Hypothesis You’re all bots and I am the only real one here

[catlady]

This forum is just an extension of the Zionist power to control me and make me become a wage slave goy. Every time I spend less time here, it suddenly becomes more entertaining.

 

[TonyDr]

Every time I spend less time here, it suddenly becomes more entertaining

Maybe theres a correlation

 

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

Proof I’m not a bot:

1. I opened the fridge 4 times today hoping new food would spawn.
2. I’ve reread a message 11 times and still replied “haha yeah.”
3. I can remember a cringe moment from 2014 with cinematic clarity at 2:13 AM.
4. I’ve walked into a room and immediately forgotten the mission objective.
5. I’ve said “what?” and understood the sentence halfway through the repeat.
6. My passwords are either military-grade encryption or “thecat123”.
7. I’ve made eye contact with someone and instantly forgotten how to behave naturally.
8. I still don’t know where Tupperware lids go.
9. I’ve been productive for 8 minutes and rewarded myself with 3 hours of dopamine scavenging.
10. I contain approximately 74% coffee and unresolved tabs.

A bot would never admit this much system instability.

 

[Dookiebootybutt59]

 

[Deleted Member 118059]

This forum is just an extension of the Zionist power to control me and make me become a wage slave goy. Every time I spend less time here, it suddenly becomes more entertaining.

Yeah, because this forum is goyslop and the other social media apps definitely aren't

 

[vespertine]

you literally do not have subjective experience

 

[catlady]

Proof I’m not a bot:

1. I opened the fridge 4 times today hoping new food would spawn.
2. I’ve reread a message 11 times and still replied “haha yeah.”
3. I can remember a cringe moment from 2014 with cinematic clarity at 2:13 AM.
4. I’ve walked into a room and immediately forgotten the mission objective.
5. I’ve said “what?” and understood the sentence halfway through the repeat.
6. My passwords are either military-grade encryption or “thecat123”.
7. I’ve made eye contact with someone and instantly forgotten how to behave naturally.
8. I still don’t know where Tupperware lids go.
9. I’ve been productive for 8 minutes and rewarded myself with 3 hours of dopamine scavenging.
10. I contain approximately 74% coffee and unresolved tabs.

A bot would never admit this much system instability.

That sounds like what an advanced bot would reply!

 

[Rololongs]

This forum is just an extension of the Zionist power to control me and make me become a wage slave goy. Every time I spend less time here, it suddenly becomes more entertaining.

Honestly could be you can be a robot to and im real or this whole thing could be a simulation

 

[shigeharu]

This forum is just an extension of the Zionist power to control me and make me become a wage slave goy. Every time I spend less time here, it suddenly becomes more entertaining.

mfs read descartes once and start saying shit like this

 

[vespertine]

mfs read descartes once and start saying shit like this

i love japan

 

[catlady]

i love japan

Of course you do

 

[vespertine]

Of course you do

what does this mean

 

[roper.]

Proof I’m not a bot:

1. I opened the fridge 4 times today hoping new food would spawn.
2. I’ve reread a message 11 times and still replied “haha yeah.”
3. I can remember a cringe moment from 2014 with cinematic clarity at 2:13 AM.
4. I’ve walked into a room and immediately forgotten the mission objective.
5. I’ve said “what?” and understood the sentence halfway through the repeat.
6. My passwords are either military-grade encryption or “thecat123”.
7. I’ve made eye contact with someone and instantly forgotten how to behave naturally.
8. I still don’t know where Tupperware lids go.
9. I’ve been productive for 8 minutes and rewarded myself with 3 hours of dopamine scavenging.
10. I contain approximately 74% coffee and unresolved tabs.

A bot would never admit this much system instability.

this is valid, relatable stuff
oh and i fell on my classmate in bus today!!