That one time I had two women tried to wingman me

[Rau Le Creuset]

I was studying law at the time and headed towards the subway station with three girls from my college. One of them had to take the same subway as me since she was headed downtown to go to a shisha lounge and the other two had to take the subway that went into the opposite direction. While parting ways, those two girls yelled out to the girl I was with (about me, btw) “Why don’t you suck his stick instead?” I immediately lol’d and shook my head while the girl I was with was flabbergasted. I expected her to say “ewww” but she thankfully didn’t. Would have crushed my self-esteem. Sure made things awkward after that. I dropped out sometime after that.

 

[Rau Le Creuset]

 

[AverageMoroccan]

Brutal

 

[Deleted Member 61761]

I dropped out sometime after that.

????

 

[Deleted Member 56337]

That’s not wingmanning, that’s airstriking

 

[AverageMoroccan]

Still mogs me tho, women atleast trust you and walk with you

 

[BimaxLaser]

I was studying law at the time and headed towards the subway station with three girls from my college. One of them had to take the same subway as me since she was headed downtown to go to a shisha lounge and the other two had to take the subway that went into the opposite direction. While parting ways, those two girls yelled out to the girl I was with (about me, btw) “Why don’t you suck his stick instead?” I immediately lol’d and shook my head while the girl I was with was flabbergasted. I expected her to say “ewww” but she thankfully didn’t. Would have crushed my self-esteem. Sure made things awkward after that. I dropped out sometime after that.

Fuck bro im gonna study law soon do you think theyll be begging for my dick too ?

 

[Rau Le Creuset]

Brutal

Only if she would have said “eww”

 

[Rau Le Creuset]

????

I have a habit of dropping out of college.

 

[Rau Le Creuset]

That’s not wingmanning, that’s airstriking

Idk what this means but have a JFL react.

 

[Rau Le Creuset]

Still mogs me tho, women atleast trust you and walk with you

I seem to be “high trust” to people. Since I’ve been asked for directions more than once.

 

[Rau Le Creuset]

Fuck bro im gonna study law soon do you think theyll be begging for my dick too ?

Of course. You’re giga chad and I’m truecel. Law is law.

 

[BimaxLaser]

Of course. You’re giga chad and I’m truecel. Law is law.

Gigachad in Bangkok

 

[Deleted Member 56337]

Idk what this means but have a JFL react.

Basically it means their “help” was way too aggressive and might have done more harm than good

 

[Rau Le Creuset]

Gigachad in Bangkok

Then the entire world is Bangkok, giga chad!

 

[Rau Le Creuset]

Basically it means their “help” was way too aggressive and might have done more harm than good

I know, I was joking. Like who the hell says that. It was literally the second day of college.

 

[jkcwakcjw]

Gigachad in Bangkok

Lmao bang cock

 

[jkcwakcjw]

Lmao bang cock

Like why can’t they name it something normal like Monaco or some shit

 

[AverageMoroccan]

I seem to be “high trust” to people. Since I’ve been asked for directions more than once.

So I already know that you're not an ogre

 

[BimaxLaser]

So I already know that you're not an ogre

Ogre is a 100 times better than cutecel

 

[AverageMoroccan]

Ogre is a 100 times better than cutecel

Not at all, ogre's look way too scary

 

[BimaxLaser]

Not at all, ogre's look way too scary

Just be chill and let a women discover youre not a beast

 

[Rau Le Creuset]

So I already know that you're not an ogre

I’m a high trust ogre.

 

[BimaxLaser]

I’m a high trust ogre.

Pics bruh

 

[Rau Le Creuset]

Pics bruh

Since you’re a guy instead of sending pics, I offer to meet you irl. I only send pics to girls because I’ll never meet them anyway lol.

 

[AverageMoroccan]

I’m a high trust ogre.

With the personality of a cutecel

 

[AverageMoroccan]

Since you’re a guy instead of sending pics, I offer to meet you irl. I only send pics to girls because I’ll never meet them anyway lol.

@BimaxLaser is definitely a boer I can already smell it

 

[BimaxLaser]

@BimaxLaser is definitely a boer I can already smell it

Ouders zijn kinderen van boeren maar zij niet. Geen boer in boerendorp = over

Since you’re a guy instead of sending pics, I offer to meet you irl. I only send pics to girls because I’ll never meet them anyway lol.

Why bro scared of getting doxxed or? Ill come to rotterdam sometime next school year

 

[AverageMoroccan]

Ouders zijn kinderen van boeren maar zij niet. Geen boer in boerendorp = over


Why bro scared of getting doxxed or? Ill come to rotterdam sometime next school year

Jaja, just giet de melk in het karton bro

 

[Rau Le Creuset]

With the personality of a cutecel

U gay n***a?

 

[Rau Le Creuset]

@BimaxLaser is definitely a boer I can already smell it

He has farmer phenotype.

 

[Rau Le Creuset]

Ouders zijn kinderen van boeren maar zij niet. Geen boer in boerendorp = over

Mijn familieleden zijn ook boeren.

Why bro scared of getting doxxed or? Ill come to rotterdam sometime next school year

yeah come to Rotterdam

 

[AverageMoroccan]

U gay n***a?

U a cutecel nga?

He has farmer phenotype.

Over for koeienmelkers

 

[Rau Le Creuset]

U a cutecel nga?

Nah I’m an ugly truecel (go ask my former oneitis if you don’t believe me).

Over for koeienmelkers

Hans, de kartonnen zijn gevuld.

 

[BimaxLaser]

Nah I’m an ugly truecel (go ask my former oneitis if you don’t believe me).

Lying ahh

Hans, de kartonnen zijn gevuld.

Hendrik

 

[Rau Le Creuset]

Lying ahh

In Minecraft.

Hendrik

Karel Abdul de Vierde.

 

[Deleted Member 61761]

I have a habit of dropping out of college.

You have done it more than once??

 

[Rau Le Creuset]

You have done it more than once??

I lost count. I think I got a record.