What should i do with 1K

[The cat from The Matrix]

I have a thousand dollars. How should I spend them

 

[Deleted Member 49073]

give it to me to invest, guaranteed 5k

 

[Deleted Member 59374]

sending u my paypal rn

 

[Whitepill]

Food

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

give it to me to invest, guaranteed 5k

Whats yr secret

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

sending u my paypal rn

Venmo only srry

 

[adn]

invest in stocks or ur appearance

 

[Deleted Member 55049]

I have a thousand dollars. How should I spend them

Give them to me.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Food

Do you want me to keep being a fatass

 

[Deleted Member 49073]

Whats yr secret

crypto rug and pull

 

[Whitepill]

Food

Not just direct food, but you could get a goat with that money for milk

Or ducks/chickens, ducks have more nootrients but are more expensive.

 

[Whitepill]

Do you want me to keep being a fatass

if you get good food you can improve appearance bud + 27 bmi is ideal for detox

 

[slopslinger]

put it all in XCN, set up take profit function, half when it reaches 15 cents and the following at 35 cents. then delete the app and check it in 6 months

 

[Drownedwithluv]

Genshin impact

 

[Chifuyu]

I have a thousand dollars. How should I spend them

Buy a ticket to Canada so you can see the Nicaragua Falls.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

invest in stocks or ur appearance

Yesss Brazilian wax

 

[Chifuyu]

Genshin impact

It takes frickin hours to install this game.

 

[Chifuyu]

Yesss Brazilian wax

If a Colombian gives a Brazilian wax, is it still a Brazilian wax?

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

if you get good food you can improve appearance bud + 27 bmi is ideal for detox

I actually don't know my bmi

 

[Whitepill]

Genshin impact

 

[Drownedwithluv]

It takes frickin hours to install this game.

The game developers increase the map size as time goes on

So every year the download size for each update increases

It used to rather small, and the map was too. The world is now gigantic.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Genshin impact

That game wants my phone to blow up

 

[Chifuyu]

The game developers increase the map size as time goes on

So every year the download size for each update increases

It used to rather small, and the map was too. The world is now gigantic.

I’m just going to install it tomorrow first thing when I wake up.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

If a Colombian gives a Brazilian wax, is it still a Brazilian wax?

Good question

 

[Chifuyu]

Good question

Really makes the brain go full capacity. I think it wouldn’t be fair to call it a Brazilian wax at that point. It’s just false advertisement then.

 

[Drownedwithluv]

Really makes the brain go full capacity. I think it wouldn’t be fair to call it a Brazilian wax at that point. It’s just false advertisement then.

It would just be a columbian giving a Brazilian wax

As Brazilian wax referes to the technique/style of wax presumably, not the ethnicity of said person giving it

Imo, idk what a Brazilian wax is.

 

[Chifuyu]

It would just be a columbian giving a Brazilian wax

As Brazilian wax referes to the technique/style of wax presumably, not the ethnicity of said person giving it

Imo, idk what a Brazilian wax is.

Brazilian wax is something that women get done, it’s pubic hair removal.

 

[neymar]

Send 500 ill bring u back 5k

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Send 500 ill bring u back 5k

Really how!?

 

[neymar]

Really how!?

Just trust me bro

 

[rand anon]

Idk, maybe throw it into an index fund while the stock market is still reacting to the tariff news

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Idk, maybe throw it into an index fund while the stock market is still reacting to the tariff news

What should I invest in specifically

 

[rand anon]

What should I invest in specifically

If u want a guaranteed small return then an index fund like voo, within a few months you’ll hve a decent return

If u wanna risk it for a higher return, then a volatile stock like TSLA. It’s tanking now due to musk’s recent antics. If u buy it now and wait it out, by next year u likely will hve tripled ur money. I’m biased though cause I’m holding a ton of Tesla and palantir