What’s the freakiest thing you have ever done

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Im so stone cold girls dont even believe im a guy
@Schizotypalcel

Thats not what I meant bro, I just said that guys are usually the ones that will goon in a bathroom because they feel tingly, I never used any female pronouns or anything

 

[Aglincevsagit1998]

Freakiest thing I've done is I used to masturbate

I'm still a pure and untainted virgin

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Freakiest thing I've done is I used to masturbate

I'm still a pure and untainted virgin

There is levels to masturbation though

 

[BimaxLaser]

Thats not what I meant bro, I just said that guys are usually the ones that will goon in a bathroom because they feel tingly, I never used any female pronouns or anything

You said it was a canon event for guys and this not girls per se in response to me saying that wasnt common. You stripped me of my masculinity and now I will kill myself

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

You said it was a canon event for guys and this not girls per se in response to me saying that wasnt common. You stripped me of my masculinity and now I will kill myself

Ah, sorry for the misunderstanding I just figured you'd know what I meant without me specifying which is pretty stupid

 

[BimaxLaser]

Ah, sorry for the misunderstanding I just figured you'd know what I meant without me specifying which is pretty stupid

My life is over

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

My life is over

Alright, you do you

 

[General Horst]

There is levels to masturbation though

"Your honor the Cheese Pizza on my hard drive was just goon material"

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

"Your honor the Cheese Pizza on my hard drive was just goon material"

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You both seem to be at level one of just doing it a few times a week at most

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

"Your honor the Cheese Pizza on my hard drive was just goon material"

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"Cheese Pizza"

i see what you did there

 

[General Horst]

You both seem to be at level one of just doing it a few times a week at most

Lvl 100 gooner

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Lvl 100 gooner

lvl 1 bronze beater vs lvl 100 Golden Gooner

 

[TonyDr]

Doesn’t have to be too explicit info if you don’t want to share it

I’m going to bc I don’t really have shit to hide

For me it was either when I gave myself ED for like 2 weeks after gooning too much during lockdown (I was 14)

Or letting a white girl call me a n****r while hitting it

(tbf it’s hot as fuck)

Spoiler: NSFW

Back then in 2019 i was dating a girl in the south of France, she was a coworker but also freaky af. When i say freaky she wanted me to stranggle her with my belt and slapping her during sex. One time during backshots she was voluntary hitting her head against the wall while laughing, and she was surprised i lost my erection after that

 

[General Horst]

lvl 1 bronze beater vs lvl 100 Golden Gooner

Spoiler: Scary

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

Spoiler: NSFW

Back then in 2019 i was dating a girl in the south of France, she was a coworker but also freaky af. When i say freaky she wanted me to stranggle her with my belt and slapping her during sex. One time during backshots she was voluntary hitting her head against the wall while laughing, and she was surprised i lost my erection after that

Holy shit. I have no words

How did you even meet a girl like that

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Spoiler: Scary

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Too low res to fill out tbh

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Doesn’t have to be too explicit info if you don’t want to share it

I’m going to bc I don’t really have shit to hide

For me it was either when I gave myself ED for like 2 weeks after gooning too much during lockdown (I was 14)

Or letting a white girl call me a n****r while hitting it

(tbf it’s hot as fuck)

Eat my boogers

 

[TonyDr]

How did you even meet a girl like that

We were coworkers in a bar

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

We were coworkers in a bar

remind me to apply for a job at a bar

@ThisCat I might need that job application too

 

[General Horst]

Too low res to fill out tbh

Im shocked how you didnt instantly recoil in a mix of fear and shock at the mere sight of that

I hope this doesnt give you nightmares

 

[TonyDr]

remind me to apply for a job at a bar

@ThisCat I might need that job application too

Promixity pill is unreal tbh, the best tool to date

Bars, mcdonalds... rip i want to join nursing school

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Im shocked how you didnt instantly recoil in a mix of fear and shock at the mere sight of that

I hope this doesnt give you nightmares

I want to some day be able to get a job so I can blend in among mammals

 

[General Horst]

I want to some day be able to get a job so I can blend in among mammals

You're talking like your a reptile person

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

Or letting a white girl call me a n****r while hitting it

(tbf it’s hot as fuck)

bro ur ancestors watched that happen

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

bro ur ancestors watched that happen

The ancestors are deeply dissapointed in this level of downbadness

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

bro ur ancestors watched that happen

I’m already a mess of a person they gave up on me at least 3 years ago jfl

The ancestors are deeply dissapointed in this level of downbadness

Don’t knock it till you try it

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

I’m already a mess of a person they gave up on me at least 3 years ago jfl

Don’t knock it till you try it

I have not tried it but I will knock it like the cats that throw things off the counter, same with oysters

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

I have not tried it but I will knock it like the cats that throw things off the counter, same with oysters

Lol it’s a saying, I should’ve made that clear mb

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Lol it’s a saying, I should’ve made that clear mb

I was jking

 

[BimaxLaser]

Alright, you do you

I will take you with me

 

[pompompurino]

Doesn’t have to be too explicit info if you don’t want to share it

I’m going to bc I don’t really have shit to hide

For me it was either when I gave myself ED for like 2 weeks after gooning too much during lockdown (I was 14)

Or letting a white girl call me a n****r while hitting it

(tbf it’s hot as fuck)

i sucked dick upside down like i laid on his bed on my back and my head was hanging off the bed while he was standing so basically upside down

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

i sucked dick upside down like i laid on his bed on my back and my head was hanging off the bed while he was standing so basically upside down

I gotta try that

 

[pompompurino]

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I gotta try that

crazy experience ngl

 

[ratedLTN2]

i sucked dick upside down like i laid on his bed on my back and my head was hanging off the bed while he was standing so basically upside down

I need to let my gf taste my blood so she never forgets me

 

[Becky4L]

@Becky4L should I tell my story here?

Yes

 

[Becky4L]

seems like somthing @Becky4L would be into

I wouldn’t have intercourse with a non white

 

[Drownedwithhim]

you're outing yourself atp jfl

He likes ass how tf am I supposed to prove I'm a female

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

I will take you with me

No u wont, sword fight me motherfucker

 

[BimaxLaser]

No u wont, sword fight me motherfucker
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[Deleted Member 60441]

i sucked dick upside down like i laid on his bed on my back and my head was hanging off the bed while he was standing so basically upside down

wooow

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

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Cooked

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

He likes ass how tf am I supposed to prove I'm a female

Simple. You can’t.

Verdict: Chainszw is a T girl

Any objections?

No?

 

[Deleted Member 60441]

Sexually or what?
Pretty hard stuff, nothing I can write in here without being embarrassed, I'll mention something I can mention
- what pompompurino wrote (reversed roles)
- pretty much what happened to Tony
- getting caught by her sister while we were fucking
- fucking her while her father was in the next room and coming on her face
- some kind of roleplay
- go to a girl's house, eat at her place, fuck her two or three times and have her mother drive me home

 

[Decay]

Spoiler: NSFW

Back then in 2019 i was dating a girl in the south of France, she was a coworker but also freaky af. When i say freaky she wanted me to stranggle her with my belt and slapping her during sex. One time during backshots she was voluntary hitting her head against the wall while laughing, and she was surprised i lost my erection after that

You sure that wasn’t @Schizotypalcel in a wig?

 

[ragnarok787]

crazy experience ngl

and this bihh calls me whore, holy freak cage

 

[Decay]

I’ve done a few things that i don’t feel comfortable sharing. The most i will say is that i’ve jerked off 7 times in a day before.

 

[Drownedwithhim]

i sucked dick upside down like i laid on his bed on my back and my head was hanging off the bed while he was standing so basically upside down

Wtf??

 

[Drownedwithhim]

I’ve done a few things that i don’t feel comfortable sharing. The most i will say is that i’ve jerked off 7 times in a day before.

Rookie numbers I once jerked off for like 7 or 8 hours straight

 

[Deleted Member 60441]

Wtf??

Shut up, it’s hot af

 

[Decay]

i sucked dick upside down like i laid on his bed on my back and my head was hanging off the bed while he was standing so basically upside down

Someone’s daughter. This shit’s enough to make a grown man cry