top 1 worst starts to the day oat

[NARCISSlST]

fumbled a blonde erling haaland lookalike htb on the train to my buds house, i can’t even explain the details it’s too embarrassing but i fucking fumbled after she said i look like brad pitt
then i get in an uber to my buds house and the driver refuses to believe i’m 18 and says i look 27
been travelling for 3 hours and tired ash
it’s only 9am fuark my life

 

[Huntergirl]

Chad ramblings dnr

 

[Newday]

not as bad as mine

 

[Newday]

Chad ramblings dnr

ur stacy

 

[Huntergirl]

ur stacy

Not yet after hardmaxxing maybe

 

[NARCISSlST]

she looked like this but blonde bru

 

[NARCISSlST]

not as bad as mine

go on then pal

 

[NARCISSlST]

Chad ramblings dnr

yeah bro if i told u what happened u wouldn’t say chad ramblings, i had a bowel movement basically like 30 minutes into speaking with her and i had to leave that’s all i’ll say jfl.
and my uber driver basically called me chopped

 

[Newday]

go on then pal

i wont give too much detail but a nordid pheno absolute stacylite had a crush on me and messaged me and shit but I rejected her because I was a giga mentalcel and poor

 

[Newday]

she literally looked like mercy from ow

 

[NARCISSlST]

i wont give too much detail but a nordid pheno absolute stacylite had a crush on me and messaged me and shit but I rejected her because I was a giga mentalcel and poor

actual chad ramblings brooo it can go only up from here for both of us, maybe just try to be more open with her about how u feel and ur situation before she moves on from u bhai

 

[NARCISSlST]

she literally looked like mercy from ow

typa shit n*****s simp over and ur rejecting that

 

[Newday]

actual chad ramblings brooo it can go only up from here for both of us, maybe just try to be more open with her about how u feel and ur situation before she moves on from u bhai

this was like 2-3 years ago, we dont talk at all the most talking we had was like when i was 14, currently though we are just mutuals on socials and nothing more

 

[NARCISSlST]

this was like 2-3 years ago, we dont talk at all the most talking we had was like when i was 14, currently though we are just mutuals on socials and nothing more

does it serve as ascension fuel for u at least? or does it just make u feel more demotivated?

 

[Newday]

typa shit n*****s simp over and ur rejecting that

dude i was and still am a low class mentalcel with a shit family, she was legit blonde brooke shields there was no chance

 

[Newday]

does it serve as ascension fuel for u at least? or does it just make u feel more demotivated?

I am my own ascension fuel no woman will make me want to ascend as much as I do

 

[NARCISSlST]

dude i was and still am a low class mentalcel with a shit family, she was legit blonde brooke shields there was no chance

holy fuck ur retarded nigha, if she has a crush on u it’s because of how u look/act that shit don’t matterrrrrrrrr u fumbled

 

[NARCISSlST]

I am my own ascension fuel no woman will make me want to ascend as much as I do

fair enough, personally only thoughts of sex/love drive me to improve myself. need to be more like u to be consistent

 

[Newday]

holy fuck ur retarded nigha, if she has a crush on u it’s because of how u look/act that shit don’t matterrrrrrrrr u fumbled

it does, i live in a low class shithole with a low class family and im a mentalcel it fucking matters, idc how I look i will never be able to get wasp nordic or celt stacies even if i look good i need to move out

 

[NARCISSlST]

it does, i live in a low class shithole with a low class family and im a mentalcel it fucking matters, idc how I look i will never be able to get wasp nordic or celt stacies even if i look good i need to move out

to me i wouldnt gaf if a htb lived in shits creek, have u been judged badly based on this before or something?

 

[Newday]

to me i wouldnt gaf if a htb lived in shits creek

they are a woman so ofc u wouldnt care

, have u been judged badly based on this before or something?

yes I regularly got made fun of cuz im poor and that didnt even depend on me, its not like I was born into poverty my “family” were actually fucking giga high class and rich asf but everything went so downhill like a curse, I feel like my life was stripped away from me by their incompetence

I went to school where everyone is relatively wealthy, its funny though because all the rich fucks try their best to act like they are poor and have problems its insane

 

[Newday]

in an alternate universe i am a high class slayer with perfect mental if my parents just made the right decisions

 

[SentimentaI]

 

[NARCISSlST]

in an alternate universe i am a high class slayer with perfect mental if my parents just made the right decisions

fuark mayne that sucks, i hope things get better for u and u can experience a world outside of ur wealthy school where ur class isnt so important. for now all u can do is ascend ur looks, accept the cards u were dealt. gl bhai

 

[NARCISSlST]

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she was like hot tho somehow jfl but low-key an ogre for a female

 

[SentimentaI]

she was like hot tho somehow jfl but low-key an ogre for a female

Hot and Haaland lookalike in the same sentence

 

[Deleted Member 68760]

can we keep the low iq humblebrags and pseudo-agonizing on org? thanks

and no female under 50 called you brad pitt to imply you look good in 2025. you probably just saw some girl looking at you for half a second and proceeded to make a thread about it here because that's the average event of the month for the average invisible guy out there

jesus

 

[NARCISSlST]

can we keep the low iq humblebrags and pseudo-agonizing on org? thanks

and no female under 50 called you brad pitt to imply you look good in 2025. you probably just saw some girl looking at you for half a second and proceeded to make a thread about it here because that's the average event of the month for the average invisible guy out there

jesus

ong she did, it’s because i have my hair at a low length why would i make this shit up bruh

 

[NARCISSlST]

and if u scroll down the story was deprecating for me so i don’t get that assumption tbh, can i not vent about fumbling n***a damn

 

[ragnarok787]

Iam sorry to hear that fellow chad

 

[NARCISSlST]

Iam sorry to hear that fellow chad

thanks gigachad

 

[Deleted Member 64641]

can we keep the low iq humblebrags and pseudo-agonizing on org? thanks

and no female under 50 called you brad pitt to imply you look good in 2025. you probably just saw some girl looking at you for half a second and proceeded to make a thread about it here because that's the average event of the month for the average invisible guy out there

jesus

No he‘s genuinely chad tho it‘s different

 

[ragnarok787]

can we keep the low iq humblebrags and pseudo-agonizing on org? thanks

and no female under 50 called you brad pitt to imply you look good in 2025. you probably just saw some girl looking at you for half a second and proceeded to make a thread about it here because that's the average event of the month for the average invisible guy out there

jesus

Nah he is like high htn -or maybe even lite i dont remember the pics anymore which is irl chad smv if he was her type

 

[NARCISSlST]

No he‘s genuinely chad tho it‘s different

thanks bhai i feel like a gay humble bragger for posting this now but the full story was genuinely so embarrassing but i couldn’t bring myself to type it jfl so i just said that small part

 

[NARCISSlST]

Nah he is like high htn -or maybe even lite i dont remember the pics anymore which is irl chad smv if he was her type

thank u bhai