third wheeling rn

[shia.jihadist]

Gulps my Islamic teacher didn’t say anything abt that

n***a i could probably debate the islamic teachers round these parts and win these n*****s got no clue lowkey

my old islamic teacher was goated though he debates athiests on youtube its so funny

 

[holalola]

Not even geomaxxing to countries with Islamic law gets rid of the hoes it’s over

Dubai is internationalllll they try to accommodate to everyone but if u go to other emirates they’re stricter

 

[MyDreamisToBe183CM]

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“ come with us it’ll be fun” they say
I take it back I don’t like seeing others in love (jk I love my best friend)

Just join in

 

[shia.jihadist]

Personally I believe my lesbian bff should live but that’s just me

yah no ones tryna kill her unless shes married and cheating on her husband with the foid

"Lesbianism can also be proved in the same aforesaid ways and the punishment prescribed for it is one hundred lashes for both the sinners. It is also probable that if the women are married the punishment of stoning may be fixed for them."

its actually quite a lot more lenient than for sodomy, lifefuel for @holalola friend group

 

[neymar]

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“ come with us it’ll be fun” they say
I take it back I don’t like seeing others in love (jk I love my best friend)

Is the dyke jewish?

 

[holalola]

Is the dyke jewish?

no I hang with dykes but I draw the line at Jewish

 

[shia.jihadist]

Dubai is internationalllll they try to accommodate to everyone but if u go to other emirates they’re stricter

in ras al khaimah they hang rafidhis so me and @Schizotypalcel had to GTFO

 

[Schizotypalcel]

same punishment no?

Same-sex acts are considered kabā’ir in all Islamic schools of thought. Depending on the school of fiqh, they may carry the possibility of capital punishment under strict evidentiary conditions, but not all schools agree, and such penalties were historically rare in application.

 

[zygos]

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“ come with us it’ll be fun” they say
I take it back I don’t like seeing others in love (jk I love my best friend)

Awkward

 

[Randomized Shame]

Dubai is internationalllll they try to accommodate to everyone but if u go to other emirates they’re stricter

I was going to make a joke about how Afghanistan under the Taliban rule is the same as Dubai, but I'm American and I was afraid you guys would think I was being sincere because a lot of Americans don't know the differences.

 

[neymar]

no I hang with dykes but I draw the line at Jewish

“Im attracted to girls”
Dates women who impersonate men and uses toys that impersonate a man’s genitals

 

[holalola]

I was going to make a joke about how Afghanistan under the Taliban rule is the same as Dubai, but I'm American and I was afraid you guys would think I was being sincere because a lot of Americans don't know the differences.

Randi remember what ur ppl did in 2003 yeah I don’t forget or forgive

 

[shia.jihadist]

Randi

this means whore in south asia btw not the most pleasant nickname