Tiktok in shock by non-looksmatch couple

[The cat from The Matrix]

 

[jkcwakcjw]

do they both have kprf or am i trippin

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

do they both have kprf or am i trippin

Maybe they're siblings

 

[TonyDr]

Wake-up bro no italians will smash that, they have standards yk

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Fuck this is how it's gonna look at the wedding @BimaxLaser

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Wake-up bro no italians will smash that, they have standards yk

U never know bro

 

[TonyDr]

Wake-up bro no italians will smash that, they have standards yk

Makes me realize my bbygirl would prob a honeymoon in Italy too

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Makes me realize my bbygirl would prob a honeymoon in Italy too

Give her the world bro

 

[BimaxLaser]

Fuck this is how it's gonna look at the wedding @BimaxLaser

Other way around

 

[Chifuyu]

That’s not his mother?

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Other way around

Ily humble 6'8 chad

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

That’s not his mother?

DUDE BE NICE

 

[Deleted Member 60079]

do they both have kprf or am i trippin

neither have kprf, they're just pale and sweating

 

[Chifuyu]

DUDE BE NICE

 

[Darkeningstar]

I hope they didn't choose Molise

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I hope they didn't choose Molise

How did I see Italy and not tag u sorry king u should go to the honeymoon

 

[Darkeningstar]

How did I see Italy and not tag u sorry king u should go to the honeymoon

How did you

 

[neymar]

She doesn’t even have potential but they’re happier than I am

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

How did you

I just woke up im not fully conscious only enough to open the app and link a tiktok not enuf to read

 

[Darkeningstar]

I just woke up im not fully conscious only enough to open the app and link a tiktok not enuf to read

No problem cat

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

She doesn’t even have potential but they’re happier than I am

I was gonna make a thread abt this tbh. Mfs with no potential always in the happiest of relationships

 

[shredded4summer]

Fuck this is how it's gonna look at the wedding @BimaxLaser

caging

 

[shredded4summer]

I was gonna make a thread abt this tbh. Mfs with no potential always in the happiest of relationships

women can be happy when ugly

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

caging

Do u want an invite ?

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

women can be happy when ugly

Im not happy buddy

 

[shredded4summer]

Im not happy buddy

because youre not ltb. ascend to ltb and things will get better

 

[Darkeningstar]

Im not happy buddy

Bimax says you're not very overweight

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

because youre not ltb. ascend to ltb and things will get better

Crazy switch up bud

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Bimax says you're not very overweight

He told u this ??

 

[Darkeningstar]

He told u this ??

Yes, but the context was a harmless one

 

[shredded4summer]

Crazy switch up bud

youre htb? thats why you are sad. ltb 4 life

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Yes, but the context was a harmless one

Holy fuck u guys r talking abt how annoying and terrible i am huh I knew it i don't deserve a chad like him u guys deserve each other

 

[Darkeningstar]

Holy fuck u guys r talking abt how annoying and terrible i am huh I knew it i don't deserve a chad like him u guys deserve each other

He says it's "barely noticeable". He mentioned you briefly, no big deal.

 

[zygos]

They look related

 

[shredded4summer]

He says it's "barely noticeable". He mentioned you briefly, no big deal.

Telling this to a guys gf is criminal

 

[Darkeningstar]

Telling this to a guys gf is criminal

It was a compliment, actually

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

He says it's "barely noticeable". He mentioned you briefly, no big deal.

Ts gonna is gonna gnaw at my soul for weeks why isn't he saying I'm a size 0 skinny queen

 

[Darkeningstar]

Ts gonna is gonna gnaw at my soul for weeks why isn't he saying I'm a size 0 skinny queen

He said you were good and gl, though

 

[shredded4summer]

Ts gonna is gonna gnaw at my soul for weeks why isn't he saying I'm a size 0 skinny queen

"shes not that fat tbh its fine ig"

 

[Darkeningstar]

Telling this to a guys gf is criminal

If it had happened irl I wouldn't say so, but since it's the first of April

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

He said you were good and gl, though

Good ... just "good" ... not exceptional or amazing or breathtaking holy shit he has insane standards i cannot meet

 

[Darkeningstar]

Good ... just "good" ... not exceptional or amazing or breathtaking holy shit he has insane standards i cannot meet

Boring, cat. I'm going to do something else

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Boring, cat. I'm going to do something else

Oh yeah I forgot u get bored easily thanks for the exclusive locker room talk

 

[BimaxLaser]

What is your problem darky at least make up some poetic shit

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

What is your problem darky at least make up some poetic shit

Wow .. hey buddy

 

[Darkeningstar]

What is your problem darky at least make up some poetic shit

Today is my evil day

 

[Darkeningstar]

Wow .. hey buddy

Bimax dedicates this to you (by an Italian poet)
La bocca
che prima mise alle mie labbra il rosa dell’aurora,
ancora in bei pensieri ne sconto il profumo.
O bocca fanciullesca, bocca cara,
che dicevi parole ardite ed eri
così dolce a baciare

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Bimax dedicates this to you (by an Italian poet)
La bocca
che prima mise alle mie labbra il rosa dell’aurora,
ancora in bei pensieri ne sconto il profumo.
O bocca fanciullesca, bocca cara,
che dicevi parole ardite ed eri
così dolce a baciare

Does he rlly think this or is he just trying to get on my good side again

 

[Darkeningstar]

Does he rlly think this or is he just trying to get on my good side again

Silence cat-woman. Listen to the musicality of the gesture

 

[Scenehikikomori]

Why can't this love find me