What are some "glitch in the matrix" moments for you?

[YourFavouriteUser]

Title

 

[BimaxLaser]

@The cat from The Matrix

 

[doll]

that's jewish propaganda

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

Idk if you’d consider this a glitch but whenever I say “if God loves me [redacted] will happen” it always happens and it freaks me out every time

 

[BimaxLaser]

Idk if you’d consider this a glitch but whenever I say “if God loves me [redacted] will happen” it always happens and it freaks me out every time

n***a it never happens stop lying

 

[Deleted Member 69332]

Idk if you’d consider this a glitch but whenever I say “if God loves me [redacted] will happen” it always happens and it freaks me out every time

schizophrenia

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

n***a it never happens stop lying

you just not on my frequency I swearrrr

 

[Deleted Member 69332]

n***a it never happens stop lying

thats mental ilness

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

schizophrenia

No you’re schizophrenic I wouldn’t have passed any of my exams if it weren’t for that line fr

 

[Deleted Member 69332]

you just not on my frequency I swearrrr

do you watch that bozo looking hispanic girl that teaches law of attraction

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

do you watch that bozo looking hispanic girl that teaches law of attraction

no idk who you’re talking about

 

[Deleted Member 69332]

No you’re schizophrenic I wouldn’t have passed any of my exams if it weren’t for that line fr

im a very lucid and sane male

 

[Deleted Member 69332]

no idk who you’re talking about

female vbersion of andrew tate you go girllll

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

im a very lucid and sane male

no you’re just a dog in this matrix brooo

 

[Deleted Member 69332]

no you’re just a dog in this matrix brooo

i dont think you underestand the implications of calsling me a dog

 

[Deleted Member 68760]

when i realized i'm standing behind an even more subhuman, defeated-by-gluttony version of me in the waiting line at the local store

he was tragicomically fat and was buying garbage junk food early in the day; it was blatantly obvious he was coping with his shit life by stuffing himself with that on a daily basis

noticed him while having these identical thoughts about myself, the only difference was i was standing in that line with some alcohol

made a better worded thread about this on bookism

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

female vbersion of andrew tate you go girllll

ateeee

 

[Deleted Member 69332]

when i realized i'm standing behind an even more subhuman, defeated-by-gluttony version of me in the waiting line at the local store

he was tragicomically fat and was buying garbage junk food early in the day; it was blatantly obvious he was coping with his shit life by stuffing himself with that every day

noticed him while having these identical thoughts about myself, the only difference was i was standing in that line with some alcohol

i like alcohol

 

[Deleted Member 69332]

ateeee

ate what

 

[YourFavouriteUser]

Idk if you’d consider this a glitch but whenever I say “if God loves me [redacted] will happen” it always happens and it freaks me out every time

This has happened to me many times, and I'm a full blown reddit Atheist

When time my Christian friend was trying to convert me so I showed my finger to the sky and yelled fuck you and he completely freaked out. Was whatever and we continued walking to the restaurant. When we were done eating, it was a heavy rain out of nowhere. We had no umbrellas and no car, walk was like a 15 min walk.

Lasted for like an eternity lol and he kept blaming lmao

I apologized though and nowadays me and YHWH are on good terms

 

[Deleted Member 69332]

why did you put the ball 8 emoji wtf

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

ate what

just ate cuz #baddie

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

why did you put the ball 8 emoji wtf

why why not

 

[Deleted Member 69332]

just ate cuz #baddie

can you rate my friend

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

Title

Louis Tomlinson sucks balls btw btw

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

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can you rate my friend

your friend can get it

 

[YourFavouriteUser]

Louis Tomlinson sucks balls btw btw

And he sucks balls better than you

Blocked.

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

And he sucks balls better than you

Blocked.

Wait no r u a directioner

 

[Deleted Member 69332]

your friend can get it

he cant because hes self applying lemon juice on his cheek with an already used previously syringe as we speak

 

[YourFavouriteUser]

Wait no r u a directioner

Ofc

One direction and Coldplay mainly are my fav bands

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

he cant because hes self applying lemon juice on his cheek with an already used previously syringe as we speak

ideal male hobbies

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

Ofc

One direction and Coldplay mainly are my fav

You’re my fav user fr

 

[YourFavouriteUser]

You’re my fav user fr

You've said this to me like 4 times

Across all of my alts, lol

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

You've said this to me like 4 times

Across all of my alts, lol

WHAT

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

You've said this to me like 4 times

Across all of my alts, lol

Hello sir who r u

 

[YourFavouriteUser]

Hello sir who r u

N9wiff

In the future just guess me, I don't like it when I announce it. Doesn't give as much dopamine

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

N9wiff

In the future just guess me, I don't like it when I announce it. Doesn't give as much dopamine

What the actual flippppp I didn’t expect it

 

[geneticCage]

When I have a random boner
I had one today
Doesn't happen as often as it did