Method Things to say to your oneitis/girlfriend

[choppedshyt]

1. Damn you gotta put that away (and point to her plate)

2. "You look bigger in person"

3. "You're acting just like my ex"

4. "Is it that time of the month again? " during an argument (Shows you're paying attention to her)

5. "It's fine I like bigger girls anyway" (shows you love her unconditionally)

 

[Deleted Member 55516]

We saving relationships with this one.

 

[Deleted Member 76607]

6. I love girls with big noses

 

[TonyDr]

1. Damn you gotta put that away (and point to her plate)

2. "You look bigger in person"

3. "You're acting just like my ex"

4. "Is it that time of the month again? " during an argument (Shows you're paying attention to her)

5. "It's fine I like bigger girls anyway" (shows you love her unconditionally)

6. If she is a LGBT ally, say "Damn you've successed your transition"

 

[Deleted Member 77884]

7. I hate jews

 

[Deleted Member 76845]

6. I love girls with big noses

unironically i say this to guys, big noses r hot

 

[Deleted Member 76607]

unironically i say this to guys, big noses r hot

Only if you’re David gandy

 

[Deleted Member 77884]

unironically i say this to guys, big noses r hot

7. I hate jews

 

[Deleted Member 66953]

1. Damn you gotta put that away (and point to her plate)

2. "You look bigger in person"

3. "You're acting just like my ex"

4. "Is it that time of the month again? " during an argument (Shows you're paying attention to her)

5. "It's fine I like bigger girls anyway" (shows you love her unconditionally)

Holy rizz I’d wife a guy up if he said that to me

 

[Deleted Member 77884]

Holy rizz I’d wife a guy up if he said that to me

Damn you gotta put that away

 

[Deleted Member 60441]

Just this?

 

[Deleted Member 74478]

6. If she is a LGBT ally, say "Damn you've successed your transition"

Damn you've successed your transition great grammar

 

[TonyDr]

Damn you've successed your transition great grammar

I'm just a low IQ french n***a

 

[Deleted Member 60441]

I'm just a low IQ french n***a

English is not important anyway