The real way to debloat (Fuck furosemide, fuck potassium) (FOR LEANCELS ONLY)

[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

Before I begin this thread let me just say, if you are over 12% bf, there is no "debloating" for you, just loose some fucking weight.

Why don't I like furosemide?
Because it is

1. A pain to get
2. Not good for your kidneys - https://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-5512-8043/furosemide-oral/furosemide-oral/details#sideeffects

Why don't I like sodium flushing?
Because it is

1. COPE
2. A pain to do (to much effort)
3. Minimal results that can vary a lot

IF YOU WANT TO ACTUALLY DEBLOAT, JUST STOP DRINKING WATER
"Bloat" is really just water being kept in your face. If you want to actually debloat, like to the bone, you need to water fast for at least 12 hours.
Not drinking water is much better for your body then taking shady Indian blood pressure pills, but at the same time it is much more effective then tracking ur salt and sodium intake.


ONLY USE IT MAX ONCE A WEEK.
OFC, not drinking water is not the best for your body (while still much better then furosemide). I recommend you only use this for special events and first impressions. For example, once the school year starts, I plan to not drink water for 12 hours and go for a long walk right before the Homecoming dance and afterparty so I can pullup to the afterparty lean to the bone with my height boosters in and hookup with a random mtb.




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[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

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[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

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[Patrickbatman]

Bu konuya başlamadan önce şunu söyleyeyim, eğer %12'nin üzerinde erkekseniz, sizin için "şişkinlik" yok, sadece biraz kilo verin.

Neden furosemid'i sevmiyorum?
Çünkü öyle

1. Almak bir acı
2. Böbrekleriniz için iyi değil - https://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-5512-8043/furosemide-oral/furosemide-oral/details#sideeffects

Neden sodyum yıkamayı sevmiyorum?
Çünkü öyle

1. BAŞA ÇIKMAK
2. Yapması gereken bir acı (çok fazla çaba)
3. Çok değişebilen minimum sonuçlar

GERÇEKTEN ŞIŞKINLIK YAPMAK ISTIYORSAN, SU IÇMEYI BIRAK
"Şişkinlik" aslında sadece yüzünüzde tutulan sudur. Kemik gibi gerçekten şişkinlik yapmak istiyorsanız, en az 12 saat boyunca hızlı bir şekilde sulamanız gerekir.
Su içmemek, vücudunuz için gölgeli Hint tansiyon hapları almaktan çok daha iyidir, ancak aynı zamanda tuz ve sodyum alımınızı takip etmekten çok daha etkilidir.


SADECE HAFTADA EN FAZLA BIR KEZ KULLANIN.
OFC, su içmemek vücudunuz için en iyisi değildir (yine de furosemidden çok daha iyi olsa da). Bunu yalnızca özel etkinlikler ve ilk izlenimler için kullanmanızı tavsiye ederim. Örneğin, okul yılı başladığında, 12 saat boyunca su içmemeyi ve Homecoming dansından ve afterparty'den hemen önce uzun bir yürüyüşe çıkmayı planlıyorum, böylece boy güçlendiricilerimle kemiklere kadar eğilebilir ve rastgele bir mtb ile bağlantı kurabilirim.




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-ÇıplakSelfiesTilliDie

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[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

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Literally true bro its the only non cope that doesnt fuck with your kidneys. MUSLIMS DO IT ALL THE TIME

 

[fool]

live cretinism acquiring insane

 

[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

live cretinism acquiring insane

Muslims dont drink water all the time durign RAMADAN

 

[holytruecoper]

Literally true bro its the only non cope that doesnt fuck with your kidneys. MUSLIMS DO IT ALL THE TIME

if muslims do something its already wrong thing

 

[fool]

Muslims dont drink water all the time durign RAMADAN

no wonder half their children turn out to be clinic retards

 

[holytruecoper]

no wonder half their children turn out to be clinic retards

walking in black bomb covers doing the part time job.
now i know why they fuck their parents brothers sisters uncles cousins, who tf will see anything from that hijab or what was that called bomb cover thing

 

[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

if muslims do something its already wrong thing

no wonder half their children turn out to be clinic retards

DO YOU WANT TO ASCEND OR NOT. It works period. It is better for u then diuretic drugs, and much more effective and surfire then SODUIM FLUSHING. When I am about to go to a funciton, I dont want to track my diet the day before and go to bed hoping i got the right ratios. ID RATHER JUST NOT DRINK ANYTHING. Plus studies prove fasting is good for you.

 

[holytruecoper]

DO YOU WANT TO ASCEND OR NOT.

JFL if you think debloating will change barely 5% of your looks. dont call that bullshit ascending

 

[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

JFL if you think debloating will change barely 5% of your looks. dont call that bullshit ascending

If you are lean (12% bf), it will make u a lot more attractive, especially the leaner you are.

 

[holytruecoper]

If you are lean (12% bf), it will make u a lot more attractive, especially the leaner you are.

as i said 5% of your looks. debloating is bullshit made from tiktok.
you have to be severaly ill to keep that much water in your face that it will "ascend" you

 

[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

as i said 5% of your looks. debloating is bullshit made from tiktok.
you have to be severaly ill to keep that much water in your face that it will "ascend" you

Not true, after I do intense cardio my zygos are more noticeable and I get hollow cheeks plus og curve all of which are attractive. I hate people who refuse to do anything and complain about everything. I AM GIVING YOU A SOLUTION to one of many problems

 

[totalinceldeath]

Nah n***a if youre doing it before events, just dont eat
you only bloat from water if you eat

 

[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

Nah n***a if youre doing it before events, just dont eat
you only bloat from water if you eat

Dont eat carbs, thats not true though

 

[holytruecoper]

Not true, after I do intense cardio my zygos are more noticeable and I get hollow cheeks plus og curve all of which are attractive. I hate people who refuse to do anything and complain about everything. I AM GIVING YOU A SOLUTION to one of many problems

poor problems not having own sauna

 

[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

poor problems not having own sauna

Saunas dont effect me bc im STONE COLD truecel

 

[totalinceldeath]

Dont eat carbs, thats not true though

refute it then

 

[bigdickcel1]

Before I begin this thread let me just say, if you are over 12% bf, there is no "debloating" for you, just loose some fucking weight.

Why don't I like furosemide?
Because it is

1. A pain to get
2. Not good for your kidneys - https://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-5512-8043/furosemide-oral/furosemide-oral/details#sideeffects

Why don't I like sodium flushing?
Because it is

1. COPE
2. A pain to do (to much effort)
3. Minimal results that can vary a lot

IF YOU WANT TO ACTUALLY DEBLOAT, JUST STOP DRINKING WATER
"Bloat" is really just water being kept in your face. If you want to actually debloat, like to the bone, you need to water fast for at least 12 hours.
Not drinking water is much better for your body then taking shady Indian blood pressure pills, but at the same time it is much more effective then tracking ur salt and sodium intake.


ONLY USE IT MAX ONCE A WEEK.
OFC, not drinking water is not the best for your body (while still much better then furosemide). I recommend you only use this for special events and first impressions. For example, once the school year starts, I plan to not drink water for 12 hours and go for a long walk right before the Homecoming dance and afterparty so I can pullup to the afterparty lean to the bone with my height boosters in and hookup with a random mtb.




THIS HAS BEEN A HIGH IQ THREAD BY

-NudeSelfiesTilliDie

Brah how do i know my body fat im not sure but i know im not losing anymore weight im already 58kg and 190cm tall

 

[DonJuanDeMarco]

Instead of not drinking water for hours. Just drink when you're thirsty and you should have a slightly yellow pee color.
The common advice to drink 3L+ water is retarded and doesn't work for everyone.
Same ppl will be in the toilet 24/7 pissing everything out (electrolytes aswell)

Unless you're active asf, and u actually get lots of electrolytes in (with supplements etc.)
U probably don't need as much water

I drink 1.5L most days and I'm rarely ever bloated, ever since I stopped drinking so much. (low salt, high potassium diet too btw)

 

[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

Brah how do i know my body fat im not sure but i know im not losing anymore weight im already 58kg and 190cm tall

Body Fat Calculator

This free body fat calculator estimates body fat percentage based on the U.S. Navy Method and the BMI method. It gives the loss needed to reach ideal body fat.

www.calculator.net

 

[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

Instead of not drinking water. Just drink when you're thirsty and you should have a slightly yellow pee color.
The common advice to drink 3L+ water is retarded and doesn't work for everyone.
Same ppl will be in the toilet 24/7 pissing everything out (electrolytes aswell)

Unless you're active asf, and u actually get lots of electrolytes in (with supplements etc.)
U probably don't need as much water

I drink 1.5L most days and I'm rarely ever bloated, ever since I stopped drinking so much. (low salt, high potassium diet too btw)

High IQ, good for every day use

 

[bigdickcel1]

Body Fat Calculator

This free body fat calculator estimates body fat percentage based on the U.S. Navy Method and the BMI method. It gives the loss needed to reach ideal body fat.

www.calculator.net

Do you have one with kgs

 

[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

refute it then

Sodium causes your body to retian water. If you ate some fruit and chicken or smth you would not bloat.

 

[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

Do you have one with kgs

Just use kg to lbs converter or ill try and find one

 

[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

Do you have one with kgs

Go to where it says metric units above where it says gender on the site and switch to that.

 

[bigdickcel1]

Just use kg to lbs converter or ill try and find one

Ok

 

[totalinceldeath]

Sodium causes your body to retian water. If you ate some fruit and chicken or smth you would not bloat.

Yes but i also doubt that you would bloat by drinking water with it

 

[bigdickcel1]

Go to where it says metric units above where it says gender on the site and switch to that.

I tried didnt do much

 

[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

Yes but i also doubt that you would bloat by drinking water with it

No not by jus drinking a little water prolly not but we constantly have some water in our body's so fully getting rid of it will fully debloat you.

 

[DonJuanDeMarco]

Yes but i also doubt that you would bloat by drinking water with it

U would need to drink more water to balance out the sodium if u consume a lot.
If u care abt being debloated all the time just limit sodium and stop chugging water. Increase potassium intake aswell.

^You still need sodium! Obv don't cut it out completely.

 

[bigdickcel1]

Go to where it says metric units above where it says gender on the site and switch to that.

Why do i need to tell it my neck and waist size

 

[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

Why do i need to tell it my neck and waist size

I dont know lol

 

[totalinceldeath]

No not by jus drinking a little water prolly not but we constantly have some water in our body's so fully getting rid of it will fully debloat you.

If you drank the day before and just randomly stopped drinking it would NOT debloat you, probably more like bloat you so the body can store water. There is no reason for your body to get the water out of your skin

 

[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

Why do i need to tell it my neck and waist size

Its acurate though its the Navy method

 

[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

If you drank the day before and just randomly stopped drinking it would NOT debloat you, probably more like bloat you so the body can store water. There is no reason for your body to get the water out of your skin

You would piss it all out

 

[totalinceldeath]

You would piss it all out

It would stay in my skin just like before

 

[bigdickcel1]

If you drank the day before and just randomly stopped drinking it would NOT debloat you, probably more like bloat you so the body can store water. There is no reason for your body to get the water out of your skin

It has stayed for me

 

[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

It would stay in my skin just like before

Initially you will be more bloated because your body will retain it but eventually that water will have to go to and you will become skinny asf.

 

[DonJuanDeMarco]

JFL if you think debloating will change barely 5% of your looks. dont call that bullshit ascending

Yeah unless u literally overconsume on sodium, u shouldn't bloat that badly.
Bodyfat% is key.

Brah how do i know my body fat im not sure but i know im not losing anymore weight im already 58kg and 190cm tall

U literally don't have to worry about ur bodyfat.
58 kg and 190cm.. you are very underweight and need to bulk asap..

I'm like 10kg heavier at 185cm and I'm a literal stick.
Stop worrying abt ur bodyfat and start lifting. (don't eat in too high surplus, try 300 surplus)

Prob train neck too while ur at it, must be underdeveloped at that weight

 

[totalinceldeath]

Initially you will be more bloated because your body will retain it but eventually that water will have to go to and you will become skinny asf.

Yeah that will work if you dont drink for 2 days just rope atp

 

[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

Yeah that will work if you dont drink for 2 days just rope atp

I WILL DEBLOAT I WIL FRAUD MY HEIGHT I WILL WEAR MAKEUP AND I WILL HOOKUP WITH A GIRL AT THE HOMECOMING AFTERPARTY

 

[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

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[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

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