Story The ONE time I simped

[rand anon]

Here’s an embarrassing story of mines I'm sharing in honor of Valentine’s Day tomorrow

There was this Irish girl I liked in like 3rd or 4th grade, she was a head taller than me jfl, I bought her a heart pendant from ross for either valentines or her birthday, don’t remember exactly, but yeah

my most simp moment never happening again ofc

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Heart pendant from Ross is so romantic

 

[jkcwakcjw]

Here’s an embarrassing story of mines I'm sharing in honor of Valentine’s Day tomorrow

I didn’t even know
Am I cooked?

 

[Whitepill]

She rejected I assume?
Brutal, life begins and ends in first trimester

 

[rand anon]

Heart pendant from Ross is so romantic

a head taller than me

I never stood a chance

 

[rand anon]

She rejected I assume?
Brutal, life begins and ends in first trimester

she took it and thanked me, she might hve worn it then and there too but I can't recall. But I never asked her out or anything, we used to play around on the playground jfl

 

[rand anon]

I didn’t even know
Am I cooked?

I haven't had a valentines since birth my guy, we both are

 

[jkcwakcjw]

I haven't had a valentines since birth my guy, we both are

My school on demon time bc we have off tomorrow

 

[rand anon]

My school on demon time bc we have off tomorrow

brutal reminder that society caters to couples, where's the holiday for chronically single incels?

 

[neymar]

U only simped once? I have simped more than 30 times

 

[rand anon]

U only simped once? I have simped more than 30 times

well yeah, that was back when I was a low inhib kid. I had a oneitis in hs but I never simped for her

I don't interact much with women, let alone people in general, so I'd never hve that many opportunities to simp anyways lol