Story time of how I DIDN'T get 20p chips

[𐲀 𐲢 𐲠 𐲀 𐲇 𐲰]

I was ecstatic because the day of the 20p chips had finally come after many days of talking about
My train journey to Birmingham had finally come to an end and I stepped onto the platform when suddenly I heard a loud noise
As I turned my head there was a group of pakis all in skinny jeans demanding money
Activating my Total Ethnic Death powers Ashtar Sheran bestowed upon me the power of the entire white race
With this i just clicked my fingers and the dot heads instantly vanished
Believing the threat was over I carried on walking towards bossman to get my 20p chips
However Yakub sensing my powers decided to teleport me to the stratosphere and I am now floating through space unsure what to do
sorry to let u down @Thebird

 

[Thebird]

I was ecstatic because the day of the 20p chips had finally come after many days of talking about
My train journey to Birmingham had finally come to an end and I stepped onto the platform when suddenly I heard a loud noise
As I turned my head there was a group of pakis all in skinny jeans demanding money
Activating my Total Ethnic Death powers Ashtar Sheran bestowed upon me the power of the entire white race
With this i just clicked my fingers and the dot heads instantly vanished
Believing the threat was over I carried on walking towards bossman to get my 20p chips
However Yakub sensing my powers decided to teleport me to the stratosphere and I am now floating through space unsure what to do
sorry to let u down @Thebird

Aww

 

[Thebird]

There were a lot of 1 star reviews anyways stay safe ily