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Yesterday, when i opened my phone to find pictures of my house from @i_love_roosters, i was surprised, to say the least. I thought 2 things:
1. Fuckkkkk my house looks big as fuckkkkkk
2. Why does a man in his mid 20s have photos of my stunning under 18 suburban home?
This is the reality of being a skinny, blonde, american, 99.8th percentile iq, privileged, HQNP, funny, NT, lifemaxxed, pretty, teenage girl with a trust fund. Sometimes, homosexual bulgarian men will get a little jealous, try to hire people in your area to spread flyers of your face, attempt to ship HUMAN FECES to your home, try to frame you for possession of illegal substances, and ship dildos to your mailbox.
then, theyre hit with the unfortunate truth that all my purchases are through my fathers credit card because im fucking privileged, so it would be impossible to frame me for such devious things. instead, they’d just waste the last of their food stamps buying me gifts from GiantExtremeToys.com, and id get richer than i already am. #THERICHGETRICHER
ILOVEROOSTERS when he realizes #1. he doesnt have enough fucking money to hire a mercenary #2. i live in texas and own a gun
so all he can do is admire my mansion of freedom from his bulgarian mudhut
CHAIN OF EVENTS 8/22
1.Randomized Shame receives a warning from [REDACTED], then tells me
2. [REDACTED] sends faggoted vc recording filled with faggoted faggots that talk like they have maggots in their mouths
MUST SEE:
3.I receive threat #1 from @barkilPEDO
So far yet so far…he had managed to get but he hit the wrong house. What an iqlet!
4. I comply like a cuck
5. I realize im not a fucking bitch and can’t submit to someone I mog @Spuffy @hachiko
W REFERENCE
GEOGRAPHY PILL:
Brutal…taking time out your day to find a teenage girl’s lo just to realize she’s more privileged than you will ever be. #BLESSUP

HANNAH:
ROOSTERS: Wakes up in bulgaria
BODYPILL:
HANNAH: skinny
ROOSTERS: not as skinny as me
IQPILL:
HANNAH: 99.8th percentile
Roosters:
SKIN PILL
HANNAH:
ROOSTERS:
PERSONALITY PILL:
HANNAH=HUMBLE
ROOSTERS=NARCY
1. Fuckkkkk my house looks big as fuckkkkkk
2. Why does a man in his mid 20s have photos of my stunning under 18 suburban home?
This is the reality of being a skinny, blonde, american, 99.8th percentile iq, privileged, HQNP, funny, NT, lifemaxxed, pretty, teenage girl with a trust fund. Sometimes, homosexual bulgarian men will get a little jealous, try to hire people in your area to spread flyers of your face, attempt to ship HUMAN FECES to your home, try to frame you for possession of illegal substances, and ship dildos to your mailbox.
then, theyre hit with the unfortunate truth that all my purchases are through my fathers credit card because im fucking privileged, so it would be impossible to frame me for such devious things. instead, they’d just waste the last of their food stamps buying me gifts from GiantExtremeToys.com, and id get richer than i already am. #THERICHGETRICHER
ILOVEROOSTERS when he realizes #1. he doesnt have enough fucking money to hire a mercenary #2. i live in texas and own a gun
CHAIN OF EVENTS 8/22
1.Randomized Shame receives a warning from [REDACTED], then tells me
2. [REDACTED] sends faggoted vc recording filled with faggoted faggots that talk like they have maggots in their mouths
MUST SEE:
3.I receive threat #1 from @barkilPEDO
4. I comply like a cuck
5. I realize im not a fucking bitch and can’t submit to someone I mog @Spuffy @hachiko
W REFERENCE
GEOGRAPHY PILL:
Brutal…taking time out your day to find a teenage girl’s lo just to realize she’s more privileged than you will ever be. #BLESSUP
HANNAH:
ROOSTERS: Wakes up in bulgaria
BODYPILL:
HANNAH: skinny
ROOSTERS: not as skinny as me
IQPILL:
HANNAH: 99.8th percentile
Roosters:
SKIN PILL
HANNAH:
ROOSTERS:
PERSONALITY PILL:
HANNAH=HUMBLE
ROOSTERS=NARCY
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