The calories in crumbl cookies are abysmal

[dontcallthemfoidsbro]

I mean the horrific sugar content and flavour aside for a second- some of these be 1000+ kcal per cookie. They're highest calorie item is 1210 kcal, thats like a high score. And sure they're large but not crazy large. Like FAR from 1200kcal large. You'd look at that and be like "yeah eyeballing maybe 500 kcal" I'm overly invested in nutrition so I'm likely somewhat biased but this is disgusting to me.

 

[Br4va]

Isn’t their milkshake drink like 2000 calories

 

[Deleted Member 126149]

how is this even related to nutrition
its just pleasure slop

 

[dontcallthemfoidsbro]

Isn’t their milkshake drink like 2000 calories

Yes and it has the same amount of sugar as 40 oreos fucking insane

 

[dontcallthemfoidsbro]

how is this even related to nutrition
its just pleasure slop

True true

 

[yielded]

I mean the horrific sugar content and flavour aside for a second- some of these be 1000+ kcal per cookie. They're highest calorie item is 1210 kcal, thats like a high score. And sure they're large but not crazy large. Like FAR from 1200kcal large. You'd look at that and be like "yeah eyeballing maybe 500 kcal" I'm overly invested in nutrition so I'm likely somewhat biased but this is disgusting to me.

Ong

 

[Br4va]

Yes and it has the same amount of sugar as 40 oreos fucking insane

Geneuineltninsane

 

[Deleted Member 120050]

I got fat just reading this thread
crumble cookie is overly sweet too, like it’s not even that good imo

 

[dontcallthemfoidsbro]

I got fat just reading this thread
crumble cookie is overly sweet too, like it’s not even that good imo

Yeah i tried them once and never again, I've found they don't really have a flavour. Just sweet.

 

[truerotter]

I mean the horrific sugar content and flavour aside for a second- some of these be 1000+ kcal per cookie. They're highest calorie item is 1210 kcal, thats like a high score. And sure they're large but not crazy large. Like FAR from 1200kcal large. You'd look at that and be like "yeah eyeballing maybe 500 kcal" I'm overly invested in nutrition so I'm likely somewhat biased but this is disgusting to me.

These cookies are 500% recycled polyester probably tbf

 

[Angel]

i tried the mini ones last year and vomited

 

[dontcallthemfoidsbro]

i tried the mini ones last year and vomited

Real

 

[buddababycentral]

cookie crumbl is weightmaxxing

 

[oceauine]

yh lowky and people be eating this like it's nothing brp. even more so that it's a trend
so much processed shit imagine what it's like for ppls health