southern beauty pageants

[splanky]

tbh if u live in the south and haven’t competed and placed in a beauty pageant ur either overly religious or ugly ash
does anyone know what i’m talking abt
i don’t mean this in a rude way btw sorry guys
everyone drop ur pageant horror stories!!!! only true splanky fans know mine

 

[hersheykiss]

excuse me splanky

i have not competed in a pageant cause pedos go js to watch the girls

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

tbh if u live in the south and haven’t competed and placed in a beauty pageant ur either overly religious or ugly ash
does anyone know what i’m talking abt
i don’t mean this in a rude way btw sorry guys
everyone drop ur pageant horror stories!!!! only true splanky fans know mine

I never competed in one because my parents didn't want me to find out I was chopped

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Pageants have always seemed weird to me. Coming from an european

 

[splanky]

excuse me splanky

i have not competed in a pageant cause pedos go js to watch the girls

OMG SORRY OKAY I WAS JOKING I WAS JOKING ur gorg it’s okay

but yeah tbh that’s what most of it is

i acc went to a pageant store a couple weeks ago like they rent out stuff and jesus the toddler wear was outrageous

my experience w it wasn’t the best lol ill tell in pms in a bit

 

[trenghost]

paegeants are just pedophiles watching little girls

idfc that i spelled it wrong

 

[splanky]

paegeants are just pedophiles watching little girls

idfc that i spelled it wrong

sigh yeah