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my mother basically said while i was clearing the shopping she says that i am getting bigger and if im taking anything (she has done this like 3 times now) i ofc say no, she then says i dont look my age at all and that i look like ive had 3 kids (i have not shaved in like a week), i tell her "okay?" and say i think i look the same i then ask her what parts of me grown bigger she basically used her hand and pointed out that my neck shoulders traps and biceps were getting bigger in the most autist hand sign way possible, she then says even my legs are getting bigger, then she points repeatedly at my bulge, i stand there confused for like 3 seconds and looking down and wondering wtf she is pointing at, and then she says on a hysteric manner "your blongus (as in dick, ik very autist) is even growing bigger and getting muscles" ????? what, huh ??? i then laugh at her face and clap my hands thats how you know something is funny and then i walk away and shut the door at her while laughing. she is now eating biscuits and drinking beer
Tagging users I whose thoughts I want on this situation:
@Dean dicky dork face
and yeah thats basically it
Tagging users I whose thoughts I want on this situation:
@Dean dicky dork face
and yeah thats basically it