There’s a unicorn at my school

[Motivated Dandelions]

She’s so pretty, definitely like HTB. She’s so nice and so loyal too, literally the opposite of a bop. I believe she’s still a virgin and she doesn’t talk to any guys. She’s also really smart and takes school seriously. Genuinely a unicorn, some lucky guy is going to marry her someday

 

[Deleted Member 104328]

She’s so pretty, definitely like HTB. She’s so nice and so loyal too, literally the opposite of a bop. I believe she’s still a virgin and she doesn’t talk to any guys. She’s also really smart and takes school seriously. Genuinely a unicorn, some lucky guy is going to marry her someday

Bro stop cucking yourself go talk to her handsome ahh ninja

 

[Deleted Member 85516]

I know someone like that too but she is chad only

 

[ChadCore]

I know someone like that too but she is chad only

same

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

I know someone like that too but she is chad only

Bro she is as well her only boyfriend is a white gymmaxxed 6’4 HTN. I understand though, they deserve to be Chad only

Bro stop cucking yourself go talk to her handsome ahh ninja

I tried once and she looked uncomfortable jfl, I’m never trying again

 

[hghosttttt]

She’s so pretty, definitely like HTB. She’s so nice and so loyal too, literally the opposite of a bop. I believe she’s still a virgin and she doesn’t talk to any guys. She’s also really smart and takes school seriously. Genuinely a unicorn, some lucky guy is going to marry her someday

if ur above mtn then shoot your shot

otherwise just work on ascending

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

if ur above mtn then shoot your shot

otherwise just work on ascending

Ain’t no one greening with her jfl she’s borderline untouchable

 

[Deleted Member 104328]

Bro she is as well her only boyfriend is a white gymmaxxed 6’4 HTN. I understand though, they deserve to be Chad only

I tried once and she looked uncomfortable jfl, I’m never trying again

At least you tried

 

[viasco]

try blackmaxxing bro it works everytime

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

try blackmaxxing bro it works everytime

Wdym by black maxxing?

At least you tried

Thank you kittysaar! A soldier always dies fighting

 

[viasco]

unicorns always let the black guy hit bro, just blackmaxx. be 50 cent bro you got this playa playa

 

[Trevor]

She's a treasure you need to get with her now

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

She's a treasure you need to get with her now

She’s chad only and unfortunately I am not a chad

 

[hghosttttt]

same

this pretty girl at my school shes like chadlite+ only

her ex was like htn but she played him in the first place so

im like ltn so obviously i have no shot but im working on it and even if i was chadlite i would porbably get played too

 

[hghosttttt]

unicorns always let the black guy hit bro, just blackmaxx. be 50 cent bro you got this playa playa

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true

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

this pretty girl at my school shes like chadlite+ only

her ex was like htn but she played him in the first place so

im like ltn so obviously i have no shot but im working on it and even if i was chadlite i would porbably get played too

You deserve a Stacy bhai

 

[hghosttttt]

You deserve a Stacy bhai

thx bhai

 

[Roxas]

Are you interested in her?

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

Are you interested in her?

Yes, but I’ve already tried talking to her and I know for certain she does NOT like me

 

[Roxas]

Yes, but I’ve already tried talking to her and I know for certain she does NOT like me

Dang I’m sorry bro

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

Dang I’m sorry bro

 

[Roxas]

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You’ll find her

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

You’ll find her

Brvtal Trvke

 

[chudlite67]

She’s so pretty, definitely like HTB. She’s so nice and so loyal too, literally the opposite of a bop. I believe she’s still a virgin and she doesn’t talk to any guys. She’s also really smart and takes school seriously. Genuinely a unicorn, some lucky guy is going to marry her someday

I thought u meant a real unicorn :/

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

I thought u meant a real unicorn :/

If I find one, you’ll be the first one I let know!

 

[chudlite67]

If I find one, you’ll be the first one I let know!

Yayay

 

[viasco]

real shit bro. peep game rq lil homie. what you do is ignore her & never look @ her then start messing with whichever of her friends you can get in with. then you gotta lowk dog her bro, its fucked but like you gotta see the bigger picture. if you pretend like shortie doesnt exist & then be the perfect bf but bully the one you want a lil bit she gone fold. just dont be rude about it keep shit coo.

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

real shit bro. peep game rq lil homie. what you do is ignore her & never look @ her then start messing with whichever of her friends you can get in with. then you gotta lowk dog her bro, its fucked but like you gotta see the bigger picture. if you pretend like shortie doesnt exist & then be the perfect bf but bully the one you want a lil bit she gone fold. just dont be rude about it keep shit coo.

I’m a 6’3 MTN, do you think it’ll work?

 

[viasco]

I’m a 6’3 MTN, do you think it’ll work?

fuck allat yes mfk lock in. you taller than me wth

 

[drchad]

HTB, loyal too, literally the opposite of a bop. I believe she’s still a virgin and she doesn’t talk to any guys.

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

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Bro, I promise you she is. She’s only had one boyfriend who was a Chad and he never even slayer. She’s 1 in 100,000

fuck allat yes mfk lock in. you taller than me wth

I take your word for it bhai

 

[junebug]

She’s so pretty, definitely like HTB. She’s so nice and so loyal too, literally the opposite of a bop. I believe she’s still a virgin and she doesn’t talk to any guys. She’s also really smart and takes school seriously. Genuinely a unicorn, some lucky guy is going to marry her someday

I NEED to be this

I do have a few male friends from middle school but most people know we're just friends so I'm not seen as a bop
and I'm not HTB
but once I ascend
I want to be a unicorn

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

I NEED to be this

I do have a few male friends from middle school but most people know we're just friends so I'm not seen as a bop
and I'm not HTB
but once I ascend
I want to be a unicorn

Yeah you gotta stay loyal for your future husband (me)

 

[viasco]

Bro, I promise you she is. She’s only had one boyfriend who was a Chad and he never even slayer. She’s 1 in 100,000

I take your word for it bhai

good luck bhai

 

[junebug]

Yeah you gotta stay loyal for your future husband (me)

Nice try

 

[jest]

Bro, I promise you she is. She’s only had one boyfriend who was a Chad and he never even slayer. She’s 1 in 100,000

I take your word for it bhai

how do u know they didn't do anything??

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

how do u know they didn't do anything??

Her boyfriend is really close with one of my friends and I heard all the stories. She was (still is I think) really innocent. Genuinely insane

Nice try

Brvtal Trvke

 

[junebug]

Her boyfriend is really close with one of my friends and I heard all the stories. She was (still is I think) really innocent. Genuinely insane

Brvtal Trvke

It was worth a shot. mirin the tryin

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

It was worth a shot. mirin the tryin

 

[junebug]

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ok don't KILL me

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

ok don't KILL me

I’m on a quest mine to make you mine

 

[junebug]

I’m on a quest mine to make you mine

Infinite quest all risk no reward
Try another woman not me I'm not even htb

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

Infinite quest all risk no reward
Try another woman not me I'm not even htb

Millions must love junebug… billions even!

 

[junebug]

Millions must love junebug… billions even!

I should put you all in an arena and make you fight

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

I should put you all in an arena and make you fight

I think TonyDr would come out on top

 

[junebug]

I think TonyDr would come out on top

Tony is accounted for already. I am talking about those who want me

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

Tony is accounted for already. I am talking about those who want me

How many people want you?

 

[junebug]

How many people want you?

I haven't been keeping track. @Ghoultune would likely atomize everyone in the ring though.

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

I haven't been keeping track. @Ghoultune would likely atomize everyone in the ring though.

Fakecel Stacy rambles, DNR

 

[junebug]

Fakecel Stacy rambles, DNR

Never admitted to being a trucel
I am a volcel, I have rejected men before. But the ones I was interested in have all turned me down, which is why I am still khhv.