Yesterday I picked up a SEC Sorority chick from the bar and fucked her in the car (story time)

[ZoomerPsycho]

I'm a pajeet that's doing his Grad School at an SEC School. I also joined a fraternity (lower tier since the top ones dont take ethnics)

Remember, I'm the pajeet that went to Turkey and got 6 surgeries

Yesterday after the college football games I went to the nightclub and had a few drinks in me. Before I left I actually thought I looked good for a pajeet. I had nice long hair from my hair transplant in january, and I was wearing green colored contacts that looked nice after the hunter eye surgery in Turkey. I thought I looked like I was a solid 5.5/10, and I could even potentially fraud and say I was persian or turkish since I didn't look like a stereotypical pajeet. With green eyes, dyed hair, wearing a Christian cross and a football jersey standing at 6'0 (2 inch lifts), I actually looked semi decent.

The place I went to was packed, and I was waiting in line at the bar for a drink. I noticed a cute 5/10 girl (misc would rate her a 4/10 cause shes slightly overweight). I started talking to her. I think I said something like "Hey whats up. Just wanted to say hi. You look good. You liked the game today?" She responded something like "oh my god yeah. were you at it". The convo continued for a few minutes after that. Then, I asked her if she wanted some green tea shots with me. She said yeah so I bought us some. After that I asked her if she wanted to dance and she said "yeah"

I couldn't actually believe this was happening. We started dancing a bit and making out. I asked her if she wanted to leave and she said yeah. Unfortunately, I couldnt bring her back to mine and we couldnt go to hers either due to circumstances, so we decided to fuck in her car. I fucked her cowgirl and lasted 5 mins

My first fuck of the semester and first fuck as a Grad student. I started 3 weeks ago and I'm glad I got one out of the way.

 

[rancid]

yeah

 

[sphenoid_torsion]

I think you missed the “this was actually all a dream btw” part of the story, nice plotline bhai!

 

[vespertine]

I'm a pajeet that's doing his Grad School at an SEC School. I also joined a fraternity (lower tier since the top ones dont take ethnics)

Remember, I'm the pajeet that went to Turkey and got 6 surgeries

Yesterday after the college football games I went to the nightclub and had a few drinks in me. Before I left I actually thought I looked good for a pajeet. I had nice long hair from my hair transplant in january, and I was wearing green colored contacts that looked nice after the hunter eye surgery in Turkey. I thought I looked like I was a solid 5.5/10, and I could even potentially fraud and say I was persian or turkish since I didn't look like a stereotypical pajeet. With green eyes, dyed hair, wearing a Christian cross and a football jersey standing at 6'0 (2 inch lifts), I actually looked semi decent.

The place I went to was packed, and I was waiting in line at the bar for a drink. I noticed a cute 5/10 guy (misc would rate him a 4/10 cause hes slightly overweight). I started talking to him. I think I said something like "Hey whats up. Just wanted to say hi. You look good. You liked the game today?" He responded something like "oh my god yeah. were you at it". The convo continued for a few minutes after that. Then, I asked him if he wanted some green tea shots with me. He said yeah so I bought us some. After that I asked him if he wanted to dance and he said "yeah"

I couldn't actually believe this was happening. We started dancing a bit and making out. I asked him if he wanted to leave and he said yeah. Unfortunately, I couldnt bring him back to mine and we couldnt go to his either due to circumstances, so we decided to fuck in his car. He fucked me cowgirl and I lasted 5 mins before having a sissygasm.

My first fuck of the semester and first fuck as a Grad student. I started 3 weeks ago and I'm glad I got one out of the way.

 

[Jeezy]

I'm a pajeet that's doing his Grad School at an SEC School. I also joined a fraternity (lower tier since the top ones dont take ethnics)

Remember, I'm the pajeet that went to Turkey and got 6 surgeries

Yesterday after the college football games I went to the nightclub and had a few drinks in me. Before I left I actually thought I looked good for a pajeet. I had nice long hair from my hair transplant in january, and I was wearing green colored contacts that looked nice after the hunter eye surgery in Turkey. I thought I looked like I was a solid 5.5/10, and I could even potentially fraud and say I was persian or turkish since I didn't look like a stereotypical pajeet. With green eyes, dyed hair, wearing a Christian cross and a football jersey standing at 6'0 (2 inch lifts), I actually looked semi decent.

The place I went to was packed, and I was waiting in line at the bar for a drink. I noticed a cute 5/10 guy (misc would rate him a 4/10 cause hes slightly overweight). I started talking to him. I think I said something like "Hey whats up. Just wanted to say hi. You look good. You liked the game today?" He responded something like "oh my god yeah. were you at it". The convo continued for a few minutes after that. Then, I asked him if he wanted some green tea shots with me. He said yeah so I bought us some. After that I asked him if he wanted to dance and he said "yeah"

I couldn't actually believe this was happening. We started dancing a bit and making out. I asked him if he wanted to leave and he said yeah. Unfortunately, I couldnt bring him back to mine and we couldnt go to his either due to circumstances, so we decided to fuck in his car. He fucked me cowgirl and I lasted 5 mins before having a sissygasm.

My first fuck of the semester and first fuck as a Grad student. I started 3 weeks ago and I'm glad I got one out of the way.

I'm a pajeet that's doing his Grad School at an SEC School. I also joined a fraternity (lower tier since the top ones dont take ethnics)

Remember, I'm the pajeet that went to Turkey and got 6 surgeries

Yesterday after the college football games I went to the nightclub and had a few drinks in me. Before I left I actually thought I looked good for a pajeet. I had nice long hair from my hair transplant in january, and I was wearing green colored contacts that looked nice after the hunter eye surgery in Turkey. I thought I looked like I was a solid 5.5/10, and I could even potentially fraud and say I was persian or turkish since I didn't look like a stereotypical pajeet. With green eyes, dyed hair, wearing a Christian cross and a football jersey standing at 6'0 (2 inch lifts), I actually looked semi decent.

The place I went to was packed, and I was waiting in line at the bar for a drink. I noticed a cute 5/10 guy (misc would rate him a 4/10 cause hes slightly overweight). I started talking to him. I think I said something like "Hey whats up. Just wanted to say hi. You look good. You liked the game today?" He responded something like "oh my god yeah. were you at it". The convo continued for a few minutes after that. Then, I asked him if he wanted some green tea shots with me. He said yeah so I bought us some. After that I asked him if he wanted to dance and he said "yeah"

I couldn't actually believe this was happening. We started dancing a bit and making out. I asked him if he wanted to leave and he said yeah. Unfortunately, I couldnt bring him back to mine and we couldnt go to his either due to circumstances, so we decided to fuck in his car. He fucked me cowgirl and I lasted 5 mins before having a sissygasm.

My first fuck of the semester and first fuck as a Grad student. I started 3 weeks ago and I'm glad I got one out of the way.

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

That's exactly what I would say if I wanted my incel friends to think that I'm superior to them

 

[Jeezy]

That's exactly what I would say if I wanted my incel friends to think that I'm superior to them

I got joking roasts yesterday when people didn’t believe an Asian girl was watching and smiling at a 6’4” skinny white man goblet squatting while this guy is fucking girls in his career lmao

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

I got joking roasts yesterday when people didn’t believe an Asian girl was watching and smiling at a 6’4” skinny white man goblet squatting while this guy is fucking girls in his career lmao

No one on this forum is 6'4 we are all 5'6 manlets bud stop the cope