Imagine yourself as Ms Watson and me as Mike ma.
The collapse is about to happen, we began as school friends but became best friends, many people thought we were dating but we never cause ew. We just arrived home from what was meant to be a peaceful march in London to halt mass migration before the Islamic state of Camden arrived and started combat with the old ladies, this escalated when our beautiful knights of renewed combat 18 arrived to defend us against the ISC, this became a full fledged battle on the streets of the city of London involving firearms (the uk has already delved into years of lead asymmetric warfare but now its heating up). Anyway we got out of there before it got really hot and we just arrived home in Watford (took the train or something idk), we get back to yours and luckily no one is home (beacuse we have homo sandniggercus blood all over ourselves) so we take off our helly hanson and arcteryx jackets and have a shower (you make crumpets or something while I shower) and we look on the news and see that some fed up sas soliders have aired out parliament while we were at the march ! Over the coming days the country collapses into anarchy with multiple caliphates and native defence organisations taking ground in the major cities and country.
What will we do now ?
give a gold rep and tell me if you'd like to continue innit