Why give gali

[Deleted Member 73529]

Gaali mat do bhai, gaali dena bohat bada gunaah hai. kisi ko gaali dena achi baat nhi warna iss gunah ke liye narg mein jalna padega,kisi ko gaali dekr kyu apni zubaan khatab krlete ho,kya milta hai gaali dekr ,mene apko kuch bola bhi nhi aur aap maa ka bhosda bol diye aur bhai bhi bol rahe hain,mene kya kiya tha apko jo apne mujhe maa ka Bhosda keh ke gaali diye,kisi ko bhi bina wajah mat do bhai,agar koi kuch galat bhi kare toh usko pyaar se samjhao lekin gaali mat do gaali dene se humari buddhi kamzor hojati hai aur isi ke kaaran humari sonch choti hoti jaa rahi hai koi bhi kabhi bhi kisi ko bhi kuch bhi keh kr gaali de raha yeh bohat galat hai bhai ab pata nhi apki gaali dekh kar aur kitne log seekhenge aur kitne log gunaah karenge,meri aapse darkwast hai aap please kisi ko gaali na de,meri baat buri lagi ho toh maaf karden,me umeed karta hoon aapko meri baatein samajh ayi hogi,ek bar phir kehta hoon mere pyaare bhai, kabhi kisi ko gaali na diya kro, uski bhi maa behen hoti hai kisi ko bhi gaali sunna acha nhi lagta,Ab se say no to abuse,jai

 

[geneticCage]

Dirty language

 

[Deleted Member 73529]

Dirty language

I invite you to visit my great nation and see for yourself what it was BEFORE YOU MOTHERFUCKING BURGLARS LOOTED IT. You double crossing snakes left us in poverty. You think you magically became an advanced civilization brimming with technological marvels? I'm not asking you. There's no room for your worthless opinion. The answer is FUCK NO. Almost everything that separates you from a monkey originated in Maha Bharatha. Can you even begin to comprehend the depth of that sentence? I guess not, Average Joe. If I have to make it into a list, I'll have to publish a book. So yeah. Point at me in public. Tell the world I'm an Indian. There's nothing that makes me more proud. If you can't respect this great nation, it shows who you are. You can't bring India down. I'm the newest product from the world's oldest and most experienced company. I will crush you with my left foot so hard, even the vultures wont be able to scavenge your flesh.

 

[Penalizer69]

My fav troll tbh keep it up!

 

[geneticCage]

I invite you to visit my great nation and see for yourself what it was BEFORE YOU MOTHERFUCKING BURGLARS LOOTED IT. You double crossing snakes left us in poverty. You think you magically became an advanced civilization brimming with technological marvels? I'm not asking you. There's no room for your worthless opinion. The answer is FUCK NO. Almost everything that separates you from a monkey originated in Maha Bharatha. Can you even begin to comprehend the depth of that sentence? I guess not, Average Joe. If I have to make it into a list, I'll have to publish a book. So yeah. Point at me in public. Tell the world I'm an Indian. There's nothing that makes me more proud. If you can't respect this great nation, it shows who you are. You can't bring India down. I'm the newest product from the world's oldest and most experienced company. I will crush you with my left foot so hard, even the vultures wont be able to scavenge your flesh.

The only thing indians are good at is chess bro

 

[Deleted Member 73529]

The only thing indians are good at is chess bro

Each and everything on your deckstop has been taken by the hackers at this unknown IP. In order to get your files back and delete this wirus, hold the windows and press the letter R, R as in Romeo. Then type dablu dablu dablu DOT madarchod dot com and you will then need to purchase our protection package which is $499 for 1 year ok? After you purchase our protection for $999 we will delete the hackers and you will get your files back. If you do not purchase our protection in the next 3 days then syskey will run and the hackers will delete your pc.

 

[geneticCage]

Each and everything on your deckstop has been taken by the hackers at this unknown IP. In order to get your files back and delete this wirus, hold the windows and press the letter R, R as in Romeo. Then type dablu dablu dablu DOT madarchod dot com and you will then need to purchase our protection package which is $499 for 1 year ok? After you purchase our protection for $999 we will delete the hackers and you will get your files back. If you do not purchase our protection in the next 3 days then syskey will run and the hackers will delete your pc.

My motherboard is broken right now how did you attack my desktop bluetooth

 

[MoggerKing11]

I invite you to visit my great nation and see for yourself what it was BEFORE YOU MOTHERFUCKING BURGLARS LOOTED IT. You double crossing snakes left us in poverty. You think you magically became an advanced civilization brimming with technological marvels? I'm not asking you. There's no room for your worthless opinion. The answer is FUCK NO. Almost everything that separates you from a monkey originated in Maha Bharatha. Can you even begin to comprehend the depth of that sentence? I guess not, Average Joe. If I have to make it into a list, I'll have to publish a book. So yeah. Point at me in public. Tell the world I'm an Indian. There's nothing that makes me more proud. If you can't respect this great nation, it shows who you are. You can't bring India down. I'm the newest product from the world's oldest and most experienced company. I will crush you with my left foot so hard, even the vultures wont be able to scavenge your flesh.

bhaijan desi surpremacy indo aryan 100%
dont forget our ancestor indo aryan yamnaya conquered eurocucks and fucked their wifes muhahahaha we are superior breed dont forget bhai

 

[Deleted Member 73529]

My motherboard is broken right now how did you attack my desktop bluetooth

Spoiler: thank you for calling tech support fuck off

[21:16:09 INFO]: <carcal2> critical alert from microsoft

[21:16:16 INFO]: <carcal2> microsoft is going out of business

[21:16:24 INFO]: <carcal2> call this number claim your free copy of windows

[21:16:24 INFO]: <09sonicfan> good

[21:16:32 INFO]: <09sonicfan> ok what number

[21:16:40 INFO]: <carcal2> 1800-180-1800

[21:16:54 INFO]: <09sonicfan> ok siri, call 1800-180-1800

[21:17:03 INFO]: <09sonicfan> beeeeeep gudu gudu kccchhhhhh

[21:17:12 INFO]: <09sonicfan> thats the sound of me connecting

[21:17:18 INFO]: <carcal2> ah

[21:17:24 INFO]: <09sonicfan> beeeeep gudu gada zzzzzappp kccch

[21:17:25 INFO]: <carcal2> hello thank u for calling microsof

[21:17:37 INFO]: <carcal2> please confirm your your social security number

[21:17:50 INFO]: <09sonicfan> hello yes i want the micro soft sheets and comforter set

[21:18:00 INFO]: <carcal2> yes I can help with that

[21:18:07 INFO]: <carcal2> please go to teamviewer.net/34123145

[21:18:19 INFO]: <carcal2> and open a connection to our servers

[21:18:37 INFO]: <carcal2> then you can download your microsoft conforter and sheet set with bonus pillow

[21:18:43 INFO]: <09sonicfan> beeeeeeeeeeeeeep ckckckckchhhhk chk chk clunk kerclap kerchunk vrrrmmmmmm

[21:18:45 INFO]: <09sonicfan> thats my dial up

[21:19:02 INFO]: <carcal2> very good now that we are connected please log into your bank account

[21:19:03 INFO]: <09sonicfan> its still loading

[21:19:10 INFO]: <carcal2> oh okay

[21:19:29 INFO]: <09sonicfan> beeeeeeeep e er e er ruuuuuum blop blip yaaaaaaaaaa

[21:19:44 INFO]: <09sonicfan> ok the site loaded

[21:19:48 INFO]: <09sonicfan> i will type my password

[21:19:53 INFO]: <carcal2> thanks

[21:20:01 INFO]: <carcal2> don't worry I will only see ******

[21:20:07 INFO]: <09sonicfan> username: MLPlover6999

[21:20:18 INFO]: <09sonicfan> password: cloppingfanatic2

[21:20:32 INFO]: <carcal2> very good

[21:20:52 INFO]: <carcal2> please send certified check to india to recieve your free gift

[21:20:58 INFO]: <carcal2> don't worry we will send you the money back

[21:21:01 INFO]: <09sonicfan> i ran out of checks

[21:21:06 INFO]: <09sonicfan> can i send google play gift cards

[21:21:08 INFO]: <carcal2> only $500

[21:21:13 INFO]: <carcal2> yes that would work

[21:21:25 INFO]: <09sonicfan> ok let me go get $5 of google play gift cards from my local BP

[21:21:34 INFO]: <carcal2> we accept google play and pizza hut

[21:22:01 INFO]: <09sonicfan> walk walk walk opens door shifting around into seat, kachink verververver verververver: ververver

[21:22:04 INFO]: <09sonicfan> my car wont start

[21:22:19 INFO]: <carcal2> try to hit the starter with a scredriver

[21:22:37 INFO]: <09sonicfan> shift shift shuffle "eaugh" snap

[21:22:40 INFO]: <09sonicfan> i broke my back

[21:22:53 INFO]: <carcal2> don't worry we will cover you with our insurance

[21:23:04 INFO]: <carcal2> please log into your bank account so we can add our insurance

[21:23:30 INFO]: <09sonicfan> crumble crumble slam clank clank clank clank shuffle shuffle kachink ververververver vroooooom beep beep

[21:23:38 INFO]: <09sonicfan> i am out of gas

[21:23:46 INFO]: <carcal2> take the bus

[21:23:51 INFO]: <09sonicfan> good thinkg i am going to a gas station

[21:24:01 INFO]: <09sonicfan> click click click beep beep beep

[21:24:05 INFO]: <09sonicfan> i drive an industrial van

[21:24:13 INFO]: <09sonicfan> beeep beeeep beeeep beeeep beeeep

[21:24:18 INFO]: <09sonicfan> nyoooooom nyooooom

[21:24:23 INFO]: <09sonicfan> traffick is busy today

[21:24:29 INFO]: <carcal2> run the lights

[21:24:31 INFO]: <carcal2> go go go go

[21:24:35 INFO]: <carcal2> big vrooooooooom

[21:24:47 INFO]: <09sonicfan> vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooom eeeeearrrkkkkkkkk crash scream kabloom

[21:24:52 INFO]: <09sonicfan> i have arrived at BP

[21:25:07 INFO]: <carcal2> hi welcome to bp how can I help you

[21:25:15 INFO]: <09sonicfan> i am still in the parking lot

[21:25:19 INFO]: <carcal2> yes

[21:25:21 INFO]: <carcal2> so am I

[21:25:24 INFO]: <09sonicfan> why are you yelling to me

[21:25:29 INFO]: <09sonicfan> i am trying to get gas

[21:25:32 INFO]: <carcal2> welcome to bp

[21:25:39 INFO]: <carcal2> would you like some gas

[21:25:43 INFO]: <carcal2> we have gas

[21:25:49 INFO]: <carcal2> what flavor?

[21:26:06 INFO]: <09sonicfan> clink beep would you like prepay or pay at pump?: beep beep would you like a receipt: no thanks commie

[21:26:29 INFO]: <09sonicfan> glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug

[21:27:08 INFO]: <09sonicfan> slam hissssss

[21:27:14 INFO]: <09sonicfan> my gas tank fell out

[21:27:27 INFO]: <09sonicfan> ok time to pay

[21:27:27 INFO]: <carcal2> sir your gas tank fell out

[21:27:37 INFO]: <09sonicfan> here is $10 i would like a google play card too

[21:27:46 INFO]: <carcal2> We don't sell google play cards

[21:27:50 INFO]: <carcal2> only pizza hut cards

[21:28:00 INFO]: <09sonicfan> sorry im lack toes and taller ants

[21:28:03 INFO]: <carcal2> also your gas is 24$

[21:28:12 INFO]: <09sonicfan> do you take google play cards

[21:28:17 INFO]: <carcal2> yes

[21:28:21 INFO]: <09sonicfan> ok heres a $500 one

[21:28:24 INFO]: <carcal2> thank you

[21:28:25 INFO]: <09sonicfan> keep the change

[21:28:32 INFO]: <carcal2> now you have to pay for your gas

[21:28:38 INFO]: <carcal2> but thanks for the card

[21:28:41 INFO]: <09sonicfan> ok tech support are you there

[21:28:47 INFO]: <09sonicfan> they dont sell google play cards

[21:28:51 INFO]: <carcal2> hello yes this is tech support

[21:28:58 INFO]: <carcal2> do they sell pizza hut cards?

[21:29:01 INFO]: <09sonicfan> they only sell lottery tickets

[21:29:14 INFO]: <carcal2> okay buy them until you find a winner

[21:29:18 INFO]: <09sonicfan> ok

[21:29:23 INFO]: <09sonicfan> hello uncle BP

[21:29:29 INFO]: <carcal2> hello I am bp

[21:29:32 INFO]: <09sonicfan> i would like 3 lottery cards

[21:29:44 INFO]: <09sonicfan> only winners please

[21:30:01 INFO]: <carcal2> okay would you like big money chungus, finger time luck, or big nickle dickles?

[21:30:07 INFO]: <09sonicfan> yes

[21:30:16 INFO]: <carcal2> okay 1 of each here you go

[21:30:20 INFO]: <carcal2> 20 dollar

[21:30:26 INFO]: <09sonicfan> ill pay you when i win

[21:30:34 INFO]: <carcal2> okay sounds legit

[21:30:44 INFO]: <09sonicfan> scratch scratch scratch wow i won 1 million dollars on each one

[21:30:48 INFO]: <09sonicfan> here is your $20

[21:30:56 INFO]: <09sonicfan> hello tech support are you there

[21:30:56 INFO]: <carcal2> sir you one 3 dollar

[21:31:14 INFO]: <carcal2> yes this is tech support please read the 1 million dollars

[21:31:21 INFO]: <09sonicfan> i won 3 million dollars

[21:31:27 INFO]: <09sonicfan> im going to buy a new pc instead

[21:31:32 INFO]: <09sonicfan> thanks for the help

[21:31:37 INFO]: <carcal2> okay please read numbers and we can send pc

[21:31:41 INFO]: <09sonicfan> boop boop boop

[21:31:43 INFO]: <09sonicfan> i hung up

[21:31:48 INFO]: <carcal2> DAMNIT

[21:31:53 INFO]: <carcal2> NO FOOD TONIGHT SHAQUISHA

[21:32:09 INFO]: <09sonicfan> click foom

[21:32:15 INFO]: <09sonicfan> time to light a ciggy

[21:32:18 INFO]: <09sonicfan> kaboom

[21:32:23 INFO]: <09sonicfan> bp explodes from the gas leak

[21:32:28 INFO]: <09sonicfan> the end

 

[geneticCage]

Spoiler: thank you for calling tech support fuck off

[21:16:09 INFO]: <carcal2> critical alert from microsoft

[21:16:16 INFO]: <carcal2> microsoft is going out of business

[21:16:24 INFO]: <carcal2> call this number claim your free copy of windows

[21:16:24 INFO]: <09sonicfan> good

[21:16:32 INFO]: <09sonicfan> ok what number

[21:16:40 INFO]: <carcal2> 1800-180-1800

[21:16:54 INFO]: <09sonicfan> ok siri, call 1800-180-1800

[21:17:03 INFO]: <09sonicfan> beeeeeep gudu gudu kccchhhhhh

[21:17:12 INFO]: <09sonicfan> thats the sound of me connecting

[21:17:18 INFO]: <carcal2> ah

[21:17:24 INFO]: <09sonicfan> beeeeep gudu gada zzzzzappp kccch

[21:17:25 INFO]: <carcal2> hello thank u for calling microsof

[21:17:37 INFO]: <carcal2> please confirm your your social security number

[21:17:50 INFO]: <09sonicfan> hello yes i want the micro soft sheets and comforter set

[21:18:00 INFO]: <carcal2> yes I can help with that

[21:18:07 INFO]: <carcal2> please go to teamviewer.net/34123145

[21:18:19 INFO]: <carcal2> and open a connection to our servers

[21:18:37 INFO]: <carcal2> then you can download your microsoft conforter and sheet set with bonus pillow

[21:18:43 INFO]: <09sonicfan> beeeeeeeeeeeeeep ckckckckchhhhk chk chk clunk kerclap kerchunk vrrrmmmmmm

[21:18:45 INFO]: <09sonicfan> thats my dial up

[21:19:02 INFO]: <carcal2> very good now that we are connected please log into your bank account

[21:19:03 INFO]: <09sonicfan> its still loading

[21:19:10 INFO]: <carcal2> oh okay

[21:19:29 INFO]: <09sonicfan> beeeeeeeep e er e er ruuuuuum blop blip yaaaaaaaaaa

[21:19:44 INFO]: <09sonicfan> ok the site loaded

[21:19:48 INFO]: <09sonicfan> i will type my password

[21:19:53 INFO]: <carcal2> thanks

[21:20:01 INFO]: <carcal2> don't worry I will only see ******

[21:20:07 INFO]: <09sonicfan> username: MLPlover6999

[21:20:18 INFO]: <09sonicfan> password: cloppingfanatic2

[21:20:32 INFO]: <carcal2> very good

[21:20:52 INFO]: <carcal2> please send certified check to india to recieve your free gift

[21:20:58 INFO]: <carcal2> don't worry we will send you the money back

[21:21:01 INFO]: <09sonicfan> i ran out of checks

[21:21:06 INFO]: <09sonicfan> can i send google play gift cards

[21:21:08 INFO]: <carcal2> only $500

[21:21:13 INFO]: <carcal2> yes that would work

[21:21:25 INFO]: <09sonicfan> ok let me go get $5 of google play gift cards from my local BP

[21:21:34 INFO]: <carcal2> we accept google play and pizza hut

[21:22:01 INFO]: <09sonicfan> walk walk walk opens door shifting around into seat, kachink verververver verververver: ververver

[21:22:04 INFO]: <09sonicfan> my car wont start

[21:22:19 INFO]: <carcal2> try to hit the starter with a scredriver

[21:22:37 INFO]: <09sonicfan> shift shift shuffle "eaugh" snap

[21:22:40 INFO]: <09sonicfan> i broke my back

[21:22:53 INFO]: <carcal2> don't worry we will cover you with our insurance

[21:23:04 INFO]: <carcal2> please log into your bank account so we can add our insurance

[21:23:30 INFO]: <09sonicfan> crumble crumble slam clank clank clank clank shuffle shuffle kachink ververververver vroooooom beep beep

[21:23:38 INFO]: <09sonicfan> i am out of gas

[21:23:46 INFO]: <carcal2> take the bus

[21:23:51 INFO]: <09sonicfan> good thinkg i am going to a gas station

[21:24:01 INFO]: <09sonicfan> click click click beep beep beep

[21:24:05 INFO]: <09sonicfan> i drive an industrial van

[21:24:13 INFO]: <09sonicfan> beeep beeeep beeeep beeeep beeeep

[21:24:18 INFO]: <09sonicfan> nyoooooom nyooooom

[21:24:23 INFO]: <09sonicfan> traffick is busy today

[21:24:29 INFO]: <carcal2> run the lights

[21:24:31 INFO]: <carcal2> go go go go

[21:24:35 INFO]: <carcal2> big vrooooooooom

[21:24:47 INFO]: <09sonicfan> vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooom eeeeearrrkkkkkkkk crash scream kabloom

[21:24:52 INFO]: <09sonicfan> i have arrived at BP

[21:25:07 INFO]: <carcal2> hi welcome to bp how can I help you

[21:25:15 INFO]: <09sonicfan> i am still in the parking lot

[21:25:19 INFO]: <carcal2> yes

[21:25:21 INFO]: <carcal2> so am I

[21:25:24 INFO]: <09sonicfan> why are you yelling to me

[21:25:29 INFO]: <09sonicfan> i am trying to get gas

[21:25:32 INFO]: <carcal2> welcome to bp

[21:25:39 INFO]: <carcal2> would you like some gas

[21:25:43 INFO]: <carcal2> we have gas

[21:25:49 INFO]: <carcal2> what flavor?

[21:26:06 INFO]: <09sonicfan> clink beep would you like prepay or pay at pump?: beep beep would you like a receipt: no thanks commie

[21:26:29 INFO]: <09sonicfan> glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug

[21:27:08 INFO]: <09sonicfan> slam hissssss

[21:27:14 INFO]: <09sonicfan> my gas tank fell out

[21:27:27 INFO]: <09sonicfan> ok time to pay

[21:27:27 INFO]: <carcal2> sir your gas tank fell out

[21:27:37 INFO]: <09sonicfan> here is $10 i would like a google play card too

[21:27:46 INFO]: <carcal2> We don't sell google play cards

[21:27:50 INFO]: <carcal2> only pizza hut cards

[21:28:00 INFO]: <09sonicfan> sorry im lack toes and taller ants

[21:28:03 INFO]: <carcal2> also your gas is 24$

[21:28:12 INFO]: <09sonicfan> do you take google play cards

[21:28:17 INFO]: <carcal2> yes

[21:28:21 INFO]: <09sonicfan> ok heres a $500 one

[21:28:24 INFO]: <carcal2> thank you

[21:28:25 INFO]: <09sonicfan> keep the change

[21:28:32 INFO]: <carcal2> now you have to pay for your gas

[21:28:38 INFO]: <carcal2> but thanks for the card

[21:28:41 INFO]: <09sonicfan> ok tech support are you there

[21:28:47 INFO]: <09sonicfan> they dont sell google play cards

[21:28:51 INFO]: <carcal2> hello yes this is tech support

[21:28:58 INFO]: <carcal2> do they sell pizza hut cards?

[21:29:01 INFO]: <09sonicfan> they only sell lottery tickets

[21:29:14 INFO]: <carcal2> okay buy them until you find a winner

[21:29:18 INFO]: <09sonicfan> ok

[21:29:23 INFO]: <09sonicfan> hello uncle BP

[21:29:29 INFO]: <carcal2> hello I am bp

[21:29:32 INFO]: <09sonicfan> i would like 3 lottery cards

[21:29:44 INFO]: <09sonicfan> only winners please

[21:30:01 INFO]: <carcal2> okay would you like big money chungus, finger time luck, or big nickle dickles?

[21:30:07 INFO]: <09sonicfan> yes

[21:30:16 INFO]: <carcal2> okay 1 of each here you go

[21:30:20 INFO]: <carcal2> 20 dollar

[21:30:26 INFO]: <09sonicfan> ill pay you when i win

[21:30:34 INFO]: <carcal2> okay sounds legit

[21:30:44 INFO]: <09sonicfan> scratch scratch scratch wow i won 1 million dollars on each one

[21:30:48 INFO]: <09sonicfan> here is your $20

[21:30:56 INFO]: <09sonicfan> hello tech support are you there

[21:30:56 INFO]: <carcal2> sir you one 3 dollar

[21:31:14 INFO]: <carcal2> yes this is tech support please read the 1 million dollars

[21:31:21 INFO]: <09sonicfan> i won 3 million dollars

[21:31:27 INFO]: <09sonicfan> im going to buy a new pc instead

[21:31:32 INFO]: <09sonicfan> thanks for the help

[21:31:37 INFO]: <carcal2> okay please read numbers and we can send pc

[21:31:41 INFO]: <09sonicfan> boop boop boop

[21:31:43 INFO]: <09sonicfan> i hung up

[21:31:48 INFO]: <carcal2> DAMNIT

[21:31:53 INFO]: <carcal2> NO FOOD TONIGHT SHAQUISHA

[21:32:09 INFO]: <09sonicfan> click foom

[21:32:15 INFO]: <09sonicfan> time to light a ciggy

[21:32:18 INFO]: <09sonicfan> kaboom

[21:32:23 INFO]: <09sonicfan> bp explodes from the gas leak

[21:32:28 INFO]: <09sonicfan> the end

Dnr too long tldr maybe?

 

[Deleted Member 73529]

bhaijan desi surpremacy indo aryan 100%
dont forget our ancestor indo aryan yamnaya conquered eurocucks and fucked their wifes muhahahaha we are superior breed dont forget bhai
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Grape. When I will grow up I will be a pilot and save India and destroy porkistan.

 

[MoggerKing11]

Grape. When I will grow up I will be a pilot and save India and destroy porkistan.

saar i am from now on hindu dindu pakistan. I want pakistan to be part of greater bharat. please accept us saar. lets conquer kanglu poopladesh together. as punishment for my porkistani ancestor sins pls make me untouchable dalit for 7 generations please saarrrr i always secretly loved ghandi pls we indian and pakistanis need to have gay sex wow

 

[Deleted Member 73529]

saar i am from now on hindu dindu pakistan. I want pakistan to be part of greater bharat. please accept us saar. lets conquer kanglu poopladesh together. as punishment for my porkistani ancestor sins pls make me untouchable dalit for 7 generations please saarrrr i always secretly loved ghandi pls we indian and pakistanis need to have gay sex wow

say gex