Waiter winked at me

[Deleted Member 61353]

After I was staring her down for a while

Not even a parody of the threads R'l makes, this is legit

Asked me if I wanted some alcohol but I said I only wanted a coke

Legit happened and I could tell she was checking me out

My life is beginning

She was like 5ft3 or 5ft4 too so when she was showing me to my table I heightmogged her

That's probably why she was thinking like

"Holy shit this guy is so tall, probably has a huge cock too wow"

 

[Deleted Member 61353]

I'm gonna jack off to this memory, fuck

She might as well just get on her knees and beg already like SMH make the move.

@Chainzsw @sigma @The cat from The Matrix @ey88 @Mess

 

[Drownedwithhim]

Should've gotten her number

 

[Deleted Member 61521]

Should've gotten her number

my shit buggin

 

[Deleted Member 56337]

That's probably why she was thinking like

"Holy shit this guy is so tall, probably has a huge cock too wow"

She was definitely thinking this

 

[doll]

and u didnt even make a move?

 

[DarkAscender]

Should've gotten her number

I never understand why he left it at that..
A woman he was clearly interested in, winked at him. He could have approached her, but instead went home and then plans to
j*ck of to the memory of it? Wtf

 

[Mess]

Yeah, I was the waiter

 

[jkcwakcjw]

I think she was thinking of a different tip

 

[doll]

I never understand why he left it at that..
A woman he was clearly interested in, winked at him. He could have approached her, but instead went home and then plans to
j*ck of to the memory of it? Wtf

average .com user behaviour

 

[Deleted Member 61353]

Should've gotten her number

She was definitely thinking this

I never understand why he left it at that..
A woman he was clearly interested in, winked at him. He could have approached her, but instead went home and then plans to
j*ck of to the memory of it? Wtf

Yeah, I was the waiter

No I was too scared but she made some small talk which was nice because I never had interaction with strangers in like weeks.

She kept offering alcohol which is brutal because she thinks I look over 21 when I am in fact 18

Maybe she just thought I was awkward person and therefore easy to sell expensive drinks too

But nah, I'll make my own delusions and indulge myself.

Was just nice to have someone to talk to. I was practicing "eye contact" during and fake laughs 👁

I think she was thinking of a different tip

Tipping is not a thing here

I din tip nuthin' yo

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Shoulda pulled your cock out

 

[jkcwakcjw]

Shoulda pulled your cock out

???