Serious Would you date the perfect foid but with one catch

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

Every night at 3:30 am she demands you ask her one question

No matter where u go she will always show up and tell you to ask her a question

She never remembers it when she wakes up but she always does and if u don’t ask she won’t let u back to sleep

 

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I'd just lock her in the basement

 

[Jeezy]

I don't call women foids but sure

 

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

I'd just lock her in the basement

She will slam the door to wake u up she will only go back to sleep once u ask the question any question

 

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She will slam the door to wake u up she will only go back to sleep once u ask the question any question

What an annoying bitch

 

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

I don't call women foids but sure

Was the preach necessary?

 

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

What an annoying bitch

She can’t control it tbh

 

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She can’t control it tbh

Can I ask the same question each time?

 

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

Can I ask the same question each time?

You can ask what u want but it will always break ur sleep cycles and you’ll always go to sleep having to expect that question every night for the rest of ur life which might make u go crazy or some shit

 

[slopslinger]

I'd do much worse for a perfect foid

 

[TonyDr]

Every night at 3:30 am she demands you ask her one question

No matter where u go she will always show up and tell you to ask her a question

She never remembers it when she wakes up but she always does and if u don’t ask she won’t let u back to sleep

Perfect foid no red flags ? That one catch seems harmless

 

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You can ask what u want but it will always break ur sleep cycles and you’ll always go to sleep having to expect that question every night for the rest of ur life which might make u go crazy or some shit

Sounds annoying but worth it if she's "perfect"

 

[Deleted Member 60441]

Doesn’t sound bad

 

[Deleted Member 77884]

Where's the catch tho

 

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

Perfect foid no red flags ? That one catch seems harmless

Might be a small thing but imagine that forever every night, always that monotone voice waking u up and she doesn’t remember any of it

 

[Altruist]

didnt you just describe what having a dog feels like

 

[TonyDr]

Might be a small thing but imagine that forever every night, always that monotone voice waking u up and she doesn’t remember any of it

There are women worse than that and they aren't perfect so

 

[dipenhydramine]

my guy

I don't call women foids but sure

 

[drchad]

Every night at 3:30 am she demands you ask her one question

No matter where u go she will always show up and tell you to ask her a question

She never remembers it when she wakes up but she always does and if u don’t ask she won’t let u back to sleep

So have the perfect woman and continue to stay up till 3 like i already do and just ask her a question obviously yes

 

[Deleted Member 77884]

Might be a small thing but imagine that forever every night, always that monotone voice waking u up and she doesn’t remember any of it

???
Niggq r u serious
She's a perfect woman you ask her if she loves you every night and after she answer you just cuddle and sleep back again like wtf

 

[drchad]

???
Niggq r u serious
She's a perfect woman you ask her if she loves you every night and after she answer you just cuddle and sleep back again like wtf

n*****s already staying up till 3 if u live on the east coast of america lmao