would making a baby sleep floating face down make them grow up to be a chad

[foidslayer]

their bones are easily stimulated so it'll grow forward (since they're looking down and head not obstructed)

thoughts?

 

[foidslayer]

forgot to mention gravity

 

[junebug]

infants sleeping on stomachs can kill them iirc

that's what supervised "tummy time" is for I think?

 

[junebug]

solution me

 

[foidslayer]

infants sleeping on stomachs can kill them iirc

that's what supervised "tummy time" is for I think?

but what if

you make special straps that hang from the ceiling that make it safe

 

[foidslayer]

solution me

n***a you didn't give a solution

 

[benny]

their bones are easily stimulated so it'll grow forward (since they're looking down and head not obstructed)

thoughts?

i literally just seen a reel of all the things this mom did to fix her newborns recessed jaw it was mainly posture while breastfeeding and extra chewing

 

[junebug]

but what if

you make special straps that hang from the ceiling that make it safe

idk I would not suggest implementing this on your own child, training their chewing can fix most things I believe

 

[foidslayer]

i literally just seen a reel of all the things this mom did to fix her newborns recessed jaw it was mainly posture while breastfeeding and extra chewing

people can be born recessed?

 

[junebug]

i literally just seen a reel of all the things this mom did to fix her newborns recessed jaw it was mainly posture while breastfeeding and extra chewing

YES I SAW THAT TOO

 

[foidslayer]

idk I would not suggest implementing this on your own child, training their chewing can fix most things I believe

watch my child grow to be the chad i couldn't be

 

[junebug]

people can be born recessed?

how do you think they're recessed to begin with?? yes they're born recessed

 

[junebug]

n***a you didn't give a solution

pleeeaasseee

 

[junebug]

YES I LOV YUO

 

[foidslayer]

how do you think they're recessed to begin with?? yes they're born recessed

I've never seen a recessed newborn

thought they only got recessed through bad habits

 

[benny]

people can be born recessed?

yes i believe so

 

[junebug]

I've never seen a recessed newborn

thought they only got recessed through bad habits

I mean I guess but yeah initial bone structure can also just make you pop out recessed.

 

[Deleted Member 118059]

their bones are easily stimulated so it'll grow forward (since they're looking down and head not obstructed)

thoughts?

Looksmaxxing starts in the first, second, and third trimester




Very cringe clip but its true


Fuck pregnant mothers who drink, you are making your child subhuman

 

[foidslayer]

Looksmaxxing starts in the first, second, and third trimester




Very cringe clip but its true


Fuck pregnant mothers who drink, you are making your child subhuman

any woman who drinks during pregnancy shouldn't be a mother

 

[Currycelloser]

any woman who drinks during pregnancy shouldn't be a mother

good development of baby

lots of milk and breast milk, lots of fats (babies run on ketones only), and if solids then baked bone marrow and slowly incorporate meat

 

[hsstar]

well tummy time alone does not ascend a baby but a bunch of perfect habits including it all lead to way higher chances of the baby growing up to be a chad

 

[wxnter]

I read this as baby sheep