Story What the fuck just happened

[David🦢]

So, like, it's 1:50am, and I did my skincare. I was laying on my bed listening to music and wanted to stretch before bed, so I got up and went to the pull-up bar I was hanging and I felt really strange (When you sit for a lot time and get up fast you start to feel dizzy and loose your vision) so I stopped then I started dreaming of some memories I had through the day for a second or two then I see myself with a bitten tongue while having a stroke laying on the floor but It stopped. Now my back hurts because I hit my bed when I feel. I even woke up my mom, and I said that I just fell from bed, and everything was okay. What a great way to end the day.

Goodnight, sleep well and most important don't be as retarded as me love yall.

 

[slopslinger]

were you hyperventilating at all before you stood up? sounds alot like the technique we used to make ourselves pass out in middle school.

 

[Azania]

I am very sexually repressed and I need to release my lust on someone porn isnt doing anything

 

[David🦢]

were you hyperventilating at all before you stood up? sounds alot like the technique we used to make ourselves pass out in middle school.

Can't remember really I stood up and went to the pull-up bar immediately. I think it's from low iron or some shit

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

What the fuck maybe it was like that thing where like your realities split into two it's like a quantum split or some shit

 

[David🦢]

I am very sexually repressed and I need to release my lust on someone porn isnt doing anything

What the fuck does your lust have to do with this

 

[David🦢]

What the fuck maybe it was like that thing where like your realities split into two it's like a quantum split or some shit

Yes I used all my energy to enter the 4th dimension when I was hanging from a pull-up bar

 

[Azania]

What the fuck does your lust have to do with this

I will release it on you

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Yes I used all my energy to enter the 4th detention when I was hanging from a pull-up bar

Bro maybe that pull up was supposed to fucking kill u dude

 

[Azania]

 

[David🦢]

Bro maybe that pull up was supposed to fucking kill u dude

My pull up bar is a paid hitman

 

[David🦢]

I will release it on you

No thanks, @ratedLTN2 will be happy to take my place go release your lust to him

 

[David🦢]

Bro maybe that pull up was supposed to fucking kill u dude

Imagine if that's how I fucking die
That will be pathetic

 

[David🦢]

It’s called being low t

Test has nothing to do with this. From a young age I've been getting this shit

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Imagine if that's how I fucking die
That will be pathetic

Bro ppl die in worse ways

 

[David🦢]

Bro ppl die in worse ways

I mean yeah but imagine dying from this shit

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I mean yeah but imagine dying from this shit
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How fucking tall r u why is it so high up

 

[David🦢]

How fucking tall r u why is it so high up

My wall is 3m and the bar is put like 240

I'm 185 so I barely touch the ground

 

[David🦢]

I cracked the wall because of that shit I swear I'm super close to removing it

 

[Deleted Member 60858]

It’s called being low t

Tbh

 

[David🦢]

Yeah I'm going to sleep my back hurts
Goodnight love yall