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Experience the side effects of touching grass

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you look like coockieking
 
Overusing substances takes all the fun out of it
 
so i said id travel east europe and so i did
first stop was poland cause i saw a meme once that said warsaw girls look like elves
no elves spotted but the vodka was hitting


i been a grass toucher for a month
like literally grass bro like dirt n grass like trees
life outside the screen is kinda gas
sunlight n shit


blew some coke in a club in romania
bathroom was tiny
met a guy named bogdan he gave me a cig and told me democracy is fake
salute bogdan u rly opened my third eye that night
couldnt find my 2 trip buddies for a while


been smoking 923813912 cigs
like if cancer had a leaderboard im on the podium
somehow this place just makes you wanna light one


hooked up w an asian girl in budapest
currently dating her actually
shoutout to @shredded4summer who said asian girls are good shyt
u were not wrong
she drinks bubble tea and calls me everyday since i left


visited serbia too
didnt feel short at 5 10.5 somehow
land of concrete and weirdly kind people
a guy gave me homemade rakija and i forgot my name for 7 hours


overall the grass has been touched
and i quit the roids they were making me wanna go erick harris feat adam lanza type beat
gained sum fat from all the fast food
the screen is still calling but im ignoring its texts
life is good ngl

will post some vlogs i recorded on youtube if any wan watch its @allmythorns
wont leak any faces other than mine
im home but the smoking habit still with me



i go west now
plan on visiting ubermenschland next mayb hang out with homies from the (((other))) forum
will report back

Welcome back bud
 

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