There’s a rat living in the bottom of my garden. 🐀

[The Centipede]

He’s far from the house, so I don't think he’ll come in. A few people said I should poison him, but I don’t kill animals.

I felt bad that a lot of people would kill him, so brought some dog biscuits and left them for him. Went back to check a couple of hours later and he’s taken them.

Fuck is wrong with me?

 

[Angel]

aweee

 

[Epic09]

Feed him to your cat

 

[Br4va]

Kill them

 

[junebug]

He’s far from the house, so I don't think he’ll come in. A few people said I should poison him, but I don’t kill animals.

I felt bad that a lot of people would kill him, so brought some dog biscuits and left them for him. Went back to check a couple of hours later and he’s taken them.

Fuck is wrong with me?

Haha, you'd kill humans but no animals?

 

[The Centipede]

Kill them

I’d feel too bad. And I’ve fed the bastard biscuits now, so we’re friends.

 

[saccharinesaint]

He’s far from the house, so I don't think he’ll come in. A few people said I should poison him, but I don’t kill animals.

I felt bad that a lot of people would kill him, so brought some dog biscuits and left them for him. Went back to check a couple of hours later and he’s taken them.

Fuck is wrong with me?

recreate the film ratatouille

 

[Br4va]

I’d feel too bad. And I’ve fed the bastard biscuits now, so we’re friends.

Dude they are jsut gonna repopulate and give you more diseases

 

[The Centipede]

Haha, you'd kill humans but no animals?

Like Hitler.

Nah, I don’t hurt people who don’t deserve it even though I make fucked jokes.

 

[The Centipede]

recreate the film ratatouille

My favourite person voiced a character in that.

 

[junebug]

Like Hitler.

didn't know he was like that!

Nah, I don’t hurt people who don’t deserve it even though I make fucked jokes.

Ahh gotcha. idk I've seen some of your threads and I was so surprised lol

 

[The Centipede]

Dude they are jsut gonna repopulate and give you more diseases

My friend is a biologist, I’m going to ask her if she can appropriate a sample of Yersinia Pestis, and I’ll do some experiments in my shed.

 

[Luffy]

He’s far from the house, so I don't think he’ll come in. A few people said I should poison him, but I don’t kill animals.

I felt bad that a lot of people would kill him, so brought some dog biscuits and left them for him. Went back to check a couple of hours later and he’s taken them.

Fuck is wrong with me?

I think I’m in love with you

 

[The Centipede]

didn't know he was like that!

Ahh gotcha. idk I've seen some of your threads and I was so surprised lol

Most of the shit I say is a joke.

The stories are true, and drunk fights are also, but I don’t hurt people who don’t deserve it.

 

[Br4va]

My friend is a biologist, I’m going to ask her if she can appropriate a sample of Yersinia Pestis, and I’ll do some experiments in my shed.

And then kill them right after

 

[junebug]

Most of the shit I say is a joke.

The stories are true, and drunk fights are also, but I don’t hurt people who don’t deserve it.

mirin
what's your win/lose ratio on the drunk fights?

 

[The Centipede]

mirin
what's your win/lose ratio on the drunk fights?

I usually don’t remember most of what happened hahahah. Just patchy memories and feeling getting hit/doing hitting. I haven’t died yet however.

 

[The Centipede]

And then kill them right after

I’m not sure you realise what that bacterium would do to them hahahah.

 

[saccharinesaint]

My favourite person voiced a character in that.

oh my god i adore ratatouille i am so honoured to have interacted with a person who knows someone involved in the making of the film
what character was it

 

[junebug]

I usually don’t remember most of what happened hahahah. Just patchy memories and feeling getting hit/doing hitting. I haven’t died yet however.

Keep on livin so you can Walter White that rat bacteria in your shed and come back to us

 

[Br4va]

I’m not sure you realise what that bacterium would do to them hahahah.

And then kill time right after you’re done

 

[The Centipede]

oh my god i adore ratatouille i am so honoured to have interacted with a person who knows someone involved in the making of the film
what character was it

You remember the food critic?

Yeah, that bastard’s behaviour also got me barred from The Salisbury pub on St Martins Lane, for nearly ten years.

 

[saccharinesaint]

You remember the food critic?

Yeah, that bastard’s behaviour also got me barred from The Salisbury pub on St Martins Lane, for nearly ten years.

anton ego himself?? or solene leclaire?

 

[The Centipede]

anton ego himself?? or solene leclaire?

The Anton man hahah.