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the following story is 100% bro no fucking larp bro im not kidding rn pls im literally gagging

i was just on a call w my old friend i haven’t spoke to in like months and we were catching up, she catches me up on another ex friend of ours that we dropped and tells me her (ex friend) and her bf broke up

bro tell me why she tells me her bf had like a fart fetish and when they broke up he offered her money “for one last request” to SHIT IN HIS MOUTH YES SHIT IN HIS FUCKING MOUTH THEN SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE SAID HE HAD BUMPS AROUND HIS MOUTH?? NIGGAAAA I GAGGED😭😭😭😭😭😭 SHE DID IT TOO IM CRYING IM CRYINH
 
the following story is 100% bro no fucking larp bro im not kidding rn pls im literally gagging

i was just on a call w my old friend i haven’t spoke to in like months and we were catching up, she catches me up on another ex friend of ours that we dropped and tells me her (ex friend) and her bf broke up

bro tell me why she tells me her bf had like a fart fetish and when they broke up he offered her money “for one last request” to SHIT IN HIS MOUTH YES SHIT IN HIS FUCKING MOUTH THEN SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE SAID HE HAD BUMPS AROUND HIS MOUTH?? NIGGAAAA I GAGGED😭😭😭😭😭😭 SHE DID IT TOO IM CRYING IM CRYINH
her only telling you now theyve broken up lets you know she was into it while they where dating
 
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the following story is 100% bro no fucking larp bro im not kidding rn pls im literally gagging

i was just on a call w my old friend i haven’t spoke to in like months and we were catching up, she catches me up on another ex friend of ours that we dropped and tells me her (ex friend) and her bf broke up

bro tell me why she tells me her bf had like a fart fetish and when they broke up he offered her money “for one last request” to SHIT IN HIS MOUTH YES SHIT IN HIS FUCKING MOUTH THEN SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE SAID HE HAD BUMPS AROUND HIS MOUTH?? NIGGAAAA I GAGGED😭😭😭😭😭😭 SHE DID IT TOO IM CRYING IM CRYINH
i started slapping my belly and laughing
 
the following story is 100% bro no fucking larp bro im not kidding rn pls im literally gagging

i was just on a call w my old friend i haven’t spoke to in like months and we were catching up, she catches me up on another ex friend of ours that we dropped and tells me her (ex friend) and her bf broke up

bro tell me why she tells me her bf had like a fart fetish and when they broke up he offered her money “for one last request” to SHIT IN HIS MOUTH YES SHIT IN HIS FUCKING MOUTH THEN SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE SAID HE HAD BUMPS AROUND HIS MOUTH?? NIGGAAAA I GAGGED😭😭😭😭😭😭 SHE DID IT TOO IM CRYING IM CRYINH
13 dollars and 50 cents is 13 dollars and 50 cents.
 
the following story is 100% bro no fucking larp bro im not kidding rn pls im literally gagging

i was just on a call w my old friend i haven’t spoke to in like months and we were catching up, she catches me up on another ex friend of ours that we dropped and tells me her (ex friend) and her bf broke up

bro tell me why she tells me her bf had like a fart fetish and when they broke up he offered her money “for one last request” to SHIT IN HIS MOUTH YES SHIT IN HIS FUCKING MOUTH THEN SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE SAID HE HAD BUMPS AROUND HIS MOUTH?? NIGGAAAA I GAGGED😭😭😭😭😭😭 SHE DID IT TOO IM CRYING IM CRYINH
The fact she did it makes me terrified for humanity
 

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