star wars if it was irl politics

[Anna]

luke skywalker- nick fuentes
princess leia- candace owens

trump- darth vader
charlie kirk-obi wan kenobi

netanyahu-chancellor palpatine/the emperor

act 1

the pentagon/death star

nick fuentes "I know there is still good in you president, turn to the light side

trump "it... is too late for me son"

trump "join me... together we can rule the goys as father and son"

Nick fuentes "i will never turn to the dark side"



some more characters for a later day

epstein- darth plageuis the wise
jd vance- chewbacca
jfk- qui gon jinn

 

[Anna]

honestly bump this

 

[Pento]

luke skywalker- nick fuentes
princess leia- candace owens

trump- darth vader
charlie kirk-obi wan kenobi

netanyahu-chancellor palpatine/the emperor

act 1

the pentagon/death star

nick fuentes "I know there is still good in you president, turn to the light side

trump "it... is too late for me son"

trump "join me... together we can rule the goys as father and son"

Nick fuentes "i will never turn to the dark side"



some more characters for a later day

epstein- darth plageuis the wise
jd vance- chewbacca
jfk- qui gon jinn

No way you just compared Kirk to obi wan

 

[Anna]

No way you just compared Kirk to obi wan

i need a better force ghost tbh

I thought that kirk could be yarael poof but maybe thats a bit too far

 

[Pento]

i need a better force ghost tbh

I thought that kirk could be yarael poof but maybe thats a bit too far

Kirk would be senator palpatine

 

[Anna]

Kirk would be senator palpatine

lol he's not evil enough tbh

I said yarael poof because of the long neck but idk

 

[limo8]

bump you gonna riveve this forum asap i just know it

 

[Anna]

bump you gonna riveve this forum asap i just know it

t-tthats the nicest thing i've ever heard

 

[Pento]

lol he's not evil enough tbh

I said yarael poof because of the long neck but idk

Kirk wouldn’t be a Jedi he’d be like count dooku

 

[mus]

is that me? very well

 

[limo8]

t-tthats the nicest thing i've ever heard

you deserve more validation in your life never give up and keep rotting on this forum we need incels like you and i mean it

 

[Anna]

Kirk wouldn’t be a Jedi he’d be like count dooku

holy shit that actually fits so fucking well

then netanyahu (palpatine) would say "do it" to trump (anakin)

signalling the cia being told by the ZOG to assasinate him

 

[Anna]

you deserve more validation in your life never give up and keep rotting on this forum we need incels like you and i mean it

wow you really are so nice

 

[mus]

holy shit that actually fits so fucking well

then netanyahu (palpatine) would say "do it" to trump (anakin)

signalling the cia being told by the ZOG to assasinate him

i confirm

 

[Anna]

i confirm

you even look like palpatine tbh

 

[mus]

you even look like palpatine tbh

cuz im him and he's me?

 

[Deleted Member 47925]

youre such a shit user