this movie is going to be total garbage

[slopslinger]

>script is based off emily wilson's translation
>zendaya
>tom holland
>lupita playing Helen of Troy


fucking diabolical. it's safe to say movies aren't made for you anymore, they're only purpose is to demoralize you, just propaganda for the pedozog empire to brainwash their new citizens with.

and if they ever ARE for you, they're probably being put out to convince you to do something stupid like die in a war for Israel "just like odyseus did!"

still I'm still going to see it just to satisfy my curiosity if it will actually be interpreted as a grand adventure or distorted into modern political commentary.

 

[Tumor]

Jew slop

 

[Dandelions]

It’s basically just the Spiderman cast, hollywood is getting worse.

 

[princeps]

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>script is based off emily wilson's translation
>zendaya
>tom holland
>lupita playing Helen of Troy


fucking diabolical. it's safe to say movies aren't made for you anymore, they're only purpose is to demoralize you, just propaganda for the pedozog empire to brainwash their new citizens with.

and if they ever ARE for you, they're probably being put out to convince you to do something stupid like die in a war for Israel "just like odyseus did!"

still I'm still going to see it just to satisfy my curiosity if it will actually be interpreted as a grand adventure or distorted into modern political commentary.

Its nolan im sure it will be good

 

[rilkeanheart]

why the fuck are tom holland and zendaya everywhere it’s like they pick actors from a bowl at random and it’s like 5 actors in there

 

[slopslinger]

Jew slop

It’s basically just the Spiderman cast, hollywood is getting worse.

I will watch it once and hopefully never ever think of it again the minute it ends.

 

[Tumor]

I will watch it once and hopefully never ever think of it again the minute it ends.

Why not watch the new Superman?

 

[slopslinger]

Its nolan im sure it will be good

but like, are we going to get the Nolan of Dark Knight, or the Nolan of Sloppenheimer?

 

[choppedshyt]

Pedro pascal is in 2 movies in a row and he faces a hate train to no end

Zendaya is in every fucking media to ever exist and people cheer her on

Brutal bp

 

[slopslinger]

why the fuck are tom holland and zendaya everywhere it’s like they pick actors from a bowl at random and it’s like 5 actors in there

they suck

 

[Absurditymaxxer]

Never read the original, don't care enough to

The Batman 2 should be released within a similar timeframe I believe and I'm excited for that cuz Pattinson

I actually might download the original movie and rewatch it tomorrow

 

[TonyDr]

Pedro pascal is in 2 movies in a row and he faces a hate train to no end

He is just hated because when he has anxiety he touches other women

Zendaya is in every fucking media to ever exist and people cheer her on

She is fucking overated she dates Holland just for the popularity

 

[TonyDr]

The Batman 2 should be released within a similar timeframe I believe and I'm excited for that cuz Pattinson

Imagine it turns into a movie like Joker 2

 

[slopslinger]

Pedro pascal is in 2 movies in a row and he faces a hate train to no end

Zendaya is in every fucking media to ever exist and people cheer her on

Brutal bp

to be fair, he does go to Africa at some point in the original so if that's how they play it, then whatever. I am getting sick of Zendaya in everything though.

 

[princeps]

Imagine it turns into a movie like Joker 2

dont jinx it

 

[Absurditymaxxer]

Imagine it turns into a movie like Joker 2

Never seen it so I can't judge but Joker was pretty ass anyways

 

[TonyDr]

dont jinx it

Man if Warner took an another dumb decision they can put me as their new CEO

 

[peter33]

new popular actors have 0 fucking aura tbh, I can't give a fuck about pedro pascal, zendaya, etc

I used to dislike chalamet as well but I warmed up to him at least

 

[choppedshyt]

He is just hated because when he has anxiety he touches other women

Touching all his female coworkers but Bella Ramsey jfl

 

[TonyDr]

Touching all his female coworkers but Bella Ramsey jfl

Yeah i saw that, crazy work
Bud is doing millions dollars movies but he has anxiety quick quick lemme touch some fine ass, just jfl

 

[princeps]

Yeah i saw that, crazy work
Bud is doing millions dollars movies but he has anxiety quick quick lemme touch some fine ass, just jfl

gotta apreciate it tho he isnt even getting that much backlash for it jfl

 

[TonyDr]

gotta apreciate it tho he isnt even getting that much backlash for it jfl

What a king

 

[peter33]

Touching all his female coworkers but Bella Ramsey jfl

haha based asf

 

[ghoultune]

The book is boring

 

[The Centipede]

why the fuck are tom holland and zendaya everywhere it’s like they pick actors from a bowl at random and it’s like 5 actors in there

Hollywood is the new ITV.

 

[The Centipede]

new popular actors have 0 fucking aura tbh, I can't give a fuck about pedro pascal, zendaya, etc

I used to dislike chalamet as well but I warmed up to him at least

They are all bland, and it’s been like this for many, many years.