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[Orka]

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[thushebecame]

I asked how to change my name tony sent me the link, I found a really cool one then what does Tony do to me, this, LOOK AT MY NAME, LOOK WHAT HE DID TO ME, I USED TO BE SOMEONE I WAS THUSHEBECAME, I WAS SOMEBODY, HE TOOK MY MANHOOD, story over give me vip pretty please

 

[Orka]

@knightmaxxer @<3 @submissivechud @viasco

 

[ruby]

 

[Insomnia]

Holy shit why does everyone look so good

 

[Orka]

Holy shit why does everyone look so good

Just put the motm on my account bro

 

[Arya]

your relationship makes me have hope tbh

 

[ruby]

Just put the motm on my account bro

mine too!

 

[Orka]

your relationship makes me have hope tbh

She puts her cigs out in my eyeballs and hits me

 

[ruby]

She puts her cigs out in my eyeballs and hits me

you injected me with test.

 

[LaWi]

I had a friend who was really obsessed with yaoi & Yuri in 2021 and she somehow thought I was lesbian so when she found out I had a crush on a guy she blocked me everywhere, including Roblox, Pinterest and Duolingo

Great experience

 

[zero]

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one time i was playing fortnite with randoms and listening to music, i was singing along to the music for like 20 mins before 2 people unmuted and bursted out laughing at me, only then did i realise i was unmuted, they couldnt hear the music btw just me singing along.

 

[draftLexy]

I have such a great story that surpasses all of these but i alr have all the perks so ima just keep it secret….

 

[Orka]

I have such a great story that surpasses all of these but i alr have all the perks so ima just keep it secret….

I'll trade you a few months of VIP for that motm badge

Pretty good deal imo

 

[RetardedBloatcel]

I had a friend who was really obsessed with yaoi & Yuri in 2021 and she somehow thought I was lesbian so when she found out I had a crush on a guy she blocked me everywhere, including Roblox, Pinterest and Duolingo

Great experience

She said with dandere in her bio. Bigger fish to fry love

 

[draftLexy]

I'll trade you a few months of VIP for that motm badge

Pretty good deal imo

Make it a year and ill think about it

 

[foidslayer]

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allegedly I was mid slay and I told the girl

"I don't mind the bush" unironically in a low "sexy" tone

surprised I didn't get slapped

 

[Suomi Volksgrenadier]

"I don't mind the bush"

George?

 

[zero]

I have such a great story that surpasses all of these but i alr have all the perks so ima just keep it secret….

can u dm it me so i can steal it and harvest vip pls

 

[Arya]

I almost made two guys beat eachother up

so i was 13/14 here like i think i just turned 14, it was summer.
Me and my bestfriend made a fake ig acc to larp as a new admission in another school

Like we were basically trying to hype up a new admission then just disappear when the new grade started.

In between a guy started harassing that acc, i mean like asking for feet pics whatever.
So we actually gave him fake ones from pinterest and he found out.

And then we were like ,( sorry im actually a guy etc) and then he started sending like gay threats? death threats.

He was like fight me if you have the balls, ( we said sure im in your school, lets fight there) and we like showed his threats to some people and there began rumours of him being gay in his school

Anyway, there was a guy like willing to beat him up and stuff but in the end the orignal guy who did all the stuff backed out.

Yeah we kind of disappeared after that though,

 

[Alya]

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Fuck VIP how about you both come on Fortnite and buy me the battle pass

 

[knightmaxxer]

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ive got a few good ones, gimme a few minutes to type

 

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When I was in 7th grade i went to a cabin over summer w my family,
my dad has a gun there so we decided to go hunting, i had shot guns before in boyscouts so i was somewhat prepared but i didnt exactly know how to handle more powerful guns(thinking back on this it was def illegal(
but as a stupid kid would, i lied to my dad that i knew how to use it
we found a small deer in the forest and my dad let me get the shot but since i hardly knew how to shoot the gun, the recoil ended up hitting my face w the gun and knocking out a baby tooth.

we lost every deer we saw that day
it was fun tho

@knightmaxxer @<3 @submissivechud @viasco

thanks g

 

[knightmaxxer]

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LONG STORY ALERT!!!!!!!!
couple folks from my ecology class went on a trip to stradbroke island, an island near to my home city. however after all getting on the ferry i just then noticed, i was the SINGULAR male going on this trip. my school has seniors choose their classes and i was the only dude who chose ecology, and thus due to the two teachers supervising us being female i was the one male student.

few things came from this, one i felt super out of place. two once we got to the place we were staying (it was like, some camp thing) i got my own fuckin cabin (only a small one but still, cabins are gender separated so i got my own lmao) and a few other minor things.
but regardless we’d get introduced to our guide, and taken around to do stuff. mostly boring stuff, one time while visiting the beach i killed like 20 horseflies though, that was pretty fuckin cool.

first actually funny thing that happened on the trip was when we went to a lake, had some minor run ins with wildlife on the way (saw a bunch of ‘roos on the side of the road, pretty common occurrence) but once getting there we got in the water, at first i hung around the group as we all talked, but then they randomly started talking about shower pissing (im not joking, that was the conversation topic) so i proceeded to float off.

upon leaving the lake we all went to a park bench, sat down (except me, i stood. crucial detail btw), and the teachers pulled out sandwiches for all of us, two of the girls left the table to go feed salami to the monitor lizards in the park (surprisingly common sight in australian parks) only for one of the monitors to charge a girl making her squeal and jump onto our park bench, then the rest began putting there feet up as the monitor lizard started coming over to the table

i was still just standing next to the table, unable to jump onto it due to it being crowded with those FUCKING COWARDS! so what does he do? immediately begins running towards me, the only available human being. and what do i do while they do nothing to help me except scream? i kick him in the face of course! and the lizard pauses, he was not expecting me to retaliate it seems. and then proceeds to dart off into the bush while they all yell at me for harming the wildlife as if he wasn’t literally a second away from biting me.

regardless i thought, surely hes learned his lesson, ill be fine now!

wrong.

for the next two fuckin hours as i stand there talking, he sits in the bushes behind me. anytime i dont look behind me? he inches closer, the girls warn me when he gets too close and when i turn? he retreats back into the bushes. this continues for two fucking hours, him ALMOST getting to me a few times, until eventually i got pissed off and thundercunted a stick at his scaly little fuckin head, which missed but spooked him enough for him to fuck off finally.

after that, only other actually funny thing that happened was when i was walking with this sorta-friend of mine, a dyed hair lesbian autistic girl who i sometimes talk to, whilst we were walking through some THICK fuckin mud whilst being guided through the mangroves by our guide, she randomly pulls out her phone, and takes a picture of my bare toes covered in mud, and then fucking giggles and says “yep, right in the collection”

i, being the esteemed rational gentleman i am say something along the lines of “what the fuck- what?? WHAT COLLECTION??”, which she follows up with another weird giggle and instead of saying anything, proceeds to show me a folder on her phone called “(MYSCHOOLNAME) feets” with like atleast 7 pictures, which isnt a lot but its still weird. and worse yet i fuckin recognised ones, it was my friend tom’s feet! she took his feet too! so i gave her this look [SEE PIC ATTACHED] and just sorta continued on because im a bitch who doesn’t confront people. no explanation ever came for me, this was never mentioned again. i think about it VERY often.


TLDR: i went on an all female ecology camp, they started talking about piss while we swam, i kicked a lizard that was trying to bite my ankles, and then a foid showed me her foot pic collection.

 

[knightmaxxer]

LONG STORY ALERT!!!!!!!!
couple folks from my ecology class went on a trip to stradbroke island, an island near to my home city. however after all getting on the ferry i just then noticed, i was the SINGULAR male going on this trip. my school has seniors choose their classes and i was the only dude who chose ecology, and thus due to the two teachers supervising us being female i was the one male student.

few things came from this, one i felt super out of place. two once we got to the place we were staying (it was like, some camp thing) i got my own fuckin cabin (only a small one but still, cabins are gender separated so i got my own lmao) and a few other minor things.
but regardless we’d get introduced to our guide, and taken around to do stuff. mostly boring stuff, one time while visiting the beach i killed like 20 horseflies though, that was pretty fuckin cool.

first actually funny thing that happened on the trip was when we went to a lake, had some minor run ins with wildlife on the way (saw a bunch of ‘roos on the side of the road, pretty common occurrence) but once getting there we got in the water, at first i hung around the group as we all talked, but then they randomly started talking about shower pissing (im not joking, that was the conversation topic) so i proceeded to float off.

upon leaving the lake we all went to a park bench, sat down (except me, i stood. crucial detail btw), and the teachers pulled out sandwiches for all of us, two of the girls left the table to go feed salami to the monitor lizards in the park (surprisingly common sight in australian parks) only for one of the monitors to charge a girl making her squeal and jump onto our park bench, then the rest began putting there feet up as the monitor lizard started coming over to the table

i was still just standing next to the table, unable to jump onto it due to it being crowded with those FUCKING COWARDS! so what does he do? immediately begins running towards me, the only available human being. and what do i do while they do nothing to help me except scream? i kick him in the face of course! and the lizard pauses, he was not expecting me to retaliate it seems. and then proceeds to dart off into the bush while they all yell at me for harming the wildlife as if he wasn’t literally a second away from biting me.

regardless i thought, surely hes learned his lesson, ill be fine now!

wrong.

for the next two fuckin hours as i stand there talking, he sits in the bushes behind me. anytime i dont look behind me? he inches closer, the girls warn me when he gets too close and when i turn? he retreats back into the bushes. this continues for two fucking hours, him ALMOST getting to me a few times, until eventually i got pissed off and thundercunted a stick at his scaly little fuckin head, which missed but spooked him enough for him to fuck off finally.

after that, only other actually funny thing that happened was when i was walking with this sorta-friend of mine, a dyed hair lesbian autistic girl who i sometimes talk to, whilst we were walking through some THICK fuckin mud whilst being guided through the mangroves by our guide, she randomly pulls out her phone, and takes a picture of my bare toes covered in mud, and then fucking giggles and says “yep, right in the collection”

i, being the esteemed rational gentleman i am say something along the lines of “what the fuck- what?? WHAT COLLECTION??”, which she follows up with another weird giggle and instead of saying anything, proceeds to show me a folder on her phone called “(MYSCHOOLNAME) feets” with like atleast 7 pictures, which isnt a lot but its still weird. and worse yet i fuckin recognised ones, it was my friend tom’s feet! she took his feet too! so i gave her this look [SEE PIC ATTACHED] and just sorta continued on because im a bitch who doesn’t confront people. no explanation ever came for me, this was never mentioned again. i think about it VERY often.


TLDR: i went on an all female ecology camp, they started talking about piss while we swam, i kicked a lizard that was trying to bite my ankles, and then a foid showed me her foot pic collection.

if this doesn’t make me win i can share even more weird shit from that camp, the whole thing felt like a fever dream

 

[h_7]

I asked how to change my name tony sent me the link, I found a really cool one then what does Tony do to me, this, LOOK AT MY NAME, LOOK WHAT HE DID TO ME, I USED TO BE SOMEONE I WAS THUSHEBECAME, I WAS SOMEBODY, HE TOOK MY MANHOOD, story over give me vip pretty please

yesterday was honestly insane
i woke up late and just kinda left the house without thinking too much about anything
i got in my car and everything was normal until i saw this miniature city bus on the road
like not a small bus, like a REAL bus just shrunk down for no reason
and it ran over a guy
the guy literally just got up and started chasing it yelling “HEY COME BACK”
and nobody else reacted so i just kept driving because i didnt know what else to do
then i stopped at a store to get a drink and while i was paying this woman just looked at me and said “oh my god it’s you”
and i was like who are you talking about
and she said “the guy who caused the moon incident”
cashier just nodded like yeah that sounds right
i left immediately because i did not want to be involved in whatever that was
outside there were two cops trying to arrest a squirrel
not like a funny thing, like they were seriously arguing with it
the squirrel was talking back like it knew laws
one of the cops asked me if i wanted to be president for a bit
i said no
he said “ok that’s what a president would say”
and then just left
so i guess im president now
later i accidentally got hit by the miniature bus again
same guy also showed up and just said “you again” like i was the problem
i dont even own a miniature bus btw
at some point i checked my phone and i was apparently on the nedangerousing
ive never even been to europe
then i went into a restaurant and somehow got engaged to a chandelier
i wasnt even talking to it
the waitress just congratulated me like it was normal
we divorced like 10 minutes later because it kept looking at other people
anyway thats basically my day i think i might just stay inside tomorrow

 

[submissivechud]

FIRST AND LAST TIME I EVER HAD A ROMANTIC INTERACTION W A GIRL

so in 8th grade there was this girl who apparently liked me
she was super cute and shiet but like bipolar(genuinly diagnosed) and a previously homeschooled republican latina
but she asked me if i wanted to go to a nearby shopping center together and as the low t simp i am i said yes

so were walking next to eachother to the shopping center and i try to hold her hand??
tldr i miss her hand twice and grab her like pants pocket on accident so i give up and just walk normally
we go to chipotle and in the line i try offering to pay for her but end up stuttering,lisping and voice cracking a bunch so it doesnt really come out well so i dont pay for her shit

we both sit down and eat our food and talk( i was stuttering alot here too but not too bad) and when i get up to go get a drink my like pants or pocket or somehting get stuck ON the chair so the chair like flips over kind of and i stumble a bunch (shes giggling at me atp) but as the nonchalant high t bvll i am i ignore the chair and get my drink
i pick it up like nothing happened and the date goes somewhat fine
and as her parents pick her up she opens her arms for a hug but as the r****d i was i asked her if i was allowed to hug her???
she said yes but i was super embarrassed and confused so i js walked away

anyway i think she still liked me but i just kind of ignored and tryed my best to get away from her cus i was embarresd

 

[knightmaxxer]

LONG STORY ALERT!!!!!!!!
couple folks from my ecology class went on a trip to stradbroke island, an island near to my home city. however after all getting on the ferry i just then noticed, i was the SINGULAR male going on this trip. my school has seniors choose their classes and i was the only dude who chose ecology, and thus due to the two teachers supervising us being female i was the one male student.

few things came from this, one i felt super out of place. two once we got to the place we were staying (it was like, some camp thing) i got my own fuckin cabin (only a small one but still, cabins are gender separated so i got my own lmao) and a few other minor things.
but regardless we’d get introduced to our guide, and taken around to do stuff. mostly boring stuff, one time while visiting the beach i killed like 20 horseflies though, that was pretty fuckin cool.

first actually funny thing that happened on the trip was when we went to a lake, had some minor run ins with wildlife on the way (saw a bunch of ‘roos on the side of the road, pretty common occurrence) but once getting there we got in the water, at first i hung around the group as we all talked, but then they randomly started talking about shower pissing (im not joking, that was the conversation topic) so i proceeded to float off.

upon leaving the lake we all went to a park bench, sat down (except me, i stood. crucial detail btw), and the teachers pulled out sandwiches for all of us, two of the girls left the table to go feed salami to the monitor lizards in the park (surprisingly common sight in australian parks) only for one of the monitors to charge a girl making her squeal and jump onto our park bench, then the rest began putting there feet up as the monitor lizard started coming over to the table

i was still just standing next to the table, unable to jump onto it due to it being crowded with those FUCKING COWARDS! so what does he do? immediately begins running towards me, the only available human being. and what do i do while they do nothing to help me except scream? i kick him in the face of course! and the lizard pauses, he was not expecting me to retaliate it seems. and then proceeds to dart off into the bush while they all yell at me for harming the wildlife as if he wasn’t literally a second away from biting me.

regardless i thought, surely hes learned his lesson, ill be fine now!

wrong.

for the next two fuckin hours as i stand there talking, he sits in the bushes behind me. anytime i dont look behind me? he inches closer, the girls warn me when he gets too close and when i turn? he retreats back into the bushes. this continues for two fucking hours, him ALMOST getting to me a few times, until eventually i got pissed off and thundercunted a stick at his scaly little fuckin head, which missed but spooked him enough for him to fuck off finally.

after that, only other actually funny thing that happened was when i was walking with this sorta-friend of mine, a dyed hair lesbian autistic girl who i sometimes talk to, whilst we were walking through some THICK fuckin mud whilst being guided through the mangroves by our guide, she randomly pulls out her phone, and takes a picture of my bare toes covered in mud, and then fucking giggles and says “yep, right in the collection”

i, being the esteemed rational gentleman i am say something along the lines of “what the fuck- what?? WHAT COLLECTION??”, which she follows up with another weird giggle and instead of saying anything, proceeds to show me a folder on her phone called “(MYSCHOOLNAME) feets” with like atleast 7 pictures, which isnt a lot but its still weird. and worse yet i fuckin recognised ones, it was my friend tom’s feet! she took his feet too! so i gave her this look [SEE PIC ATTACHED] and just sorta continued on because im a bitch who doesn’t confront people. no explanation ever came for me, this was never mentioned again. i think about it VERY often.


TLDR: i went on an all female ecology camp, they started talking about piss while we swam, i kicked a lizard that was trying to bite my ankles, and then a foid showed me her foot pic collection.

i should add before i go to sleep, one time we all played hide and seek, at nighttime and during the first round i lost cus the winning girl, some emo foid, straight up jumped into a big ass fuckin bush to hide. so full of competitive spirit and refusal to lose to women, the next and last round i straight up scurried up a fuckin tree like a squirrel and hid at the very top until 20 minutes later they had to walk around, after waking the teachers with torches to find me, still didn’t find me so i had to leave my spot but i won, obviously.

 

[thushebecame]

yesterday was honestly insane
i woke up late and just kinda left the house without thinking too much about anything
i got in my car and everything was normal until i saw this miniature city bus on the road
like not a small bus, like a REAL bus just shrunk down for no reason
and it ran over a guy
the guy literally just got up and started chasing it yelling “HEY COME BACK”
and nobody else reacted so i just kept driving because i didnt know what else to do
then i stopped at a store to get a drink and while i was paying this woman just looked at me and said “oh my god it’s you”
and i was like who are you talking about
and she said “the guy who caused the moon incident”
cashier just nodded like yeah that sounds right
i left immediately because i did not want to be involved in whatever that was
outside there were two cops trying to arrest a squirrel
not like a funny thing, like they were seriously arguing with it
the squirrel was talking back like it knew laws
one of the cops asked me if i wanted to be president for a bit
i said no
he said “ok that’s what a president would say”
and then just left
so i guess im president now
later i accidentally got hit by the miniature bus again
same guy also showed up and just said “you again” like i was the problem
i dont even own a miniature bus btw
at some point i checked my phone and i was apparently on the nedangerousing
ive never even been to europe
then i went into a restaurant and somehow got engaged to a chandelier
i wasnt even talking to it
the waitress just congratulated me like it was normal
we divorced like 10 minutes later because it kept looking at other people
anyway thats basically my day i think i might just stay inside tomorrow

Fuck dis gotta do with me?

 

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There was this one time where someone ignored me on discord AND telegram for over a week after he told me he'd give me a filler source

 

[bunnilover67]

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one time i was like
hi
and the other person was like
hey
the end

 

[True Spaniard]

@Orka be honest dawg you aint reading allat jfl, so just give it to me

 

[h_7]

Fuck dis gotta do with me?

accidentally quoted your post

 

[Pinksunglasses]

I almost made two guys beat eachother up

so i was 13/14 here like i think i just turned 14, it was summer.
Me and my bestfriend made a fake ig acc to larp as a new admission in another school

Like we were basically trying to hype up a new admission then just disappear when the new grade started.

In between a guy started harassing that acc, i mean like asking for feet pics whatever.
So we actually gave him fake ones from pinterest and he found out.

And then we were like ,( sorry im actually a guy etc) and then he started sending like gay threats? death threats.

He was like fight me if you have the balls, ( we said sure im in your school, lets fight there) and we like showed his threats to some people and there began rumours of him being gay in his school

Anyway, there was a guy like willing to beat him up and stuff but in the end the orignal guy who did all the stuff backed out.

Yeah we kind of disappeared after that though,

Yooo give her vip bro she w user

 

[Pinksunglasses]

Fuck dis gotta do with me?

Yo give my brooo meh it he a better user then Arya now I think ABT IT YOOO SLIDE IT TO MY BOY BROO

 

[thushebecame]

Yo give my brooo meh it he a better user then Arya now I think ABT IT YOOO SLIDE IT TO MY BOY BROO

BRO JUST GIVE ME MY NAME BACK, THATS ALL I WANT, LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO ME, I USED TO BE SOMEBODY I WAS THUSHEBECAME LOOK WHAT THEY DID

 

[HeavyMetal]

i NEED vip

 

[Pinksunglasses]

BRO JUST GIVE ME MY NAME BACK, THATS ALL I WANT, LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO ME, I USED TO BE SOMEBODY I WAS THUSHEBECAME LOOK WHAT THEY DID

It ok brooo

 

[cass]

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me me me por favor

 

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Can’t think of anything

 

[viasco]

i dont want vip idk if i can trust myself with that kinda power, but i love funy stories. ts not even funny but i fumbled so crazy i shouldve ended it right there

halloween of last year i finally bagged the stacy everyone @ the club wanted to fw. like i was in prime slay position type shit. so i pull up to the club after a fight (long story) so im a lil bloody knuckle but im in my suburban dude costume (white face) & she starts licking ts off of me & being all freaky or w.e right? fast forward club closes so i go all the way out to a city i never been to w her for a party...
we party or w.e but its getting lat like 3-4am so im like alr time to execute.....
whisky dick + the other substances we were on
so boom she LAUGHS but shes sweet about it so we start walking upstairs after a few more shots @ the party.
bro idfk wth happened but i blacked out at the last step & tumbled down a flight of stairs & ended up pissing myself & in my unconscious brain all i heard was "is bro pissing" & i tried to fight back like i was in fucking get out or sum shit.
i woke up the next day in a alley, ordered my uber, then woke up in jail

moral of the story; she bad asf & id do it all again


suburban dude costume for context

 

[Orka]

I asked how to change my name tony sent me the link, I found a really cool one then what does Tony do to me, this, LOOK AT MY NAME, LOOK WHAT HE DID TO ME, I USED TO BE SOMEONE I WAS THUSHEBECAME, I WAS SOMEBODY, HE TOOK MY MANHOOD, story over give me vip pretty please

6.5/10

I had a friend who was really obsessed with yaoi & Yuri in 2021 and she somehow thought I was lesbian so when she found out I had a crush on a guy she blocked me everywhere, including Roblox, Pinterest and Duolingo

Great experience

7.5/10

allegedly I was mid slay and I told the girl

"I don't mind the bush" unironically in a low "sexy" tone

surprised I didn't get slapped

8.5/10

i dont want vip idk if i can trust myself with that kinda power, but i love funy stories. ts not even funny but i fumbled so crazy i shouldve ended it right there

halloween of last year i finally bagged the stacy everyone @ the club wanted to fw. like i was in prime slay position type shit. so i pull up to the club after a fight (long story) so im a lil bloody knuckle but im in my suburban dude costume (white face) & she starts licking ts off of me & being all freaky or w.e right? fast forward club closes so i go all the way out to a city i never been to w her for a party...
we party or w.e but its getting lat like 3-4am so im like alr time to execute.....
whisky dick + the other substances we were on
so boom she LAUGHS but shes sweet about it so we start walking upstairs after a few more shots @ the party.
bro idfk wth happened but i blacked out at the last step & tumbled down a flight of stairs & ended up pissing myself & in my unconscious brain all i heard was "is bro pissing" & i tried to fight back like i was in fucking get out or sum shit.
i woke up the next day in a alley, ordered my uber, then woke up in jail

moral of the story; she bad asf & id do it all again


suburban dude costume for context

9.5/10

one time i was like
hi
and the other person was like
hey
the end

1.5/10

LONG STORY ALERT!!!!!!!!
couple folks from my ecology class went on a trip to stradbroke island, an island near to my home city. however after all getting on the ferry i just then noticed, i was the SINGULAR male going on this trip. my school has seniors choose their classes and i was the only dude who chose ecology, and thus due to the two teachers supervising us being female i was the one male student.

few things came from this, one i felt super out of place. two once we got to the place we were staying (it was like, some camp thing) i got my own fuckin cabin (only a small one but still, cabins are gender separated so i got my own lmao) and a few other minor things.
but regardless we’d get introduced to our guide, and taken around to do stuff. mostly boring stuff, one time while visiting the beach i killed like 20 horseflies though, that was pretty fuckin cool.

first actually funny thing that happened on the trip was when we went to a lake, had some minor run ins with wildlife on the way (saw a bunch of ‘roos on the side of the road, pretty common occurrence) but once getting there we got in the water, at first i hung around the group as we all talked, but then they randomly started talking about shower pissing (im not joking, that was the conversation topic) so i proceeded to float off.

upon leaving the lake we all went to a park bench, sat down (except me, i stood. crucial detail btw), and the teachers pulled out sandwiches for all of us, two of the girls left the table to go feed salami to the monitor lizards in the park (surprisingly common sight in australian parks) only for one of the monitors to charge a girl making her squeal and jump onto our park bench, then the rest began putting there feet up as the monitor lizard started coming over to the table

i was still just standing next to the table, unable to jump onto it due to it being crowded with those FUCKING COWARDS! so what does he do? immediately begins running towards me, the only available human being. and what do i do while they do nothing to help me except scream? i kick him in the face of course! and the lizard pauses, he was not expecting me to retaliate it seems. and then proceeds to dart off into the bush while they all yell at me for harming the wildlife as if he wasn’t literally a second away from biting me.

regardless i thought, surely hes learned his lesson, ill be fine now!

wrong.

for the next two fuckin hours as i stand there talking, he sits in the bushes behind me. anytime i dont look behind me? he inches closer, the girls warn me when he gets too close and when i turn? he retreats back into the bushes. this continues for two fucking hours, him ALMOST getting to me a few times, until eventually i got pissed off and thundercunted a stick at his scaly little fuckin head, which missed but spooked him enough for him to fuck off finally.

after that, only other actually funny thing that happened was when i was walking with this sorta-friend of mine, a dyed hair lesbian autistic girl who i sometimes talk to, whilst we were walking through some THICK fuckin mud whilst being guided through the mangroves by our guide, she randomly pulls out her phone, and takes a picture of my bare toes covered in mud, and then fucking giggles and says “yep, right in the collection”

i, being the esteemed rational gentleman i am say something along the lines of “what the fuck- what?? WHAT COLLECTION??”, which she follows up with another weird giggle and instead of saying anything, proceeds to show me a folder on her phone called “(MYSCHOOLNAME) feets” with like atleast 7 pictures, which isnt a lot but its still weird. and worse yet i fuckin recognised ones, it was my friend tom’s feet! she took his feet too! so i gave her this look [SEE PIC ATTACHED] and just sorta continued on because im a bitch who doesn’t confront people. no explanation ever came for me, this was never mentioned again. i think about it VERY often.


TLDR: i went on an all female ecology camp, they started talking about piss while we swam, i kicked a lizard that was trying to bite my ankles, and then a foid showed me her foot pic collection.

Read it all, 7/10

FIRST AND LAST TIME I EVER HAD A ROMANTIC INTERACTION W A GIRL

so in 8th grade there was this girl who apparently liked me
she was super cute and shiet but like bipolar(genuinly diagnosed) and a previously homeschooled republican latina
but she asked me if i wanted to go to a nearby shopping center together and as the low t simp i am i said yes

so were walking next to eachother to the shopping center and i try to hold her hand??
tldr i miss her hand twice and grab her like pants pocket on accident so i give up and just walk normally
we go to chipotle and in the line i try offering to pay for her but end up stuttering,lisping and voice cracking a bunch so it doesnt really come out well so i dont pay for her shit

we both sit down and eat our food and talk( i was stuttering alot here too but not too bad) and when i get up to go get a drink my like pants or pocket or somehting get stuck ON the chair so the chair like flips over kind of and i stumble a bunch (shes giggling at me atp) but as the nonchalant high t bvll i am i ignore the chair and get my drink
i pick it up like nothing happened and the date goes somewhat fine
and as her parents pick her up she opens her arms for a hug but as the r****d i was i asked her if i was allowed to hug her???
she said yes but i was super embarrassed and confused so i js walked away

anyway i think she still liked me but i just kind of ignored and tryed my best to get away from her cus i was embarresd

6/10

 

[Orka]

@viasco congratulations on winning, me & @ruby now refer to you as "the piss guy" though

 

[Orka]

@viasco you need to allow me to view your profile for me to be able to gift you

 

[submissivechud]

@viasco you need to allow me to view your profile for me to be able to gift you
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thats my 2nd alt ill take it on my main de

 

[bunnilover67]

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Read it all, 7/10

6/10

oh alr

 

[nonu]

To enter, reply to this thread with a story of something funny or entertaining that happened in your life at any point.

Me & @lizzy grant will go through the replies and rate them, the best one wins

Good luck

I let the Bull fuck my wife for hours and that n***a splattered a bit on me and I lwk enjoyed it. He then told me to get in the bed too and I had the best anal experience of my life.

 

[bunnilover67]

I let the Bull fuck my wife for hours and that n***a splattered a bit on me and I lwk enjoyed it. He then told me to get in the bed too and I had the best anal experience of my life.

i’m leaving this shit on read bro

 

[Fattiepattiecookie]

i dont want vip idk if i can trust myself with that kinda power, but i love funy stories. ts not even funny but i fumbled so crazy i shouldve ended it right there

halloween of last year i finally bagged the stacy everyone @ the club wanted to fw. like i was in prime slay position type shit. so i pull up to the club after a fight (long story) so im a lil bloody knuckle but im in my suburban dude costume (white face) & she starts licking ts off of me & being all freaky or w.e right? fast forward club closes so i go all the way out to a city i never been to w her for a party...
we party or w.e but its getting lat like 3-4am so im like alr time to execute.....
whisky dick + the other substances we were on
so boom she LAUGHS but shes sweet about it so we start walking upstairs after a few more shots @ the party.
bro idfk wth happened but i blacked out at the last step & tumbled down a flight of stairs & ended up pissing myself & in my unconscious brain all i heard was "is bro pissing" & i tried to fight back like i was in fucking get out or sum shit.
i woke up the next day in a alley, ordered my uber, then woke up in jail

moral of the story; she bad asf & id do it all again


suburban dude costume for context

viascooo if u don't want it u know gng we're close, we go way back...

 

[Fattiepattiecookie]

Listen to my story , it's not funny but it's a super weird coincidence. Once I was in music class when I was 8-9 y/o. The teacher gave us an activity, to tell a story that happened to us during the summer, for context, the story I told was about how I was at a cafe with my cousin and lost a tooth WHILE talking about loosing my first tooth. When It was my turn to speak mid story my tooth came out. So I lost a tooth telling a story about how I lost a tooth telling a story about a time when I lost a tooth. And now I'm telling a story about how I lost a tooth telling a story about how I lost a tooth telling a story about a time when I lost a tooth