why do birds freeze mid air when you look at them

[twinkdestroyer]

No seriously. watch a bird next time, It’s all jumpy and glitchy until you make eye contact, then freeze. like Windows XP trying to load your gaze. you ever seen a pigeon blink? Exactly.

when they're flying, they aren't really migrating somewhere, they're going for maintenance

 

[rovea]

I don’t go outside , any way to see birds in my mom basement ?

 

[Nbernical]

U can train crows to hunt down the pigeons (Mossad drones)

 

[twinkdestroyer]

U can train crows to hunt down the pigeons (Mossad drones)

crows definitely work for somebody too. way too smart. you think it’s cute that they bring people shiny stuff? that’s payment. that’s rent. they’re on payroll.

 

[rovea]

crows definitely work for somebody too. way too smart. you think it’s cute that they bring people shiny stuff? that’s payment. that’s rent. they’re on payroll.

n***a what that ? Why you typing like a nerdy boi

 

[Nbernical]

n***a what that ? Why you typing like a nerdy boi

@Night dumb it down or people might think this forum is semi intelligent

 

[twinkdestroyer]

n***a what that ? Why you typing like a nerdy boi

maybe this is who I was after all, I am awake and asleep at the same time.

 

[rovea]

@Night dumb it down or people might think this forum is semi intelligent

No one will think that after seeing my posts