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Rate my ultimate summer shred cycle (16.5 y/o, 185cm, 88kg)
Yo guys, I'm 16.5 years old and been training hard for about 4 months now. Hit a brutal plateau on my bench press so my gym bro (who is 18 and massive) hooked me up with this insane stack. I'm trying to get absolutely shredded, dry, and huge for summer season. Currently on week 4
The Anabolic & Fat Burning Base (Weekly/Daily):
Testosterone Enanthate: 1500mg PW (pumped it up so my baseline has maximum aura)
Trenbolone Enanthate: 1000mg PW (increased it today for that ultra dry, photoshopped demon look)
Methyltrienolone (M-Tren): 2mg ED (doubled it, crushing it pre workout with a white monster)
Superdrol: 50mg ED (strength is going up but I can't bend my arms anymore because of the back pumps)
Anadrol: 100mg ED (added this for extra fullness, my blood feels thick like maple syrup)
Halotestin: 30mg ED (added for aggression, I punched a hole through my drywall because the microwave beeped too loud)
DNP (2,4-Dinitrophenol): 600mg ED (burning fat while sitting down, my sweat is literally yellow and staining my carpets, feels great)
Retatrutide (Reta): 12mg weekly (to crush the hunger, even though looking at food already makes me throw up)
HGH: 24 IU ED (pinning 12 IU morning and 12 IU night, my face is so swollen I look like a Lego brick)
Ancillaries & Support Meds (To keep side effects away):
Letrozole: 2.5mg ED (taking zero chances with gyno, tryna actively murder all my E2)
Exemestane (Aromasin): 25mg ED (just to be 100% safe alongside the Letro, can't be too careful)
Clonidine: 0.3mg ED (resting heart rate is around 135 bpm, but I think that just means my cardio is improving)
Pregabalin: 400mg ED (helps with the casual Tren paranoia and the urge to fight my principal)
Telmisartan: 160mg ED (blood pressure is 175/110, but honestly I just feel a nice warm, pulsing pump in my teeth)
Furosemide (Lasix): 80mg ED (doubled it to get rid of the HGH bloat, my tongue feels like sandpaper)
Melatonin: 30mg before bed (still can't sleep because the DNP makes me feel like a literal nuclear reactor under my blanket)
Peptides & Growth Factors (Skin & Tissue Health):
BPC-157: 5mg ED (megadosing this so my tendons don't snap from the Halotestin strength)
TB-500: 5mg ED (for healing, even though my joints still sound like a bag of chips cracking)
GHK-Cu: 2mg ED (for that ultimate glowing skin, ignore the severe acne on my back)
Vitamins & Organ Protection (Health is wealth, guys):
NAC (N-Acetyl Cysteine): 3000mg ED (gotta keep the liver fresh)
TUDCA: 1000mg ED (since the whites of my eyes look bright yellow today, matches my yellow DNP sweat, pretty aesthetic tbh)
Vitamin C: 4000mg ED (for the immune system)
Zinc: 100mg ED (to boost natural test, obviously)
Multivitamin gummies: 3 pieces every morning (the strawberry ones go crazy)
and for last 5g Creatine.
Plan is to run this for a solid 16 to 20 weeks to really lock in the gains before summer ends. My stomach hurts pretty bad every time I think about eating, my appetite is non existent, and my pee looks exactly like Coca Cola with zero foam. Blood is rushing out of both nostrils every time I heavy squat, which gives me massive main character energy in the commercial gym.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday because I screamed at her for breathing too loud, and my mom wants to take me to the ER because I'm breathing like a pug after walking up three steps, but I think the alpha mindset is finally locking in.
My hand/arm so far
im getting acne but i heard its normal on roids
My arm grew longer, i think the hgh is working
What do you guys think? Any minor adjustments needed or should I add some Tren No Ester to my pre workout to speed up the fat loss?
Yo guys, I'm 16.5 years old and been training hard for about 4 months now. Hit a brutal plateau on my bench press so my gym bro (who is 18 and massive) hooked me up with this insane stack. I'm trying to get absolutely shredded, dry, and huge for summer season. Currently on week 4
The Anabolic & Fat Burning Base (Weekly/Daily):
Testosterone Enanthate: 1500mg PW (pumped it up so my baseline has maximum aura)
Trenbolone Enanthate: 1000mg PW (increased it today for that ultra dry, photoshopped demon look)
Methyltrienolone (M-Tren): 2mg ED (doubled it, crushing it pre workout with a white monster)
Superdrol: 50mg ED (strength is going up but I can't bend my arms anymore because of the back pumps)
Anadrol: 100mg ED (added this for extra fullness, my blood feels thick like maple syrup)
Halotestin: 30mg ED (added for aggression, I punched a hole through my drywall because the microwave beeped too loud)
DNP (2,4-Dinitrophenol): 600mg ED (burning fat while sitting down, my sweat is literally yellow and staining my carpets, feels great)
Retatrutide (Reta): 12mg weekly (to crush the hunger, even though looking at food already makes me throw up)
HGH: 24 IU ED (pinning 12 IU morning and 12 IU night, my face is so swollen I look like a Lego brick)
Ancillaries & Support Meds (To keep side effects away):
Letrozole: 2.5mg ED (taking zero chances with gyno, tryna actively murder all my E2)
Exemestane (Aromasin): 25mg ED (just to be 100% safe alongside the Letro, can't be too careful)
Clonidine: 0.3mg ED (resting heart rate is around 135 bpm, but I think that just means my cardio is improving)
Pregabalin: 400mg ED (helps with the casual Tren paranoia and the urge to fight my principal)
Telmisartan: 160mg ED (blood pressure is 175/110, but honestly I just feel a nice warm, pulsing pump in my teeth)
Furosemide (Lasix): 80mg ED (doubled it to get rid of the HGH bloat, my tongue feels like sandpaper)
Melatonin: 30mg before bed (still can't sleep because the DNP makes me feel like a literal nuclear reactor under my blanket)
Peptides & Growth Factors (Skin & Tissue Health):
BPC-157: 5mg ED (megadosing this so my tendons don't snap from the Halotestin strength)
TB-500: 5mg ED (for healing, even though my joints still sound like a bag of chips cracking)
GHK-Cu: 2mg ED (for that ultimate glowing skin, ignore the severe acne on my back)
Vitamins & Organ Protection (Health is wealth, guys):
NAC (N-Acetyl Cysteine): 3000mg ED (gotta keep the liver fresh)
TUDCA: 1000mg ED (since the whites of my eyes look bright yellow today, matches my yellow DNP sweat, pretty aesthetic tbh)
Vitamin C: 4000mg ED (for the immune system)
Zinc: 100mg ED (to boost natural test, obviously)
Multivitamin gummies: 3 pieces every morning (the strawberry ones go crazy)
and for last 5g Creatine.
Plan is to run this for a solid 16 to 20 weeks to really lock in the gains before summer ends. My stomach hurts pretty bad every time I think about eating, my appetite is non existent, and my pee looks exactly like Coca Cola with zero foam. Blood is rushing out of both nostrils every time I heavy squat, which gives me massive main character energy in the commercial gym.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday because I screamed at her for breathing too loud, and my mom wants to take me to the ER because I'm breathing like a pug after walking up three steps, but I think the alpha mindset is finally locking in.
My hand/arm so far
im getting acne but i heard its normal on roids
My arm grew longer, i think the hgh is working
What do you guys think? Any minor adjustments needed or should I add some Tren No Ester to my pre workout to speed up the fat loss?
