why do birds freeze mid air when you look at them

[Deleted Member 108588]

No seriously. watch a bird next time, It’s all jumpy and glitchy until you make eye contact, then freeze. like Windows XP trying to load your gaze. you ever seen a pigeon blink? Exactly.

when they're flying, they aren't really migrating somewhere, they're going for maintenance

 

[Deleted Member 80538]

I don’t go outside , any way to see birds in my mom basement ?

 

[Nbernical]

U can train crows to hunt down the pigeons (Mossad drones)

 

[Deleted Member 108588]

U can train crows to hunt down the pigeons (Mossad drones)

crows definitely work for somebody too. way too smart. you think it’s cute that they bring people shiny stuff? that’s payment. that’s rent. they’re on payroll.

 

[Deleted Member 80538]

crows definitely work for somebody too. way too smart. you think it’s cute that they bring people shiny stuff? that’s payment. that’s rent. they’re on payroll.

n***a what that ? Why you typing like a nerdy boi

 

[Nbernical]

n***a what that ? Why you typing like a nerdy boi

@Night dumb it down or people might think this forum is semi intelligent

 

[Deleted Member 108588]

n***a what that ? Why you typing like a nerdy boi

maybe this is who I was after all, I am awake and asleep at the same time.

 

[Deleted Member 80538]

@Night dumb it down or people might think this forum is semi intelligent

No one will think that after seeing my posts