Serious The real reason my skin gets purple HIGH IQ

[lowtiersubhuman]

Ok so its purple because of all the extra blood I have
Why do i have extra blood you may ask?
Because without it I will die
Basically
If I get an election and I dont have all this extra blood
There wont be enough blood to go to my brain bc its all in my penis

Ok this is obviously a joke
But before i started turning purple I would deadass get really bad headaches if I jerked off not anymore tho

April fools
I have 3 weeks

 

[hurricane]

You will be fine