First, idk if it's just sarcasm or you're serious, but the way you describe your ideal partner you just set yourself for disaster.
Any guy decently tall, gl, charming, attractive man is gonna get IOIs from girls, like you're gonna get IOIs from boys, it's natural it's the human mating strategy.
The only trait you should seek for is loyalty. E.g. if Chad is 200% loyal to you, you shouldn't give a flying fuck about other girls, they can look but
can't touch it.
Second, you said chopped. You should always settle for a guy you find physically, sexually and emotionally attractive, or you'll just start to be repulsed and hate that guy overtime, and he'll feel it, that you find him ugly. It's the ideal scenario for a guy to get hid heart broken and start to act single.
Third, and you'll see that once you'll grow up and gain maturity, that you'll be utterly disgusted to have a man with no job, no social life, interests, hobbies and passions outside of discord and video games. For the simple reason that you'll be the sole carrier of his social life and it will be draining.
And fourth, for the internet... you have internet and social medias so why not him ? Hypocrite !!

