Lifefuel / Motivation weddings piss me off

[submissivechud]

waste 50,000$ and months of planning on a day long celebration with a bunch of people you kinda like
I would want a very small wedding, ih itd matter what the wife would want but I'd prefer a small wedding
all of that money could just go to an amazing honeymoon or saved away for a house
like all at work just for your wife to cuck you during her bachelorette party with a male stripper

 

[submissivechud]

waste 50,000$ and months of planning on a day long celebration with a bunch of people you kinda like
I would want a very small wedding, ih itd matter what the wife would want but I'd prefer a small wedding
all of that money could just go to an amazing honeymoon or saved away for a house
like all at work just for your wife to cuck you during her bachelorette party with a male stripper

not a molocule

 

[nervous]

waste 50,000$ and months of planning on a day long celebration with a bunch of people you kinda like
I would want a very small wedding, ih itd matter what the wife would want but I'd prefer a small wedding
all of that money could just go to an amazing honeymoon or saved away for a house
like all at work just for your wife to cuck you during her bachelorette party with a male stripper

speaking of male strippers I wanna see magic mike what’s the hype about

 

[submissivechud]

speaking of male strippers I wanna see magic mike what’s the hype about

I do not know who that is

 

[nervous]

I do not know who that is

sounds pretty based.

but tbh I agree I’d rather have something awesome at my wedding like a bunny petting zoo for my few friends and then riding off into the sunset on a horse

 

[submissivechud]

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sounds pretty based.

but tbh I agree I’d rather have something awesome at my wedding like a bunny petting zoo for my few friends and then riding off into the sunset on a horse

"family friendly"

 

[nervous]

"family friendly"

my friends mom offered to buy me a ticket im going to accept

 

[Jewpillirony]

P-piss? I have a piss drawer yknow

 

[submissivechud]

my friends mom offered to buy me a ticket im going to accept

have fun foid

 

[submissivechud]

P-piss? I have a piss drawer yknow

you didn't answer my question about it so I am upset at you

 

[Jewpillirony]

you didn't answer my question about it so I am upset at you

No it doesn't leak because of the thin layer of hardened semen

 

[submissivechud]

No it doesn't leak because of the thin layer of hardened semen

mirin lowk
how long did it take you to fill up

 

[Jewpillirony]

mirin lowk
how long did it take you to fill up

6000 years or so

 

[submissivechud]

6000 years or so

shalom brother

 

[giga.mia]

80s-90s wedding dresses are so beautiful

 

[submissivechud]

80s-90s wedding dresses are so beautiful

I agree with that
wedding dresses and suits would be the only thing genuinely worth the money

 

[The Centipede]

waste 50,000$ and months of planning on a day long celebration with a bunch of people you kinda like
I would want a very small wedding, ih itd matter what the wife would want but I'd prefer a small wedding
all of that money could just go to an amazing honeymoon or saved away for a house
like all at work just for your wife to cuck you during her bachelorette party with a male stripper

Just go to Vegas together, dress up, get married at a chapel, take a few good people, and let your reception be a mad party around the Strip with hookers and shit. That was my and my ex’s plan.

 

[Rololongs]

waste 50,000$ and months of planning on a day long celebration with a bunch of people you kinda like
I would want a very small wedding, ih itd matter what the wife would want but I'd prefer a small wedding
all of that money could just go to an amazing honeymoon or saved away for a house
like all at work just for your wife to cuck you during her bachelorette party with a male stripper

Only good is the food ig

 

[submissivechud]

Only good is the food ig

not when I'm paying for it

 

[Bananachip]

I

waste 50,000$ and months of planning on a day long celebration with a bunch of people you kinda like
I would want a very small wedding, ih itd matter what the wife would want but I'd prefer a small wedding
all of that money could just go to an amazing honeymoon or saved away for a house
like all at work just for your wife to cuck you during her bachelorette party with a male stripper

I love weddings

 

[limnoria]

spending 50k on a wedding hurts more than getting cucked by the stripper tbh