What would y’all do if you woke up next to a girl with a fat ass

[twinkslayrr]

I’d probably jerk off

Maybe touch it
Idk

 

[TonyDr]

I’d probably jerk off

Maybe touch it
Idk

Already happening to me, every morning no exceptions

 

[twinkslayrr]

Already happening to me, every morning no exceptions

What do you do with it? Take it for granted?

 

[TonyDr]

What do you do with it?

Depends of the mood

 

[Bananachip]

I’d probably jerk off

Maybe touch it
Idk

Wake her up and ask her to leave my bed

 

[!oser]

dude thinks life is an alex adams video

 

[andrewbeta98]

I’d probably jerk off

Maybe touch it
Idk

Touched it and then jerk off

 

[submissivechud]

I’d probably jerk off

Maybe touch it
Idk

Nothing
I wouldnt want to commit sexual assault

 

[twinkslayrr]

Nothing
I wouldnt want to commit sexual assault

She’s down

 

[twinkslayrr]

Wake her up and ask her to leave my bed

Oh cmon

 

[Princess Cookietune]

realize that there's no girl next to me, that I was sleeping w a mirror next to me and...it's my own reflection!!

 

[thushebecame]

Probably punch the bitch for breakin into my place

 

[Princess Cookietune]

Probably punch the bitch for breakin into my place

Ig i better get out before u find me and beat the living shit out of me

 

[levithedudebro]

tell her to get out of my bed bro i CANT loose my truecel status

 

[negative]

Sleep in it

 

[ØAC]

Kick her out and beat the shit out of her or call the cops depending on how I'm feeling

 

[knightmaxxer]

idk probably kindly ask her to leave. but on a totally unrelated note i have a pretty large deepfreezer in my garage thats pretty hidden under stuff and could store a whole lotta meat

 

[True_Fakecell]

I’d probably jerk off

Maybe touch it
Idk

Wake her up and ask her how the fuck she teleported there

 

[genio]

ask to fuck

 

[draftLexy]

Start comparing sizes

 

[Bananachip]

Oh cmon

I don’t want her outside clothes on my bed

 

[Byro]

I’d probably jerk off

Maybe touch it
Idk

“Wake up”
“Cheese and crackers!” I say out of excitement
And indulge.

End message

 

[Rololongs]

I’d probably jerk off

Maybe touch it
Idk

scared out of my mine since what the fuck is there a stranger in my bed

 

[twinkslayrr]

Start comparing sizes

She doesn’t have a dick sorry

 

[twinkslayrr]

I don’t want her outside clothes on my bed

She’s naked and very clean

 

[viasco]

so a normal friday?

 

[meh.guy]

Already happening to me, every morning no exceptions

God bless you and your wife

 

[meh.guy]

I’d probably jerk off

Maybe touch it
Idk

Be mad, I'm saving myself for marriage

 

[dimorph.ic]

realize that there's no girl next to me, that I was sleeping w a mirror next to me and...it's my own reflection!!

 

[meh.guy]

realize that there's no girl next to me, that I was sleeping w a mirror next to me and...it's my own reflection!!

 

[dimorph.ic]

I’d probably jerk off

Maybe touch it
Idk

Uhh if she can cook im gonna trap her and have her as my wife a woman that can cook good is hard to find in dallas

 

[twinkslayrr]

Y’all are actually really unfunny

I’m not angry or anything if I sound like it
I just have to say it

Most of you guys are unfunny and you proved that in here

 

[dimorph.ic]

Y’all are actually really unfunny

I’m not angry or anything if I sound like it
I just have to say it

Most of you guys are unfunny and you proved that in here

Am i funny tho

 

[twinkslayrr]

Am i funny tho

I’m talking about the people that spam the “how did she get in my bed” joke

 

[dimorph.ic]

I’m talking about the people that spam the “how did she get in my bed” joke

lmao everyone used that same weakass joke I see what you mean but cookie doe she got a fat ah go find out if shes joking or not

 

[twinkslayrr]

lmao everyone used that same weakass joke I see what you mean but cookie doe she got a fat ah go find out if shes joking or not

@Fattiepattiecookie you send?

 

[dimorph.ic]

@Fattiepattiecookie you send?

Lmaooo she does NOT send i was just repeating what she said

 

[twinkslayrr]

Lmaooo she does NOT send i was just repeating what she said

Maybe not to you

 

[Ghoultune]

Is she Awake?

 

[dimorph.ic]

Maybe not to you

What i haven’t even asked her im js sayin she not the type to lol

 

[dimorph.ic]

Is she Awake?

Nope

 

[Ghoultune]

Nope

Wake her Up and Ask for Consensual Sex

 

[twinkslayrr]

What i haven’t even asked her im js sayin she not the type to lol

Everyone is the type when they meet me

 

[twinkslayrr]

Wake her Up and Ask for Consensual Sex

#legal

 

[dimorph.ic]

Everyone is the type when they meet me

 

[Princess Cookietune]

@Fattiepattiecookie you send?

no bby i'm 16

Maybe not to you

or maybe not to anyone + @dimorph.ic isn't weird he wouldn't ask me that shi

What i haven’t even asked her im js sayin she not the type to lol

correct I wouldn't send my ass to yall

Everyone is the type when they meet me

i'm crine you just stick to femboys man

 

[Princess Cookietune]

Wake her Up and Ask for Consensual Sex

thank you for vouching for my safety mamas #childrenofbigdihdiddy gotta stick up for each other in situations like these

 

[dimorph.ic]

no bby i'm 16

or maybe not to anyone + @dimorph.ic isn't weird he wouldn't ask me that shi

correct I wouldn't send my ass to yall

i'm crine you just stick to femboys man

Lmaoo i tried telling him

 

[Princess Cookietune]

Lmaoo i tried telling him

this is why i see u as high iq, u perceived my personality correctly y casi ni me conoces

 

[dimorph.ic]

this is why i see u as high iq, u perceived my personality correctly y casi ni me conoces

because I’ve experienced so many things with woman and yet these guys on here have the audacity to question everything i say even though women agree with me all the time here.