usa com meet up

[apatheia]

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they look like midgets

I mean, I don't really care about that, but it's pretty surprising to me because this looks like Europe.

 

[vespertine]

im in the states and i haven't said anything crude to you in particular

 

[apatheia]

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~—• @vespertine •—~​

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im in the states and i haven't said anything crude to you in particular

It's not that serious, don’t worry.

 

[vespertine]

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~—• @vespertine •—~​

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It's not that serious, don’t worry.

no! it IS that serious! im going to blow my brains out

 

[apatheia]

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no! it IS that serious! im going to blow my brains out

Hello, I am a qualified professional where I get to decide if .com users can kill themselves or not.

Here is my final verdict:

Spoiler: Final Verdict

Hell no.

 

[vespertine]

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Hello, I am a qualified professional where I get to decide if .com users can get a handjob from me.

Here is my final verdict:

Spoiler: Final Verdict

Hell yes.

thank you

 

[apatheia]

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thank you

Just doing my job, just doing my job.

 

[vespertine]

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~—• @vespertine •—~​

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Just doing my job, just doing my job.

when can i redeem it?

 

[apatheia]

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~—• @vespertine •—~​

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when can i redeem it?

Redeem what?

 

[vespertine]

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~—• @vespertine •—~​

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Redeem what?

the hanjob you implicitly offered

 

[apatheia]

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the hanjob you implicitly offered

Oh, (types vigorously on keyboard), I don't recall saying that but...(types vigorously on keyboard)...we do have a coupon with our business partner @MingyuePalaceRuinedMyLife

 

[MingyuePalaceRuinedMyLife]

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Oh, (types vigorously on keyboard), I don't recall saying that but...(types vigorously on keyboard)...we do have a coupon with our business partner @MingyuePalaceRuinedMyLife

Woah ik im ur bitch wife but u cant pimp me out like that

 

[apatheia]

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Woah ik im ur bitch wife but u cant pimp me out like that

You forced yourself to become my wife, but my bad.

 

[vespertine]

Woah ik im ur bitch wife but u cant pimp me out like that

dibs

 

[apatheia]

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dibs

He literally said that he doesn't want me "pimping him out like that".

 

[vespertine]

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~—• @vespertine •—~​

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He literally said that he doesn't want me "pimping him out like that".

good to know but ill take it from here

 

[apatheia]

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good to know but ill take it from here

You know what, even though I originally didn't want @MingyuePalaceRuinedMyLife to be my wife, but after meeting you...I don't think you'd be the right fit. @MingyuePalaceRuinedMyLife is staying with me, you Fratboy.

 

[vespertine]

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You know what, even though I originally didn't want @MingyuePalaceRuinedMyLife being my wife, after meeting you...I don't think you'd be the right fit. @MingyuePalaceRuinedMyLife is staying with me, you Fratboy.

im going to shoot myself