[STORY] MEETING @IMSUBHUMANLMFAO IRL

[slopslinger]

deadass I saw @ImSubHumanLmfao at a grocery store in atx today


I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

he said, “oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. when I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen milky ways in his hands without paying.

the girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “sir, you need to pay for those first.” at first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

when she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. after she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

tags: @rand anon @blanquita444 @pompompurino @pepelkant
@swanneo @glamourpursuer 2.0 @fool @geneticCage @Hexum @ImSubHumanLmfao @Mess @faithful @draftLexy @huntergirl @boxeur @Randomized Shame

 

[Glamour]

read every single word

 

[blanquita444]

deadass I saw @ImSubHumanLmfao at a grocery store in atx today


I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

he said, “oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. when I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen milky ways in his hands without paying.

the girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “sir, you need to pay for those first.” at first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

when she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. after she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

tags: @rand anon @blanquita444 @pompompurino @pepelkant
@swanneo @glamourpursuer 2.0 @fool @geneticCage @Hexum @ImSubHumanLmfao @Mess @faithful @draftLexy @huntergirl @boxeur @Randomized Shame

sigh

 

[pepelkant]

I can confirm, i was at the cash register back then

 

[Deleted Member 70339]

chad does what he wants

 

[Abbie]

deadass I saw @ImSubHumanLmfao at a grocery store in atx today


I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

he said, “oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. when I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen milky ways in his hands without paying.

the girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “sir, you need to pay for those first.” at first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

when she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. after she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

tags: @rand anon @blanquita444 @pompompurino @pepelkant
@swanneo @glamourpursuer 2.0 @fool @geneticCage @Hexum @ImSubHumanLmfao @Mess @faithful @draftLexy @huntergirl @boxeur @Randomized Shame

Where’s the part where you two confess then share a long passionate kiss. BOO

 

[cindythetvisleaking]

deadass I saw @ImSubHumanLmfao at a grocery store in atx today


I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

he said, “oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. when I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen milky ways in his hands without paying.

the girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “sir, you need to pay for those first.” at first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

when she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. after she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

tags: @rand anon @blanquita444 @pompompurino @pepelkant
@swanneo @glamourpursuer 2.0 @fool @geneticCage @Hexum @ImSubHumanLmfao @Mess @faithful @draftLexy @huntergirl @boxeur @Randomized Shame

Ewwwww this has ruined my day!

 

[slopslinger]

Where’s the part where you two confess then share a long passionate kiss. BOO

sorry that stays on onlyfans

 

[cindythetvisleaking]

Where’s the part where you two confess then share a long passionate kiss. BOO

And then you enter their room and ask do they want some bbc but you realise you are outside and then cops choke you because you are naked outside (plus ur black)

 

[slopslinger]

And then you enter their room and ask do they want some bbc but you realise you are outside and then cops choke you because you are naked outside

in your dreams omg stop

 

[cindythetvisleaking]

in your dreams omg stop

I just want auggy arrested or choked cuz he is black

 

[Deleted Member 70339]

I just want auggy arrested or choked cuz he is black

Dawg

 

[raspadinha]

dead internet theory

 

[boxeur]

deadass I saw @ImSubHumanLmfao at a grocery store in atx today


I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

he said, “oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. when I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen milky ways in his hands without paying.

the girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “sir, you need to pay for those first.” at first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

when she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. after she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

tags: @rand anon @blanquita444 @pompompurino @pepelkant
@swanneo @glamourpursuer 2.0 @fool @geneticCage @Hexum @ImSubHumanLmfao @Mess @faithful @draftLexy @huntergirl @boxeur @Randomized Shame

non ntness at its best

 

[fool]

The plot is so bad compared to @delilahjones fanfic

 

[NARCISSlST]

The plot is so bad compared to @delilahjones fanfic

thanks babe i sleep now

 

[fool]

thanks babe i sleep now

day day

 

[NARCISSlST]

@blanquita444 why tf are u still awake n***a go sleep too

 

[blanquita444]

@blanquita444 why tf are u still awake n***a go sleep too

no ^_^

 

[Deleted Member 55049]

deadass I saw @ImSubHumanLmfao at a grocery store in atx today


I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

he said, “oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. when I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen milky ways in his hands without paying.

the girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “sir, you need to pay for those first.” at first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

when she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. after she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

tags: @rand anon @blanquita444 @pompompurino @pepelkant
@swanneo @glamourpursuer 2.0 @fool @geneticCage @Hexum @ImSubHumanLmfao @Mess @faithful @draftLexy @huntergirl @boxeur @Randomized Shame

True story