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Hypothesis Would it be high iq of me to fuck erling haaland? (hypothetical situation)

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you see, i'm aware he doesn't have the optimal facial features but he's 6,5 and aditionally there's the jbw theory

Therefore that would bless my offspring with tall genetics and possibly good coloring (since he has colored eyes)

Now, if this were to happen there would still be a risk of my children inheriting his facial features (which might cook them) so i'm not completely sure about this theory.
 
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you see, i'm aware he doesn't have the optimal facial features but he's 6,5 and aditionally there's the jwb theory

Therefore that would bless my offspring with tall genetics and possibly good coloring (since he has colored eyes)

Now, if this were to happen there would still be a risk of my children inheriting his facial features (which might cook them) so i'm not completely sure about this theory.
"jwb" n*a its jbw
 

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