This gopher in my yard is a punk

[Deleted Member 70339]

can this fuckass gopher just except it’s death dude won’t show his face

His diggin holes n shit all over my moms yard

Should I stick a hose down his hole

 

[nun]

maybe he’s a journalist tryna dig deeper into the claims that you’re a serial gopher murderer

 

[Deleted Member 70339]

maybe he’s a journalist tryna dig deeper into the claims that you’re a serial gopher murderer

Well then he’s right

But he’s next so the story will never get out

 

[nun]

Well then he’s right

But he’s next so the story will never get out

just don’t let him catch onto your plans or else word would get out and we don’t want that

 

[Deleted Member 70339]

just don’t let him catch onto your plans or else word would get out and we don’t want that

He’s finna catch this bullet