Serious Why Dean is not Stone Cold

[Deleted Member 55049]

1. Dean removed the stone cold react
2. Dean prefers iced coffee over a cold one.
3. Dean has never stunned his boss.
4. Dean actually likes authority.
5. Dean says "please" and "thank you."
6. Dean would apologize after a fight.
7. Dean doesn't smash beer cans together.
8. Dean has never broken glass with his entrance.
9. Dean avoids confrontation at family barbecues.
10. Dean reads self-help books.
11. Dean wears cardigans.
12. Dean wears glasses with prescription lenses.
13. Dean owns no leather vests.
14. Dean wouldn’t be caught dead in jean shorts.
15. Dean has a skincare routine.
16. Dean’s head isn’t shaved.
17. Dean has a gentle smile.
18. Dean’s most extreme outfit is a Hawaiian shirt.
19. Dean doesn’t walk like he’s ready to fight a bear.
20. Dean moisturizes.
21. Dean does not say "Austin 3:16."
22. Dean has never yelled, “Give me a hell yeah!”
23. Dean gives speeches with PowerPoint.
24. Dean avoids profanity.
25. Dean’s favorite word is “collaboration.”
26. Dean says “interesting perspective” instead of yelling.
27. Dean once ended a debate by offering tea.
28. Dean doesn’t cut promos. He gives presentations.
29. Dean's catchphrase is “Let’s circle back.”
30. Dean listens more than he talks.
31. Dean does yoga, not wrestling.
32. Dean is vegan.
33. Dean drives a Prius.
34. Dean composts.
35. Dean plays Wordle.
36. Dean has never body-slammed anyone (intentionally).
37. Dean prefers chess over cage matches.
38. Dean drinks herbal tea before bed.
39. Dean is a morning person.
40. Dean subscribes to National Geographic.
41. Dean collects rare books.
42. Dean plays acoustic guitar, not air guitar.
43. Dean paints landscapes.
44. Dean volunteers at the animal shelter.
45. Dean bakes sourdough bread.
46. Dean does not watch Monday Night Raw.
47. Dean builds puzzles.
48. Dean bird-watches on Sundays.
49. Dean writes poetry.
50. Dean doesn’t have a podcast about wrestling. Yet.
51. Dean is in HR.
52. Dean uses Excel more than elbow drops.
53. Dean has never been in a steel cage match.
54. Dean once led a team-building exercise titled “Trust Fall Fiesta.”
55. Dean’s fight record is 0-0.
56. Dean shops at Whole Foods, not suplex opponents.
57. Dean doesn’t do chair shots — he assembles chairs.
58. Dean once used “wrestling” as a metaphor in therapy.
59. Dean took a sick day for emotional processing.
60. Dean says “let’s de-escalate.”
61. Dean uses Slack reactions, not Stone Cold Stunners.
62. Dean doesn't cuss out referees.
63. Dean once tried to settle a feud with cupcakes.
64. Dean owns a Kindle.
65. Dean meditates daily.
66. Dean has a rewards card at a bookstore.
67. Dean wears socks with sandals.
68. Dean is more of a podcast guy.
69. Dean eats hummus with a spoon.
70. Dean has never entered to glass shattering.
71. Dean’s idea of rebellion is forgetting to water his plants.
72. Dean doesn’t flip off the crowd — he waves.
73. Dean once emailed his feelings.
74. Dean has a standing desk.
75. Dean’s most aggressive move is unsubscribing.
76. Dean gets excited about documentaries.
77. Dean once brought a Power Bar to a potluck.
78. Dean prefers affirmations over aggression.
79. Dean organizes his books by theme.
80. Dean said “no” to caffeine after 3pm.
81. Dean doesn’t yell “What?!” during meetings.
82. Dean has a pet turtle named Peace.
83. Dean wears bike shorts — to bike.
84. Dean skips leg day — to go to pottery class.
85. Dean cheers during wrestling — from the couch.
86. Dean refers to conflict as “misalignment of energy.”
87. Dean makes playlists titled “Gentle Mornings.”
88. Dean once called a heel turn “concerning behavior.”
89. Dean doesn’t throw down — he sits down to talk.
90. Dean sends calendar invites to hang out.
91. Dean once knit a scarf instead of throwing hands.
92. Dean cried during a Pixar movie and wrote about it.
93. Dean prefers books with minimal conflict.
94. Dean owns a Himalayan salt lamp.
95. Dean drinks sparkling water with a paper straw.
96. Dean uses coasters religiously.
97. Dean says “let’s pivot” instead of “let’s fight.”
98. Dean’s catchphrase is “no worries if not!”
99. Dean doesn’t tap out — he just logs off.
100. Dean... is just Dean.

 

[Deleted Member 72885]

 

[Mota]

mad n***a

 

[based god gigi]

1. Dean removed the stone cold react
2. Dean prefers iced coffee over a cold one.
3. Dean has never stunned his boss.
4. Dean actually likes authority.
5. Dean says "please" and "thank you."
6. Dean would apologize after a fight.
7. Dean doesn't smash beer cans together.
8. Dean has never broken glass with his entrance.
9. Dean avoids confrontation at family barbecues.
10. Dean reads self-help books.
11. Dean wears cardigans.
12. Dean wears glasses with prescription lenses.
13. Dean owns no leather vests.
14. Dean wouldn’t be caught dead in jean shorts.
15. Dean has a skincare routine.
16. Dean’s head isn’t shaved.
17. Dean has a gentle smile.
18. Dean’s most extreme outfit is a Hawaiian shirt.
19. Dean doesn’t walk like he’s ready to fight a bear.
20. Dean moisturizes.
21. Dean does not say "Austin 3:16."
22. Dean has never yelled, “Give me a hell yeah!”
23. Dean gives speeches with PowerPoint.
24. Dean avoids profanity.
25. Dean’s favorite word is “collaboration.”
26. Dean says “interesting perspective” instead of yelling.
27. Dean once ended a debate by offering tea.
28. Dean doesn’t cut promos. He gives presentations.
29. Dean's catchphrase is “Let’s circle back.”
30. Dean listens more than he talks.
31. Dean does yoga, not wrestling.
32. Dean is vegan.
33. Dean drives a Prius.
34. Dean composts.
35. Dean plays Wordle.
36. Dean has never body-slammed anyone (intentionally).
37. Dean prefers chess over cage matches.
38. Dean drinks herbal tea before bed.
39. Dean is a morning person.
40. Dean subscribes to National Geographic.
41. Dean collects rare books.
42. Dean plays acoustic guitar, not air guitar.
43. Dean paints landscapes.
44. Dean volunteers at the animal shelter.
45. Dean bakes sourdough bread.
46. Dean does not watch Monday Night Raw.
47. Dean builds puzzles.
48. Dean bird-watches on Sundays.
49. Dean writes poetry.
50. Dean doesn’t have a podcast about wrestling. Yet.
51. Dean is in HR.
52. Dean uses Excel more than elbow drops.
53. Dean has never been in a steel cage match.
54. Dean once led a team-building exercise titled “Trust Fall Fiesta.”
55. Dean’s fight record is 0-0.
56. Dean shops at Whole Foods, not suplex opponents.
57. Dean doesn’t do chair shots — he assembles chairs.
58. Dean once used “wrestling” as a metaphor in therapy.
59. Dean took a sick day for emotional processing.
60. Dean says “let’s de-escalate.”
61. Dean uses Slack reactions, not Stone Cold Stunners.
62. Dean doesn't cuss out referees.
63. Dean once tried to settle a feud with cupcakes.
64. Dean owns a Kindle.
65. Dean meditates daily.
66. Dean has a rewards card at a bookstore.
67. Dean wears socks with sandals.
68. Dean is more of a podcast guy.
69. Dean eats hummus with a spoon.
70. Dean has never entered to glass shattering.
71. Dean’s idea of rebellion is forgetting to water his plants.
72. Dean doesn’t flip off the crowd — he waves.
73. Dean once emailed his feelings.
74. Dean has a standing desk.
75. Dean’s most aggressive move is unsubscribing.
76. Dean gets excited about documentaries.
77. Dean once brought a Power Bar to a potluck.
78. Dean prefers affirmations over aggression.
79. Dean organizes his books by theme.
80. Dean said “no” to caffeine after 3pm.
81. Dean doesn’t yell “What?!” during meetings.
82. Dean has a pet turtle named Peace.
83. Dean wears bike shorts — to bike.
84. Dean skips leg day — to go to pottery class.
85. Dean cheers during wrestling — from the couch.
86. Dean refers to conflict as “misalignment of energy.”
87. Dean makes playlists titled “Gentle Mornings.”
88. Dean once called a heel turn “concerning behavior.”
89. Dean doesn’t throw down — he sits down to talk.
90. Dean sends calendar invites to hang out.
91. Dean once knit a scarf instead of throwing hands.
92. Dean cried during a Pixar movie and wrote about it.
93. Dean prefers books with minimal conflict.
94. Dean owns a Himalayan salt lamp.
95. Dean drinks sparkling water with a paper straw.
96. Dean uses coasters religiously.
97. Dean says “let’s pivot” instead of “let’s fight.”
98. Dean’s catchphrase is “no worries if not!”
99. Dean doesn’t tap out — he just logs off.
100. Dean... is just Dean.

it just kept going

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

1. Dean removed the stone cold react
2. Dean prefers iced coffee over a cold one.
3. Dean has never stunned his boss.
4. Dean actually likes authority.
5. Dean says "please" and "thank you."
6. Dean would apologize after a fight.
7. Dean doesn't smash beer cans together.
8. Dean has never broken glass with his entrance.
9. Dean avoids confrontation at family barbecues.
10. Dean reads self-help books.
11. Dean wears cardigans.
12. Dean wears glasses with prescription lenses.
13. Dean owns no leather vests.
14. Dean wouldn’t be caught dead in jean shorts.
15. Dean has a skincare routine.
16. Dean’s head isn’t shaved.
17. Dean has a gentle smile.
18. Dean’s most extreme outfit is a Hawaiian shirt.
19. Dean doesn’t walk like he’s ready to fight a bear.
20. Dean moisturizes.
21. Dean does not say "Austin 3:16."
22. Dean has never yelled, “Give me a hell yeah!”
23. Dean gives speeches with PowerPoint.
24. Dean avoids profanity.
25. Dean’s favorite word is “collaboration.”
26. Dean says “interesting perspective” instead of yelling.
27. Dean once ended a debate by offering tea.
28. Dean doesn’t cut promos. He gives presentations.
29. Dean's catchphrase is “Let’s circle back.”
30. Dean listens more than he talks.
31. Dean does yoga, not wrestling.
32. Dean is vegan.
33. Dean drives a Prius.
34. Dean composts.
35. Dean plays Wordle.
36. Dean has never body-slammed anyone (intentionally).
37. Dean prefers chess over cage matches.
38. Dean drinks herbal tea before bed.
39. Dean is a morning person.
40. Dean subscribes to National Geographic.
41. Dean collects rare books.
42. Dean plays acoustic guitar, not air guitar.
43. Dean paints landscapes.
44. Dean volunteers at the animal shelter.
45. Dean bakes sourdough bread.
46. Dean does not watch Monday Night Raw.
47. Dean builds puzzles.
48. Dean bird-watches on Sundays.
49. Dean writes poetry.
50. Dean doesn’t have a podcast about wrestling. Yet.
51. Dean is in HR.
52. Dean uses Excel more than elbow drops.
53. Dean has never been in a steel cage match.
54. Dean once led a team-building exercise titled “Trust Fall Fiesta.”
55. Dean’s fight record is 0-0.
56. Dean shops at Whole Foods, not suplex opponents.
57. Dean doesn’t do chair shots — he assembles chairs.
58. Dean once used “wrestling” as a metaphor in therapy.
59. Dean took a sick day for emotional processing.
60. Dean says “let’s de-escalate.”
61. Dean uses Slack reactions, not Stone Cold Stunners.
62. Dean doesn't cuss out referees.
63. Dean once tried to settle a feud with cupcakes.
64. Dean owns a Kindle.
65. Dean meditates daily.
66. Dean has a rewards card at a bookstore.
67. Dean wears socks with sandals.
68. Dean is more of a podcast guy.
69. Dean eats hummus with a spoon.
70. Dean has never entered to glass shattering.
71. Dean’s idea of rebellion is forgetting to water his plants.
72. Dean doesn’t flip off the crowd — he waves.
73. Dean once emailed his feelings.
74. Dean has a standing desk.
75. Dean’s most aggressive move is unsubscribing.
76. Dean gets excited about documentaries.
77. Dean once brought a Power Bar to a potluck.
78. Dean prefers affirmations over aggression.
79. Dean organizes his books by theme.
80. Dean said “no” to caffeine after 3pm.
81. Dean doesn’t yell “What?!” during meetings.
82. Dean has a pet turtle named Peace.
83. Dean wears bike shorts — to bike.
84. Dean skips leg day — to go to pottery class.
85. Dean cheers during wrestling — from the couch.
86. Dean refers to conflict as “misalignment of energy.”
87. Dean makes playlists titled “Gentle Mornings.”
88. Dean once called a heel turn “concerning behavior.”
89. Dean doesn’t throw down — he sits down to talk.
90. Dean sends calendar invites to hang out.
91. Dean once knit a scarf instead of throwing hands.
92. Dean cried during a Pixar movie and wrote about it.
93. Dean prefers books with minimal conflict.
94. Dean owns a Himalayan salt lamp.
95. Dean drinks sparkling water with a paper straw.
96. Dean uses coasters religiously.
97. Dean says “let’s pivot” instead of “let’s fight.”
98. Dean’s catchphrase is “no worries if not!”
99. Dean doesn’t tap out — he just logs off.
100. Dean... is just Dean.

@Dean this guy knows you better than you