Guide ultimate hairmask guide

[Hernan]

Alright n*****s let's begin,

Spoiler: irrelevant

So, one of my weakpoints is thin hair. Not only is my father bald due to having survived cancer twice (before i was born(not genetic but who knows tbh)) my mother also has androgenic alopecia. My hair falls out pretty easily and gets dry so fast. Also why i avoid hair dye. Hence this thread.

The hair mask is a triple mask.
Before putting it on use shampoo and then rinse it off.
For the first one. you make a mix of one big spoon of mayonnaise, then add ~1.5 of honey, 3 of olive oil and an egg yellow. Mix it and put it in your hair evenly.
Massage your hair well. Make sure it reaches everywhere. Wait 5 minutes
For the second:
-darker hair: espresso coffee. one cup (the non plastic one) evenly everywhere. massage your hair again.
a quick edit: the more damp the coffee the better.
-lighter hair: one lemon and a bit of lime juice. mix and put it in. Again, massage it. I do not have experience doing this so test the amount yourself to be sure.
Wait 5 minutes.
For the third: vaseline. Your own chosen amount. Believe it or not i got the idea from Big Momma's house.
Black people use vaseline to get shine in their hair so i figured me as someone with dry hair could benefit from it and I did.
Massage it in your hands first and then your hair.

Very important: Do not use anything besides very cold water to wash it afterwards. If you use warm water your hair will stink HARD.
Dont use warm water in the first place even. Bad for your hair (water). Your hair will be greasy as fuck even when washed thorougly.
This is why i chose to do this on a saturday so monday my hair is clean for sure. This is normal, the greasier the better it is.
The ideal is the same day cold water cleaned and the next day aswell. 2 days then. Depending on how you react to it ofcourse.
But dont wash it with shampoo the first two days. I never even use shampoo and that helps my hair too. (since it REALLY dry asfuck otherwise)

My hair now looks amazing.
My hair is thicker, darker, shinier and overall healthier and better. Did it's work amazingly.
@Cage @Org3 @PrimalPlasty @i_love_roosters @Narcissus🥀 @VisageVirtuoso√ @sigma @AstroSky sorry if i forgot you mb i dont know a lot of names here.

 

[choripan]

Hi! You do it once a week, only Saturdays?

 

[Hernan]

Hi! You do it once a week, only Saturdays?

first time doing it with this "recipe" .
I'm thinking i will only need to do it every two weeks.
Not sure though i'll update you so please remind me.

 

[choripan]

first time doing it with this "recipe" .
I'm thinking i will only need to do it every two weeks.
Not sure though i'll update you so please remind me.

Okay, good luck!

 

[Hernan]

Okay, good luck!

thanks man! damn @Org3 @i_love_roosters nice ahh users here

 

[Hernan]

Alright n*****s let's begin,

Spoiler: irrelevant

So, one of my weakpoints is thin hair. Not only is my father bald due to having survived cancer twice (before i was born(not genetic but who knows tbh)) my mother also has androgenic alopecia. My hair falls out pretty easily and gets dry so fast. Also why i avoid hair dye. Hence this thread.

The hair mask is a triple mask.
Before putting it on use shampoo and then rinse it off.
For the first one. you make a mix of one big spoon of mayonnaise, then add ~1.5 of honey, 3 of olive oil and an egg yellow. Mix it and put it in your hair evenly.
Massage your hair well. Make sure it reaches everywhere. Wait 5 minutes
For the second:
-darker hair: espresso coffee. one cup (the non plastic one) evenly everywhere. massage your hair again.
a quick edit: the more damp the coffee the better.
-lighter hair: one lemon and a bit of lime juice. mix and put it in. Again, massage it. I do not have experience doing this so test the amount yourself to be sure.
Wait 5 minutes.
For the third: vaseline. Your own chosen amount. Believe it or not i got the idea from Big Momma's house.
Black people use vaseline to get shine in their hair so i figured me as someone with dry hair could benefit from it and I did.
Massage it in your hands first and then your hair.

Very important: Do not use anything besides very cold water to wash it afterwards. If you use warm water your hair will stink HARD.
Dont use warm water in the first place even. Bad for your hair (water). Your hair will be greasy as fuck even when washed thorougly.
This is why i chose to do this on a saturday so monday my hair is clean for sure. This is normal, the greasier the better it is.
The ideal is the same day cold water cleaned and the next day aswell. 2 days then. Depending on how you react to it ofcourse.
But dont wash it with shampoo the first two days. I never even use shampoo and that helps my hair too. (since it REALLY dry asfuck otherwise)

My hair now looks amazing.
My hair is thicker, darker, shinier and overall healthier and better. Did it's work amazingly.
@Cage @Org3 @PrimalPlasty @i_love_roosters @Narcissus🥀 @VisageVirtuoso√ @sigma @AstroSky sorry if i forgot you mb i dont know a lot of names here.

damn @Whitepill sorry bru i completely forgot you

 

[Whitepill]

Alright n*****s let's begin,

Spoiler: irrelevant

So, one of my weakpoints is thin hair. Not only is my father bald due to having survived cancer twice (before i was born(not genetic but who knows tbh)) my mother also has androgenic alopecia. My hair falls out pretty easily and gets dry so fast. Also why i avoid hair dye. Hence this thread.

The hair mask is a triple mask.
Before putting it on use shampoo and then rinse it off.
For the first one. you make a mix of one big spoon of mayonnaise, then add ~1.5 of honey, 3 of olive oil and an egg yellow. Mix it and put it in your hair evenly.
Massage your hair well. Make sure it reaches everywhere. Wait 5 minutes
For the second:
-darker hair: espresso coffee. one cup (the non plastic one) evenly everywhere. massage your hair again.
a quick edit: the more damp the coffee the better.
-lighter hair: one lemon and a bit of lime juice. mix and put it in. Again, massage it. I do not have experience doing this so test the amount yourself to be sure.
Wait 5 minutes.
For the third: vaseline. Your own chosen amount. Believe it or not i got the idea from Big Momma's house.
Black people use vaseline to get shine in their hair so i figured me as someone with dry hair could benefit from it and I did.
Massage it in your hands first and then your hair.

Very important: Do not use anything besides very cold water to wash it afterwards. If you use warm water your hair will stink HARD.
Dont use warm water in the first place even. Bad for your hair (water). Your hair will be greasy as fuck even when washed thorougly.
This is why i chose to do this on a saturday so monday my hair is clean for sure. This is normal, the greasier the better it is.
The ideal is the same day cold water cleaned and the next day aswell. 2 days then. Depending on how you react to it ofcourse.
But dont wash it with shampoo the first two days. I never even use shampoo and that helps my hair too. (since it REALLY dry asfuck otherwise)

My hair now looks amazing.
My hair is thicker, darker, shinier and overall healthier and better. Did it's work amazingly.
@Cage @Org3 @PrimalPlasty @i_love_roosters @Narcissus🥀 @VisageVirtuoso√ @sigma @AstroSky sorry if i forgot you mb i dont know a lot of names here.

Any explanations on why this works? Coffee is toxic, lime and lemons are acidic. Egg yellows and honey would be hypothetically good but you should just consume those.

 

[Hernan]

before and after pics btw

Baldmaxed right now

 

[Hernan]

Any explanations on why this works? Coffee is toxic, lime and lemons are acidic. Egg yellows and honey would be hypothetically good but you should just consume those.

to be honest i dont know. Also salt water and sun combined can lighten eyes. Egg yellow has a lot of good proteins and your hair can also absorb them externally and not only internally. Honey has some explenation like that too i believe.

 

[Kaligula567]

n***a you high iq on here mirin

@glamourpursuer @MA_ascender

 

[glamourpursuer]

he always is n***a

n***a you high iq on here mirin

@glamourpursuer @MA_ascender

 

[Kaligula567]

he always is n***a

idk bro i can t see him on .org brah its over for me

 

[glamourpursuer]

idk bro i can t see him on .org brah its over for me

n***a doesn't know psychoH kys

 

[Hernan]

n***a you high iq on here mirin

@glamourpursuer @MA_ascender

he always is n***a

say you n*****s. Learning with the best tbh.

 

[Hernan]

n***a doesn't know psychoH kys

no my poor guy got banned rip biggest repfarmer ever

 

[Kaligula567]

no my poor guy got banned rip biggest repfarmer ever

over for me tbh numby got me

 

[i_love_roosters]

Mirin the effort. Mogger stuff

 

[MA_ascender]

copypastemaxx

 

[Hernan]

over for me tbh numby got me
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time to make this your new crib g.

Mirin the effort. Mogger stuff

thanks man!

copypastemaxx

i mean i gotta spread my name u know. get rep n shit.

 

[Kaligula567]

time to make this your new crib g.

thanks man!

i mean i gotta spread my name u know. get rep n shit.

how is this shit rep mogging my glorius thread n***a

Elixir s transformation guide (must read for pubertycels)

The @enchanted_elixir transformation As you see in the picture above elixir ascended by at least 4 psl in just 3 years of taking roids + other looksmaxxes. How do I acchive that? you ask :monkahmm: Here is his stack with explanation and doses :poggers: 1. Accutane (he did not specify...

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[Hernan]

how is this shit rep mogging my glorius thread n***a

Elixir s transformation guide (must read for pubertycels)

The @enchanted_elixir transformation As you see in the picture above elixir ascended by at least 4 psl in just 3 years of taking roids + other looksmaxxes. How do I acchive that? you ask :monkahmm: Here is his stack with explanation and doses :poggers: 1. Accutane (he did not specify...

forum.looksmaxxing.com

n****r calling my thread shit

 

[Kaligula567]

n****r calling my thread shit

sorry but it can t compare to the glory of mine

 

[Hernan]

sorry but it can t compare to the glory of mine

n****r dont you start again

 

[Cage]

real as fuck
i remember that fat manlet guy from 90 day fiance put mayo in his hair and everybody clowned him
and i was screaming from the rooftops about how he's actually a genius

 

[Hernan]

real as fuck
i remember that fat manlet guy from 90 day fiance put mayo in his hair and everybody clowned him
and i was screaming from the rooftops about how he's actually a genius

Yep, it really works. Weird I’m only seeing this now. Thx bud.

 

[Hernan]

Alright n*****s let's begin,

Spoiler: irrelevant

So, one of my weakpoints is thin hair. Not only is my father bald due to having survived cancer twice (before i was born(not genetic but who knows tbh)) my mother also has androgenic alopecia. My hair falls out pretty easily and gets dry so fast. Also why i avoid hair dye. Hence this thread.

The hair mask is a triple mask.
Before putting it on use shampoo and then rinse it off.
For the first one. you make a mix of one big spoon of mayonnaise, then add ~1.5 of honey, 3 of olive oil and an egg yellow. Mix it and put it in your hair evenly.
Massage your hair well. Make sure it reaches everywhere. Wait 5 minutes
For the second:
-darker hair: espresso coffee. one cup (the non plastic one) evenly everywhere. massage your hair again.
a quick edit: the more damp the coffee the better.
-lighter hair: one lemon and a bit of lime juice. mix and put it in. Again, massage it. I do not have experience doing this so test the amount yourself to be sure.
Wait 5 minutes.
For the third: vaseline. Your own chosen amount. Believe it or not i got the idea from Big Momma's house.
Black people use vaseline to get shine in their hair so i figured me as someone with dry hair could benefit from it and I did.
Massage it in your hands first and then your hair.

Very important: Do not use anything besides very cold water to wash it afterwards. If you use warm water your hair will stink HARD.
Dont use warm water in the first place even. Bad for your hair (water). Your hair will be greasy as fuck even when washed thorougly.
This is why i chose to do this on a saturday so monday my hair is clean for sure. This is normal, the greasier the better it is.
The ideal is the same day cold water cleaned and the next day aswell. 2 days then. Depending on how you react to it ofcourse.
But dont wash it with shampoo the first two days. I never even use shampoo and that helps my hair too. (since it REALLY dry asfuck otherwise)

My hair now looks amazing.
My hair is thicker, darker, shinier and overall healthier and better. Did it's work amazingly.
@Cage @Org3 @PrimalPlasty @i_love_roosters @Narcissus🥀 @VisageVirtuoso√ @sigma @AstroSky sorry if i forgot you mb i dont know a lot of names here.

@Incognito also check org I tagged you there aswell.

 

[Incognito]

@Incognito also check org I tagged you there aswell.

I didn’t receive a tag, how many people did you tag? You can only tag 5 users in one post.

 

[Whitepill]

I didn’t receive a tag, how many people did you tag? You can only tag 5 users in one post.

Only 5? lol good to know

 

[Incognito]

Only 5? lol good to know

Changed in September 2023 because of people mass tagging.

 

[sigma]

Also salt water and sun combined can lighten eyes.

this is COMPLETELY false

 

[Hernan]

I didn’t receive a tag, how many people did you tag? You can only tag 5 users in one post.

gave u a seperate

 

[Hernan]

this is COMPLETELY false

i meant hair sorry can you edit it. 1am and was sleepy pls edit it b.

 

[Hernan]

I didn’t receive a tag, how many people did you tag? You can only tag 5 users in one post.

jfl i did it each message 5 tags. Now you are surely tagged.

 

[lovelyvampire]

Alright n*****s let's begin,

Spoiler: irrelevant

So, one of my weakpoints is thin hair. Not only is my father bald due to having survived cancer twice (before i was born(not genetic but who knows tbh)) my mother also has androgenic alopecia. My hair falls out pretty easily and gets dry so fast. Also why i avoid hair dye. Hence this thread.

The hair mask is a triple mask.
Before putting it on use shampoo and then rinse it off.
For the first one. you make a mix of one big spoon of mayonnaise, then add ~1.5 of honey, 3 of olive oil and an egg yellow. Mix it and put it in your hair evenly.
Massage your hair well. Make sure it reaches everywhere. Wait 5 minutes
For the second:
-darker hair: espresso coffee. one cup (the non plastic one) evenly everywhere. massage your hair again.
a quick edit: the more damp the coffee the better.
-lighter hair: one lemon and a bit of lime juice. mix and put it in. Again, massage it. I do not have experience doing this so test the amount yourself to be sure.
Wait 5 minutes.
For the third: vaseline. Your own chosen amount. Believe it or not i got the idea from Big Momma's house.
Black people use vaseline to get shine in their hair so i figured me as someone with dry hair could benefit from it and I did.
Massage it in your hands first and then your hair.

Very important: Do not use anything besides very cold water to wash it afterwards. If you use warm water your hair will stink HARD.
Dont use warm water in the first place even. Bad for your hair (water). Your hair will be greasy as fuck even when washed thorougly.
This is why i chose to do this on a saturday so monday my hair is clean for sure. This is normal, the greasier the better it is.
The ideal is the same day cold water cleaned and the next day aswell. 2 days then. Depending on how you react to it ofcourse.
But dont wash it with shampoo the first two days. I never even use shampoo and that helps my hair too. (since it REALLY dry asfuck otherwise)

My hair now looks amazing.
My hair is thicker, darker, shinier and overall healthier and better. Did it's work amazingly.
@Cage @Org3 @PrimalPlasty @i_love_roosters @Narcissus🥀 @VisageVirtuoso√ @sigma @AstroSky sorry if i forgot you mb i dont know a lot of names here.

lovely. also you can rinse with dilluted ACV and your hair will smell fine after.

 

[Hernan]

lovely

thanks bro

. also you can rinse with dilluted ACV and your hair will smell fine after.

will do thanks

 

[choripan]

Hey, how did it went?

 

[Hernan]

Hey, how did it went?

Worked amazing.

 

[leomoraisf1]

worked thanks

 

[Hernan]

worked thanks

happy to hear!

 

[ifsixwasnine]

For the third: vaseline. Your own chosen amount. Believe it or not i got the idea from Big Momma's house.
Black people use vaseline to get shine in their hair so i figured me as someone with dry hair could benefit from it and I did.

it’s better to use a silicone based hair serum/oil instead of Vaseline to get shine, since they’re both occlusives and it will be much lighter and less greasy
Also I have never heard of black people using vaseline on their hair I would like to know more

A less smelly alternative to the mayo/egg/olive oil masks are bond building hair masks, bc they also contain protein that will help rebuild the cuticle. It will be easier to wash out and you won’t have to worry about accidentally cooking egg into your hair lol

 

[Hernan]

it’s better to use a silicone based hair serum/oil instead of Vaseline to get shine, since they’re both occlusives and it will be much lighter and less greasy
Also I have never heard of black people using vaseline on their hair I would like to know more

A less smelly alternative to the mayo/egg/olive oil masks are bond building hair masks, bc they also contain protein that will help rebuild the cuticle. It will be easier to wash out and you won’t have to worry about accidentally cooking egg into your hair lol

bruh the entire point is to use 100% natural organic ingredients besides vaseline ofc.
All those serums contain some kind of either bad thing for your hair or endocrine disruptors.

 

[ifsixwasnine]

bruh the entire point is to use 100% natural organic ingredients besides vaseline ofc.
All those serums contain some kind of either bad thing for your hair or endocrine disruptors.

I see
U didn’t mention it all supposing to be natural so that’s why I said that
Ig it’s different for me bc I have long hair cuz I’m a girl and idrc about the chemicals

 

[Hernan]

I see
U didn’t mention it all supposing to be natural so that’s why I said that
Ig it’s different for me bc I have long hair cuz I’m a girl and idrc about the chemicals

chemicals make you bald b you should care.