WHY is my mom always working so late

[splanky]

sigh
how do i cope with this
i miss my mom
it’s 5:51 pm i haven’t seen her since last night

 

[Unkown tea maker]

sigh
how do i cope with this
i miss my mom
it’s 5:51 pm i haven’t seen her since last night

Probably cuz she’s providing for ur bum ahh just jokes I love everyone

 

[Trevor]

Uhhh idk
Just be sufficient with yourself

 

[mus]

sigh
how do i cope with this
i miss my mom
it’s 5:51 pm i haven’t seen her since last night

aww
so cute
shes earning bread for u niglet

 

[splanky]

aww
so cute
shes earning bread for u niglet

stop calling me that i told you so many times already

 

[mus]

stop calling me that i told you so many times already

but niglet is cute
alr what should i call you

 

[splanky]

but niglet is cute
alr what should i call you

that is NOT cute at all what is wrong with you
call me literally anything else

 

[mus]

that is NOT cute at all what is wrong with you
call me literally anything else

choose something
this is a one time opportunity

 

[Away]

sigh
how do i cope with this
i miss my mom
it’s 5:51 pm i haven’t seen her since last night

this would maybe be cute if you were 12, you do not seem 12. IN A NON-EPSTEIN WAY

 

[mus]

this would maybe be cute if you were 12, you do not seem 12.

shat if shes 12

 

[splanky]

choose something
this is a one time opportunity

call me baby………..
haha
@Abi im killing myself

 

[splanky]

this would maybe be cute if you were 12, you do not seem 12. IN A NON-EPSTEIN WAY

shat if shes 12

right

 

[Deleted Member 111657]

call me baby………..
haha
@Abi im killing myself

Ewww gf

 

[splanky]

Ewww gf

i’m sorry mom i had to im sorry
was it at least a little bit funny
WAIT NO I SHOULDVE SAID MOMMY
sigh wasted opportunities

 

[Away]

shat if shes 12

Then I'd call you a diddenblutten or some such, how old are you two anyways?

 

[Deleted Member 111657]

i’m sorry mom i had to im sorry
was it at least a little bit funny
WAIT NO I SHOULDVE SAID MOMMY
sigh wasted opportunities

Splank…

 

[splanky]

Splank…

IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY

 

[Unkown tea maker]

I thinks she’s 15 holy unc btw

 

[Unkown tea maker]

IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY

How about spunk

 

[mus]

call me baby………..
haha
@Abi im killing myself

even in public?

 

[splanky]

I thinks she’s 15 holy unc btw

i’m not unc stop

How about spunk

what

 

[Unkown tea maker]

i’m not unc stop

what

Spunk is ur new nickname u even agreed also ur unc

 

[Unkown tea maker]

Splanky mixed with unc

 

[mus]

Then I'd call you a diddenblutten or some such, how old are you two anyways?

she recently turned 13, im 34 but still feel like im 15

 

[splanky]

even in public?

sigh i’ve never been a cornball like this before
@Abi how do i respond to this without making myself seem cornier

Spunk is ur new nickname u even agreed also ur unc

STOPSTOPSTOP IM YOUNG I PROMISE IM YOUND

 

[Away]

she recently turned 13, im 34 but still feel like im 15

you're only 34teen its all G, also wtf is she doing here at 13?

 

[Unkown tea maker]

sigh i’ve never been a cornball like this before
@Abi how do i respond to this without making myself seem cornier

STOPSTOPSTOP IM YOUNG I PROMISE IM YOUND

I’m younger than u spunk

 

[victorique]

call me baby………..
haha
@Abi im killing myself

@muscipla she is young

 

[splanky]

I’m younger than u spunk

bleh i miss being 14

 

[Deleted Member 111657]

sigh i’ve never been a cornball like this before
@Abi how do i respond to this without making myself seem cornier

STOPSTOPSTOP IM YOUNG I PROMISE IM YOUND

Girl… take it to pms pookie

 

[mus]

sigh i’ve never been a cornball like this before
@Abi how do i respond to this without making myself seem cornier

its alr
tagging abi every sentence

 

[splanky]

@muscipla she is young

hi what does this mean
i’m scared for my life
why did i start this
gah

 

[Unkown tea maker]

bleh i miss being 14

Ik never be 14 again btw

 

[mus]

you're only 34teen its all G, also wtf is she doing here at 13?

none of my business tbh
as long as she supplies me its alr

 

[mus]

@muscipla she is young

huh
what

 

[Away]

im 15

 

[splanky]

its alr
tagging abi every sentence

stop saying it’s alright i don’t like it pls
and what r u going to call me
pls
@Abi what’s my next move
@Abi i need some guidance
@Abi can you please think for me i’m a r****d
@Abi do you think i’m retarded be honest

 

[victorique]

huh
what

you are 34 G

 

[mus]

stop saying it’s alright i don’t like it pls
and what r u going to call me
pls
@Abi what’s my next move
@Abi i need some guidance
@Abi can you please think for me i’m a r****d
@Abi do you think i’m retarded be honest

its a dilemma
i dont wish to e date publically

 

[Deleted Member 111657]

stop saying it’s alright i don’t like it pls
and what r u going to call me
pls
@Abi what’s my next move
@Abi i need some guidance
@Abi can you please think for me i’m a r****d
@Abi do you think i’m retarded be honest

I love u bro

 

[mus]

you are 34 G

but mentally im 15? age is just a number after all, shes mature aswell

 

[splanky]

you are 34 G

wait there’s this guy who’s ACTUALLY 34 on here and kept pming me idk if he’s banned though i should probably check on that
and it was when i was 14 too jfl

 

[Away]

ACTUALLY 34 on here and kept pming me idk if he’s banned

nah im not banned yet, im only 57teen years young

 

[victorique]

wait there’s this guy who’s ACTUALLY 34 on here and kept pming me idk if he’s banned though i should probably check on that
and it was when i was 14 too jfl

and he wanted to become your onlyfan manager

 

[splanky]

its a dilemma
i dont wish to e date publically

okay same okay cool okay @Abi what would u do in this situation

 

[Aryy]

publically

 

[Deleted Member 111657]

okay same okay cool okay @Abi what would u do in this situation

Find a better man

 

[splanky]

and he wanted to become your onlyfan manager

no that was a different one

 

[mus]

no that was a different one

that was me

 

[hersheykiss]

what am i witnessing here