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Went on the piss.

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I’m watching u
 
My trousers are all wet, and I can’t take them off.
 
The Pakistani guy at the 24/7 place gave me beers and a scratch-card to calm me down.
I couldn’t find my cards or my money clips.

Found them in my jacket pocket once I got home, paid on my Amex.

I said to the Paki that they shouldn’t let people pay on tic.

He said that they don’t usually, but when I turn up drunk they’re mostly scared shitless, so they give me whatever to pacify me.
 
The Paki said it’s scary when I turn up drunk, so they just go with it and hope I remember at some point.
 
I’m not hungover. Just cracked a cider open tho.

Had to mess around with graph data today.
 

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