Star Wars is so stupid

[AXII.CO]

Very interesting plot and universe but too much plot armor and stupidity of the characters

it pisses me off

 

[BlendedBulge]

I noticed that almost everything pisses you off.

But I agree, I don’t like Star Wars ether

 

[sjnny404]

love it in theory dislike it in execution

even clone wars pisses me off half the time but season 7 was worth it tbh, bleak as fuck ending, every character that got fleshed out throughout the seasons died within a matter of days (most off screen) the typa shit that i want instead of "muh younglings" (ewan mcgregor was deffo holding in a laugh as he said that line)

i never watched rebels bc i knew it would pmo with how these stupid group of kids continuously evaded supposed elite forces and i burst out laughing seeing helicopter lightsabers in a yt clip, mfs deadass fly away on mechanically spinning lightsabers are u fr

sequels aren't canon
prequels are better as books bc it got fleshed out a lot
originals are fine

rogue one is the best movie wise

 

[Deleted Member 67860]

love it in theory dislike it in execution

even clone wars pisses me off half the time but season 7 was worth it tbh, bleak as fuck ending, every character that got fleshed out throughout the seasons died within a matter of days (most off screen) the typa shit that i want instead of "muh younglings" (ewan mcgregor was deffo holding in a laugh as he said that line)

i never watched rebels bc i knew it would pmo with how these stupid group of kids continuously evaded supposed elite forces and i burst out laughing seeing helicopter lightsabers in a yt clip, mfs deadass fly away on mechanically spinning lightsabers are u fr

sequels aren't canon
prequels are better as books bc it got fleshed out a lot
originals are fine

rogue one is the best movie wise

Autism.

 

[Deleted Member 65979]

its so boring

 

[sjnny404]

Autism.

yessir

 

[AXII.CO]

its so boring

It depends on which way you look at it but I can agree

love it in theory dislike it in execution

mfs deadass fly away on mechanically spinning lightsabers are u fr

That's retarded lmao

prequels are better as books bc it got fleshed out a lot

I don't think it got fleshed out at all in fact the opposite the first film wasn't needed at all and it was complete dogshit. In episodes 2-3 they made Palpatine's "transition" sudden as fuck so the pace was a bit off and there was a massive time skip because of clone wars.

I noticed that almost everything pisses you off.

This isn't true

 

[sjnny404]

ok since you (didn't) ask for it here is my verbal diarrhea because star wars is a childhood fav and i have too much time and autism on my hands so

That's retarded lmao

i felt my last brain cell die seeing it

I don't think it got fleshed out at all in fact the opposite the first film wasn't needed at all and it was complete dogshit. In episodes 2-3 they made Palpatine's "transition" sudden as fuck so the pace was a bit off and there was a massive time skip because of clone wars.

nah i meant the prequels are better as books, but agreed would completely rewrite the prequel movies if given the chance
book version of specifically matthew stover's sw3 novel is my fav, this is when anakin gets his suit:

"
This is how it feels to be Anakin Skywalker, forever:
The first dawn of light in your universe brings pain.
The light burns you. It will always burn you. Part of you will always lie upon black glass sand beside a lake of fire while flames chew upon your flesh. You can hear yourself breathing. It comes hard, and harsh, and it scrapes nerves already raw, but you cannot stop it. You can never stop it. You cannot even slow it down.

[cont.]

And you rage and scream and reach through the Force to crush the shadow who has destroyed you, but you are so far less now than what you were, you are more than half machine, you are like a painter gone blind, a composer gone deaf, you can remember where the power was but the power you can touch is only a memory, and so with all your world-destroying fury it is only droids around you that implode, and equipment, and the table on which you were strapped shatters, and in the end, you cannot touch the shadow.
In the end, you do not even want to.
In the end, the shadow is all you have left.
Because the shadow understands you, the shadow forgives you, the shadow gathers you unto itself — And within your furnace heart, you burn in your own flame.
This is how it feels to be Anakin Skywalker..
Forever..
"

agree sw1 is dumb there are so many ways they fucked up on this, 2 was meh but its because dooku was originally just a shoo in villain (got fleshed out in rots novel + clone wars) after they killed darth maul for no fucking reason (also fleshed out in cw lets fucking goo) and palpatines rise to power just...happened? in sw3?

prequels would have done way better as a tv series tbh

also to make the prequels slightly more palatable its better to watch in machete order, watch 4 then 5, then right after the vader/father reveal watch 1, 2, 3, and finally go back to 6 for the final showdown

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

love it in theory dislike it in execution

even clone wars pisses me off half the time but season 7 was worth it tbh, bleak as fuck ending, every character that got fleshed out throughout the seasons died within a matter of days (most off screen) the typa shit that i want instead of "muh younglings" (ewan mcgregor was deffo holding in a laugh as he said that line)

i never watched rebels bc i knew it would pmo with how these stupid group of kids continuously evaded supposed elite forces and i burst out laughing seeing helicopter lightsabers in a yt clip, mfs deadass fly away on mechanically spinning lightsabers are u fr

sequels aren't canon
prequels are better as books bc it got fleshed out a lot
originals are fine

rogue one is the best movie wise

I agree tbh

 

[Judge Holden]

Very interesting plot and universe but too much plot armor and stupidity of the characters

it pisses me off

Yeah, dune mogs

 

[lifelover]

love it in theory dislike it in execution

even clone wars pisses me off half the time but season 7 was worth it tbh, bleak as fuck ending, every character that got fleshed out throughout the seasons died within a matter of days (most off screen) the typa shit that i want instead of "muh younglings" (ewan mcgregor was deffo holding in a laugh as he said that line)

i never watched rebels bc i knew it would pmo with how these stupid group of kids continuously evaded supposed elite forces and i burst out laughing seeing helicopter lightsabers in a yt clip, mfs deadass fly away on mechanically spinning lightsabers are u fr

sequels aren't canon
prequels are better as books bc it got fleshed out a lot
originals are fine

rogue one is the best movie wise

i like how your brain works