the world cup is triggering for me

[wolzy]

i’ll cook anyone on there

 

[wolzy]

you won’t cook me wolzy!

 

[wolzy]

bet hop on rn

 

[wolzy]

ez beat you 330-0

 

[wolzy]

aw man! wolzy you really are the goat when it comes to phantom forces

 

[wolzy]

dnr + jbg + n****r

 

[wolzy]

no need to be toxic wolzy!

 

[wolzy]

or what

 

[wolzy]

I’ll…i’ll

 

[wolzy]

YOU’LL WHAT?! SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!

 

[wolzy]

I’LL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!!!!>_<

 

[wolzy]

woah…

 

[wolzy]

sorry..wolzy…it’s just that ive had a crush on you ever since you joined this forum!

 

[wolzy]

IM NOT INTO NIGG ERS

 

[wolzy]

BUT Wolzy PLEASE! I’ll bleach my skin for you! I’ll stop speaking in Ebonics! PLEASE!

 

[wolzy]

NO.

 

[perculez]

forum cannot be this dry bro

 

[wolzy]

FUCKKK! YOU KNOW WHAT WOLZY YOU NEVER HAD A FUCKING CHOICE. IM RAP ING YOU RIGHT THIS INSTANCE

 

[submissivechud]

who else lowkey a lesbian

ouu shi are you a foid

 

[wolzy]

FUCK YOU NI GGER, IM INTO R APE

 

[wolzy]

Gahh! You caught my bluff. I would never dream of ruining your perfect genes by r a ping you….

 

[wolzy]

yo how do i get the funds for a plane ticket to new york ive gotta do something concerning the norweigans

 

[wolzy]

wolzy just start an only fans! you’re so dreamy and hot and desirable, you’ll become the number 1 creator in no time…

 

[wolzy]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREADS, EBOLA IS AIRBORNE

 

[wolzy]

But wolzy… I’d let the whole world catch Ebola if that meant i could spend one night with you…

 

[wolzy]

(internally) agh…this nigge r is sweet talking me real good, why am i falling for it. WAKE UP! ARYAN SOLDIER WAKE UP!

 

[wolzy]

FINE! I’ll let you film the videos for my only fans, but don’t think it’ll lead anywhere else.

 

[wolzy]

OH GOLLY! MY THINGY WENT UP. I MEAN. YES ID BE HAPPY TO TAKE ON THE ROLE OF YOUR CONTENT MANAGEMENT, ITS WHAT ASU TRAINED ME FOR!

 

[wolzy]

*in the middle of filming a video using a plushy of hitler as a fleshlight whilst simultaneously Eiffel towering the pope and Ho Chi Minh* WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! HOLD THE CAMERA PROPERLY.

 

[wolzy]

AGH! SORRY WOLZY! It’s just that… your thrusting skills are so mesmerizing….

 

[wolzy]

AGH! SORRY WOLZY! It’s just that… your thrusting skills are so mesmerizing….

YOU ARE RUINING THE FUCKING CLIP?! DO YOU WANNA BE ABLE TO AFFORD THE TICKET TO DETONATE A SUICIDE BOMB VEST AT THE NEXT NORWEGIAN MATCH OR NOT?

 

[wolzy]

Yes I do Wolzy! I’m so sorry. I need to keep the goal in mind. To watch the limbs tear off the norweigans whilst in the middle of their retarded celebration. Okay. (Focuses on breathing) inner peace…inner peace….inner peace…

 

[wolzy]

Alright good! Now do me a favour and put this butt plug in will ya? Arms are weak from all this bdsming with the pope…

 

[wolzy]

(drooling) YES SIR YES! (trembling and hard)

 

[wolzy]

bro fuck my life

 

[wolzy]

all of this could have been avoided with just a couple of replies

 

[saccharinesaint]

are you schizophrenic

 

[</3]

i can’t watch without getting random stacies being flashed every time they pan to the audience.

football with a side of rope fuel

dnr

 

[wolzy]

(Inserts the butt plug with precision) There…..wow…you have the buttocks of a cherub wolzy!

 

[wolzy]

JUST POST THE DAMN VIDEO! AND MAKE SURE IT REACHES YT KIDS TOO! WE NEED VARIETY IN AUDIENCE.

 

[wolzy]

Yes sir Yes!

 

[wolzy]

(Video goes viral on YT Kids)

 

[wolzy]

Holy shit wolzy! Do you know what this means?! We now have enough funds to go and bomb the shit outta the norweigans at their next World Cup match!

 

[wolzy]

WOW! I AM ECSTATIC! I COULD KISS YOU RIGHT NOW!

 

[wolzy]

(Looks up at wolzy’s sean o pry carbon copy eyes)

 

[wolzy]

I didn’t mean that! You fucking nigg er it was just an expression of joy. (Folds arms)

 

[wolzy]

Just book the fucking flight

 

[wolzy]

Wait let’s check out some comments in the YT kids section…

 

[wolzy]

“why is there slime in her butt?” oh silly kids! they can’t tell a butt plug from slime! let me just reply to that comment “it’s a butt plug you fucking fa g”

 

[wolzy]

DID YOU BOOK THE FUCKING FLIGHT?