes and I had already cleaned the entire house twice and taken 3 cold showers.

Would not recommend. 11/10.

Moral of the story: don’t snort caffeine. Just inject it like a normal person. (kidding... unless?)

Anyway how do I get my eyebrows to grow thicker?

when i was younger i used to snort caffeine pills and shit to get a quick caffeine rush
maybe ur tolerance is low?!?!?!?! idk but snorting caff worked well for me bro

but if u srs want to snort energy just snort addy or coke lolll

 

[Deleted Member 71932]

cokes still better tbh

coke = instant legend
caffeine = I’m AWAKE now
creatine = I’m about to become a myth