Why you need to liemax

[trueceljester]

Lying can get you out of crazy situations if you're a good liar, this is a lying guide

1.when lying, don't sound desperate, scared or anxious, try seem confident

2.keep calm and make mental notes of your lie and think about how you can fake shit so u can make the lie more believable

3.don't apologise, apologies make it seem like you admitted to lying

4.if its gonna be a lie you'll keep for long term, you need to plan out different questions and give believeable Answers to all of them, most people fail here, they're shit at making stories to support their lie, they usually let emotions take over, shoot themselves in the foot or make it sound unconvincing

5.if people don't believe you, don't insist w the lie

 

[Deleted Member 92677]

always lie

 

[trueceljester]

always lie

I'm a d1 liar

 

[rickydickydoodahgrimes]

Lying can get you out of crazy situations if you're a good liar, this is a lying guide

1.when lying, don't sound desperate, scared or anxious, try seem confident

2.keep calm and make mental notes of your lie and think about how you can fake shit so u can make the lie more believable

3.don't apologise, apologies make it seem like you admitted to lying

4.if its gonna be a lie you'll keep for long term, you need to plan out different questions and give believeable Answers to all of them, most people fail here, they're shit at making stories to support their lie, they usually let emotions take over, shoot themselves in the foot or make it sound unconvincing

5.if people don't believe you, don't insist w the lie

my ex is taking mad notes here i can feel it

 

[𐲀 𐲢 𐲠 𐲀 𐲇 𐲰]

this is so Machiavellic

 

[trueceljester]

this is so Machiavellic

Yeye mans a Brian griffin sociopath manipulator

 

[Superior]

Lying can get you out of crazy situations if you're a good liar, this is a lying guide

1.when lying, don't sound desperate, scared or anxious, try seem confident

2.keep calm and make mental notes of your lie and think about how you can fake shit so u can make the lie more believable

3.don't apologise, apologies make it seem like you admitted to lying

4.if its gonna be a lie you'll keep for long term, you need to plan out different questions and give believeable Answers to all of them, most people fail here, they're shit at making stories to support their lie, they usually let emotions take over, shoot themselves in the foot or make it sound unconvincing

5.if people don't believe you, don't insist w the lie

I lie being 5'10 when Im actually 5'3 manlet irl

 

[trueceljester]

I lie being 5'10 when Im actually 5'3 manlet irl

Mines worse, I lie abt being 6'3 but I'm 6'2 shh don't tell anyone please

 

[Cortisolspike67]

Lying can get you out of crazy situations if you're a good liar, this is a lying guide

1.when lying, don't sound desperate, scared or anxious, try seem confident

2.keep calm and make mental notes of your lie and think about how you can fake shit so u can make the lie more believable

3.don't apologise, apologies make it seem like you admitted to lying

4.if its gonna be a lie you'll keep for long term, you need to plan out different questions and give believeable Answers to all of them, most people fail here, they're shit at making stories to support their lie, they usually let emotions take over, shoot themselves in the foot or make it sound unconvincing

5.if people don't believe you, don't insist w the lie

Jewish thread

 

[Cortisolspike67]

Curries and kikes gonna love this one

 

[Thebird]

Lying can get you out of crazy situations if you're a good liar, this is a lying guide

1.when lying, don't sound desperate, scared or anxious, try seem confident

2.keep calm and make mental notes of your lie and think about how you can fake shit so u can make the lie more believable

3.don't apologise, apologies make it seem like you admitted to lying

4.if its gonna be a lie you'll keep for long term, you need to plan out different questions and give believeable Answers to all of them, most people fail here, they're shit at making stories to support their lie, they usually let emotions take over, shoot themselves in the foot or make it sound unconvincing

5.if people don't believe you, don't insist w the lie

Ok idk

 

[trueceljester]

Jewish thread

Oy vey goyim! I didn't steal anything, I never clipped a coin in my life!!